Wedding congratulations to the newlyweds with humor, short


Be healthy, live beautifully, Love each other, be happy! Find in each other not only a spouse, but the best, most faithful friend!

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Any hut will become a palace, Where a good wife reigns! She is dearer than all riches, dearer than pearls and gold! I drink, or rather, I vote with my glass For the choice of the groom - for the young woman!

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I would like to wish the young: In joy, separation or sorrow, To forever remember the first hug, Forgetting about the last quarrel.

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Now I see no reason not to drink to men. I'll drink to the women too. A new family was born!

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May the dawn never go out. Happy life! May you always be happy! And for today – Bitter!

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May the dawn never go out. Happy life! May it always be sweet for you and like today – “bitter”! Bitterly! Let's drink to the young people!

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Friends! I propose a drink for a kiss! After all, it was invented by a man because he couldn’t find any other way to shut a woman’s mouth. Bitterly!

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To the sound of a crystal glass, To the sound of sparkling wine, we congratulate the newlyweds And today we drink to the dregs!

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So that you can live and live, but don’t suffer! And, having lived a century, do not repent of what you have lived! We want to wish you again and again: Advice, happiness, and love!

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They say that in a good marriage, the husband is the head and the wife is the heart. So let’s drink so that our young people will never have headaches or heartaches in life!

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Like a cup of good wine, May your life be full! Don't spill this cup, drink it all to the bottom!

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I propose a toast like this: Since we all had to gather at the wedding, Let the wine flow like a river, And we must bathe in wine!

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Friends! On today’s main holiday, without concealing high and joyful feelings, I propose a toast to your glorious union, To your love! After all, now you are family!

Cool congratulations for the Wedding

Eh, friend. Well, friend. Now you’re standing in a veil! Today you are just a lady, Even though the groom calls you “baby.”

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Do you remember, you and I played When we were children, we used to dress up our little dolls - Weddings, children, this and that

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And now she’s like Barbie and leads Ken by the arm. What I dreamed of has come true. What comes next on the list?

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Children, sea, house and yacht? Dream, don't forget. In order, fulfill all your wishes boldly.

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And let's look after the groom, so that he doesn't cuckold, so that he appreciates his princess, otherwise it will be a-ta-ta!

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You know what I'll say, friend? If you were a boy, you would be paired with me, and not with this groom!

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If you and I lived well, I wouldn’t give it to anyone. So a note to your husband, May he always love you!

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In general, let's wish you happiness, On this day and forever, And discarding unnecessary pathos, Let's shout, girls, HURRAY.

Short congratulations on your wedding prose

Happy wedding day greetings for newlyweds

Today is an amazing holiday of the sacrament of the birth of a new family, with which we honor the charming newlyweds! We wish that romantic love, to the accompaniment of which you enter into the joy of life together, always plays its happy melody. Always be mutually in love and inspired to happiness!

Text of congratulations on your wedding day in prose

Dear newlyweds! I wish that you can handle all the difficulties, that only pleasant worries fall on your shoulders, that smart heads carry your shoulders, and that you always walk shoulder to shoulder!

SMS congratulations on your wedding day in prose

Congratulations on your celebration! A wedding is so wonderful and romantic! I wish you both a happy marriage, tender love for many years to come and beautiful children. May your relationship be free from boredom and misunderstandings. Wishing you a bright and joyful family life, newlyweds!

New wedding congratulations in prose

Happy Wedding Day, dear newlyweds! We wish you to create a friendly family! But don’t forget that you are a modern family. Don't sit within four walls all day long, don't get bored, be active members of society. Don't forget your family and friends! Your love will only be stronger if you don't allow yourself to get bored!

Short congratulations on the wedding in prose

Love is that irredeemable coin that now makes up your living wage!... I want to wish you not only prosperity, but also abundance; not only joy, but also great happiness!

Wedding wishes in prose

Only together and only forward, without unclenching your hands. Even on stones, even on soft grass, but only the two of you walk. Let no one interfere with your happiness, and let little people appear in the family who will become a strong rope to tie your relationship with a reliable knot. Love to you for many years to come.

Congratulations on the wedding not in verse

Married life is a book that consists of two parts: the first part, poetic - the honeymoon, the second part, prosaic - the whole future life. Of course, in the first part there are very few pages, in the second part, on the contrary, there are a lot. We wish you to divide the second, most part of the book into several chapters and make each of them honey!

Congratulations in prose for newlyweds

Remember: living life is not a field to cross! Dear friends, true feelings of love, duty, respect must be preserved in the most difficult moments of life.

