We are happy to congratulate parents today, from the bottom of our hearts, at the wedding of their children. They overcame many obstacles with their love and tenderness.
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Always cared for, raised, taught to be generous and smart. And now that day has come - your child has become an adult.
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How much has been said about happiness, It is different for everyone: So that there is no bad weather in the house, So that the home becomes cozy And relatives do not get sick, The spring of love lives in the soul, The simple agreements of truth The family can always understand.
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I would like to wish you all this and other happiness! And, most importantly, they must understand each other perfectly!
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We wish our newlyweds that their path in life will be successful, that the house will always be a full cup, that life will be brighter and more beautiful every day!
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May the sun of the world shine brightly, May your children bring you joy, So that together the young couple may live to see their golden wedding.
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I wish you happiness and goodness, So that life is as bright as day, So that only joy, without worries, Crosses your threshold.
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Love: beautiful, big, More complex than all other sciences! Let your young family grow to the joy of everyone around you!
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Well, what can you wish for the bride and groom? May they always be together in everything. We slept, ate, drank together, took the children to kindergarten.
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So that there is not even a reason for the quarrel! Always let the man give in first. Guard your love trustingly and vigilantly. And only at the wedding may you feel “Bitter!”
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On a wonderful wedding day to the young family, We want to wish happiness with all our hearts, From the heart we say to the bride and groom: May you have a wonderful life together!
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Today your dream has come true! Let affection, responsiveness and kindness, sincerity and trembling, tenderness of confessions remain with you for many years!
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The heart is beating, the eyes are burning. There is a ring on my finger, Everyone says congratulations.
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So be happy, bathe in love and life will be beautiful, even call the storyteller!
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And then, for sure, Among the wines and cognac, Someone will suddenly stretch out his hand to the pickles. Let the bride hold the groom tightly by the sides, And believe in love forever without a doubt!
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I wish you to live until your golden wedding with all my heart! Let the long journey be filled with joy and love! Good luck, happiness and kindness, May the family grow stronger every day!
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May happiness await our children and fewer difficulties, May the sciences of life's wisdom be comprehended.
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Let there be more laughter and success come, Let your cherished wishes come true as soon as possible.
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The years fly by in a wondrous flock, And the soul is as young as before, You are fabulously beautiful today, And believe me, this is forever!
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Life still portends victories, And flows faster than always! Congratulations on your bright anniversary - We wish you happiness and goodness at the age of 80!
FOR MIDDLE NEWLY MARRIED
Various things happen, which cannot be imagined, Our situation is worse, - Friends decided to get married.
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Everything is fine with their heads (Although this is an unverified fact). They shine like two chocolates. Something is clearly wrong here.
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They are not small children, from, in general, decent families. And then they acted like these. Like a couple, sorry, pigeons.
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I prepared this intermezzo for a long time: I penetrated Khokhma, sprinkled verses. In order to trust Kukushkin, to penetrate into his wondrous garden.
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- There I behaved quietly and decently, I brought sausages, as if from the heart, I personally set up a barbecue with a hole, I stuck slate under the coals - Sanya, burn!
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He himself sat on the sidelines, but also as if next to him, and began to wait for the charge to go off and Sankin’s fucking obscenity to come out over the calm, peaceful garden.
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And I realized, having taken a light sip, That this is all - peace, kindness, comfort - And it won’t be covered up with anything, and won’t be destroyed, And they won’t call me here again
Beautiful wedding congratulations to the newlyweds
Happy wedding to you, newlyweds! It’s nice for us to look at you, May your life be like a fairy tale, May the stars fall at your feet!
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May there be money and luck, a good home, friends, success, and may you glow with happiness, dear, hearing children’s laughter!
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If life becomes a tender song, sing it together in unison, let it flow freely, without falsehood, let it call you further.
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Life will be easy or harsh, Or it will test your strength again, May the fire of love not go out, May happiness not leave you.