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Wedding. Order to the bride

And now, without interruption, we will talk about the bride, so that we can warn her from future mistakes:

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1. Learn to cook deliciously, in any style and manner, so that, say, a cabbage leaf looks just like a grape.

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2. Spend a third of the budget on relatives and tailors - if you are dressed fashionably, your husband is happy, as is the groom.

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3. If you sometimes don’t agree with your spouse’s opinion, be as resilient as a twig, don’t say no or yes.

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4. If your husband is tired or upset, calm him down and caress him so that he becomes calm again - let him rest a little.

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5. Never be strict, just, as if by chance, skillfully removing the shavings, plan little by little.

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6. Don’t persist in the sense of shavings, always be nice to him, be your wife and girlfriend, and not a rusty saw.

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7. Give three-quarters of the day to your family, but in the midst of days, hours, minutes, do not forget your friends.

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Be strong, always love your friendly family. Long life and health to you. Be happy, friends.

It’s beautiful to congratulate you on your wedding day in your own words.

Especially for those invitees who value the time of others, but at the same time want to congratulate the newlyweds beautifully and originally, ready-made laconic congratulations in prose have been created.

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Congratulations on your wedding day and sincerely wish you endless family happiness, sincere understanding, unquenchable love and stable well-being in the home.

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I sincerely congratulate you on your wedding day. I wish you to live in complete harmony and peace. Let every day of your life together turn into a wonderful fairy tale and a happy story.

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Congratulations on your wedding day and wish you happy sunrises, funny family stories and cozy warm evenings.

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Congratulations! I would like to wish you to live to see a golden wedding, a happy family life and many children. Understand each other, support and protect your happiness from envious eyes.

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Congratulations, dear ones, on your wedding day. I wish you to always remain a couple in love and be able to become a happy and strong family!

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Congratulations on your wedding day. May your journey together be easy and happy, may your family live in prosperity, happiness and love.

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Congratulations to the young people! I wish that there is no end to your happiness, your love, your dreams and joint opportunities. Live in complete harmony of your hearts, dear ones.

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Congratulations on your wedding day and wish you strong love and lasting happiness, memorable moments and wonderful family traditions.

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I sincerely congratulate you on your wedding. I wish you peace and goodness, prosperity and happiness, true love and a friendly family.

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Congratulations on your wedding and sincerely wish you to live in goodness and prosperity, happiness and love, understanding and peace, respect and joy.

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Congratulations, dear ones, on your wedding. May your love be invincible and eternal, may you live a sweet life, but today everyone will unanimously shout “bitter” to you!

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Happy wedding. Dear newlyweds, let your life be filled only with bright emotions. Love each other, respect, care and support.

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Happy wedding day and with all my heart I wish you eternal joy, love, prosperity and understanding, respect, peace, prosperity and family comfort.

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Congratulations, dears. I wish you to live at least a hundred years in prosperity and love, happiness and prosperity. And may all your dreams always come true.

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Congratulations on your family day. Let love and understanding reign in your home. May all your dreams come true and you have everything your heart desires.

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Happy marriage! We wish you to enjoy your life together and love each other as much as possible.

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Happy wedding. Dear newlyweds! Let your life be bright, cloudless and happy. So that there is understanding, peace and, of course, a lot of love in life.

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“Advice to a young spouse: there should be so many outfits in the wife’s closet so that a lover cannot hide there”;

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“The bachelor life has come to an end today! Now you are responsible for the one you love! Congratulations!”;

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Our newlyweds! With the connection of hearts! Now your destinies are illuminated with endless love. Let it shine like a star, bringing unconditional joy and true happiness!

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All the best and good health! May every new day be warmed with happiness, love, and the light of good changes!

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The bride and groom are a happy couple, the Union will help you strengthen your love. We wish you, both young and old, to live your whole life side by side together!

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Today is your wedding day, And “Bitter!” We are not too lazy to shout! We wish you happiness and great love, so that there will be enough feelings until the golden wedding!

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Happy wedding, friends, on this festive hour, on such a significant date! May you have many joyful days, and may your life be rich in happiness!

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Let every day be bright, Give happiness again and again, Don’t skimp on gifts, And let love live in our hearts!

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Congratulations on your wedding, We wish the young family: May peace and advice reign in your home, May you live in love for many years!

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We put rings on our hands, We flew through life together, So let the hearts knock in unison and life will be like a dream!

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I congratulate you on your wedding day, I wish you love, prosperity, and children! More happiness to the bride and groom, May you live together with love for many years!

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Your union is wonderful, bride and groom! Let love rule at this ball! And may there always be a place for Tenderness, affection, kindness and warmth in your life!

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Congratulations on your wedding, We are very happy from our hearts. Be happy always, Never grieve. Endless love to you, tender, tender like flowers.