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So that there is peace and harmony in the house, To keep the family as a valuable treasure. Live harmoniously with love, Treasure each other forever!
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We heartily congratulate you, young people, may love fill every hour, take care of your gold rings, and may tenderness remain with you.
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Cool congratulations on your wedding day
Your wedding swirled all the guests in a cheerful dance. There is no such cute couple that you can’t help but admire!
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Congratulations, guys, on finding a family! I am happy for your happiness and I give you my poem!
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You are like a pair of swans, whose feelings are no stronger! Your loyalty and love are more convincing than words!
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I came to your wedding, attaching my poem to the flowers. And I hope I pleased you - After all, I composed it with my soul.
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Let love protect from troubles and not oppress everyday life! Divide everything into two, for the sake of the title of “relatives”!
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I've never known a more fun wedding! But life together lies ahead. I hope the rings don’t weigh on you; you’ll have to wear them forever!
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Happy family birthday! Your wedding is a sight for sore eyes. I wish you to soar and appreciate moments of love.
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- And quickly get pregnant, call yourself Mom and Dad, For the sake of your own children, Live and enjoy life!
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The guests drank deeply To your happiness and family! Let the kids hold it together and give joy and comfort!
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Some grieve in old age, But I will say: drink to the age in which sons are married, At daughters’ weddings they feast!
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Guests and relatives are getting tipsy, their faces are getting wetter and flushed. The wedding day feast lasts until nightfall in the house.
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There was no guessing otherwise. Everything here is solemn and simple. Glasses are splashing with wine, Toasts are drowning in the general fun.
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A military man with a gray-haired hedgehog, followed by an elderly neighbor, accompanied by cries of “Bitter!” They wish the young love until old age.
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But there are movements of simple feelings that cannot be expressed in words. Two gray-haired mothers stand up and silently drink to the young, hugging each other, crying and laughing.
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May the dawn never go out. Happy life! May you always be happy! And I write to you: “Bitter!”
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Two pigeons searched for each other for a long time, but finding each other is no joke. And our dove walked alone, And our dove walked alone.
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But still, the deity treated them with the participation of Beautiful love: Two doves tenderly coo, triumph of two tender hearts.
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- To find happiness you have to walk uphill and take on more than one height. So let unnecessary quarrels go around your house a mile away.
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Let your hearts not grow old And beat without concealing love. And may your family live more friendly year after year!
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Let your whole life be like a honeymoon, like one moment, So that every day is forever new, So that you love until your gray hairs.
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Having united your hearts with each other, having concluded your marriage union, Live together in harmony, for a long time, preserving love and fidelity.
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And let the sun shine brightly for you, let bad weather go away. Let your rings not fade, May pain and sadness pass by.
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Happy wedding! - Bitter! - we shout. Raising our glasses, we wish the young people good luck from the bottom of our hearts! We wish you to live together in harmony as a family, and cherish your feelings like a jewel!
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May your home be rich, beautiful, and cozy, filled with warmth and children’s laughter, and may there never be a web of quarrels or insults in it, but there will be a place for fun and amusement!
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We wish you to solve all difficult problems and important matters only together, together. And if your mother-in-law or mother-in-law suddenly comes to visit you, it’s a joy to greet your dear mother with a bow!
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Let there always be bread and salt on your table, harmony, peace and tranquility reign in your hearts! Happy wedding! Live together to be a hundred years old! To a wonderful couple - Bitter! Advice to you and Love!
Congratulations to your ex-husband
Anything has happened to us, We became each other’s exes. At this hour I wish You a worthy spouse!
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On your birthday I want to tell you love and happiness! I would like to wish you success, Your whole life is in your power!
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And let your cherished dreams hurry to come true! Be better every day! I wish you to smile more often!
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They say that an ex-husband cannot be an ex! Because we do not forget the unity of souls.
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Ex-husband, I wish on this birthday that all your aspirations come true!