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We congratulate you on your wedding day! Always love each other! We wish you to be a strong family, and to have comfort and warmth in your home!

Wedding. Order to the groom

In order for your honeymoon to last 5 years, the code is complex and harsh. You will have to follow:

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1.Provide financial support and warm your home. Don’t forget that you should be good morally too!

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2. As an athlete, you must carry your family on your shoulders, and preserve and please your wife, even though it is difficult.

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3. Run to the store without asking, don’t forget to give flowers, and don’t even think about asking for lunch ahead of time, friend.

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4. Shave often and for a long time, wash your hands before eating, and don’t be particularly strict with your young wife.

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6. If there is a reason for a quarrel, make everything a joke, be a man in small things, don’t start an argument in vain.

Short wedding congratulations in your own words

Congratulations on your marriage! Live long, happy life! Stay close to me all the time, And cherish your love!

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Let the marriage be strong and friendly, so that love is not lost! But empty indifference doesn’t fit into your family!

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May your wedding be memorable, may your hearts be filled with love, may your eyes sparkle with joy, and may your life be sweet!

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Let the wedding be noisy and filled with fun! And you, newlyweds, should be in the mood! So that they sing and dance, and with every cry: “Bitter”! They kissed each other and laughed loudly!

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On your wedding day we wish you to become a strong whole! We promise to support you fully!

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Your wedding is just a miracle! Can't take my eyes off you! I won’t wish for much, I will only wish for love!

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Love deeply, live together, May you not be bored with each other! And after the wedding, get down to business, and feel free to give birth to a bunch of children!

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Today there is only you in the center, There is no more beautiful wedding! Always be in love, our newlyweds!

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Let love intoxicate you, Let your blood heat up your feelings! And the wedding is thundering merrily, and promises you happiness in life!

Wedding. Newlyweds' Constitution

Article 1 You have the right to connect your paths of life and create a healthy, growing, loving, exemplary, strong family, which you must preserve and protect until the end of your days.

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Article 6 A HUSBAND is obliged to prepare hot coffee for his wife every morning. A WIFE has the right to prepare a light dinner for her husband every evening.

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Article 9 A HUSBAND and WIFE must know that by conceding in small things, they have a chance to win in big things.

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Subject to compliance with all articles of this Constitution, a HUSBAND and WIFE have the right to celebrate a “silver” wedding after 25 years, and a “golden” one after 50 years!

Short wedding toasts in your own words

Many guests invited to a wedding do not like or do not know how to give long and difficult to remember toasts.
But you shouldn’t think that it’s impossible to put folk wisdom or spiritual wishes into a short toast.

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The house of family happiness is built from the walls of friendship, the roof of love, and inside there is a fireplace of comfort. Let's drink so that our young people have more than enough of everything!

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First love kills boredom, and then boredom kills love. Let's drink so that we don't encounter boring love on our way!

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The beautiful hostess of the hearth will dazzle guests with just one smile. Let's drink to the groom's luck! Now he has found a reliable rear. Bitterly!

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Let family life be like this champagne: playful, stormy and not boring, and most importantly, let there always be a drop of love potion in it.

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Friends! I propose a drink for a kiss! After all, it was invented by a man because he couldn’t find any other way to shut a woman’s mouth. Bitterly!

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May your life go smoothly. We wish you a golden age until your wedding!

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Love elevates. Let us raise our glasses to the sublime love that lifts us to heaven.

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I will say in the words of Rogers: “Live, young people, so that you will not be ashamed to sell your pet talking parrot to the main gossip of the city!”

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On your wedding day, we wish you such an amazing love that will understand women's logic, forgive men's stupidities and acquire children's pranks!

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Nowadays there is an expression: it’s not a wonder that they separate, it’s a wonder that they live. And we want you to live a wonderful life!

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Guys, it’s a great holiday, I can hardly understand whose wedding it is and who is marrying whom! I congratulate you and wish you harmony and understanding in your life together!

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In a house of family happiness, friendship builds the walls, love creates the roof, but the stork brings comfort. For friendship, love and comfort, and for all this to be in the lives of the young!

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We wish you to live a fun and friendly life, to have everything you need in your family life! Bitterly!

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For a strong and harmonious union of two hearts!

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Congratulations, newlyweds! Let your family nest be warm and cozy! Coo, finger each other's feathers and raise more chicks!

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We have a command for young people: live together in good times! Bitterly!

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Dear newlyweds! I wish that, starting from today, your hearts will be filled with lightness every day, and your pockets will become heavier!

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Small toasts for a wedding are also good when there are few guests at the table, and everyone has to make a speech more than once.

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