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May there always be only happiness in your destiny! More loyal friends, Joy and peace!
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I wish my ex-husband well on his birthday! I forget all the insults! May fate give you
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All the good things in the world, Happiness, joy, warmth! Let the fair wind blow, Believe in luck and in your dreams!
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Let everything be the way you want, Never lose heart! May they love you very much, may you live and prosper!
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Happy Birthday, ex-husband! Your holiday has come, I know it! And I won’t talk nonsense - I only wish you important things:
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So that your money never runs out! May your dream come true and success await you.
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Let everything be just the way you always wanted! Take a step towards luck, And appreciate love and loyalty!
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It's time to congratulate your ex-husband! I would like to wish you happiness!
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To become a little more responsible, to walk the right path through life!
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So that the mood is excellent! Happiness, luck, May you be lucky!
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I congratulate you, my dear ex! I wish you health and happiness with all my heart!
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Let's send all the grievances to the past with you! I wish you happiness and peace on your birthday!
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May good luck be with you in your business! You solve all problems easily in your destiny!
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Accept congratulations on the holiday from me! Experience happiness in life, so that your dream
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Destiny's wish came true as soon as possible, for good luck! Only joys to you, in spite of sorrows!
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Ex, on your birthday I forgive you everything! Be successful, dear! I wish you the best!
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We became your exes, Each has their own path! Let troubles pass by And let no one judge strictly!
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I would like to wish you good health, May all your dreams come true! May you not have to be discouraged, May your goals come true in life!
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Today is your birthday. I wish you a fun celebration! Just be happy on such a day, And let the sun shine throughout your life!
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Congratulations on your wedding anniversary
Once upon a time in a white wedding dress, I lowered my eyes and said “Yes”, My love, boundless, endless, There will be no end, dear, never I put my whole life in your strong hands, all the thrill of these words, Your love flows through mine veins, And we do not see hours in it
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- Lovers do not watch the clock - With you, the days fly faster than birds, I congratulate you on your anniversary: With the trembling and fluttering of eyelashes And the beating of my heart, beating anxiously, With my hugs and tenderness, I know that your love is reliable, And every day it becomes stronger How wonderful , that you and I once fell in love and became husband and wife, Beloved, congratulations on our date, And I change the calendar to another:
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The year is over, and again a turn in a circle, Where - 365 happy days, Which will make you and your faithful wife closer and dearer.
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How long, dear, have we lived together, many years, and our love grows stronger every year! And as if yesterday we were the bride and groom, And today we are parents of adult children On this sweet, special wedding date, I hasten to congratulate you, hugging you, I cannot understand how I once lived Without love. I breathe with you and your family!
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My beloved, the only one, the best in the world, the strongest, most reliable, beloved, dear! My children grow from you like flowers - Two snowdrops in early April spring
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I love you, very... immeasurably, I see happiness in every line, My precious, a ray of sunshine at dawn, It is you, my beloved, only you
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Every year the wine is tastier and more expensive, Every year the aging period is more valuable, Your happiness has been so tempered over the years that nothing can destroy the fastened castle. Today there is a good reason to celebrate your nights and days, And on this wedding anniversary to remember how sweet they were,
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We will raise our glasses to you in spite of all the passing times, And then how desperately we will shout to you That it is bitter, very, very bitter for us!
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Let the wedding, with a bright flash, seem to flash before your eyes again, Those times where passionate love burned you on hot nights Those times where, holding hands, You swore never to part And the oath of this fidelity came true! Really, we have nothing to complain about here!)))
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You love and. thousand devils! Well, thunder strikes us - we are delighted! You are hung with bunches of children, But everyday life has not destroyed the desire in you!
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Where do you get this napalm? Who strikes the sparks in your loins? Half of our people have already lost their enthusiasm and ardor. We sit on our chairs
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- And we still won’t understand the secret. Fill in personal gaps. Today we drink to your health! And let's clink glasses! With envy, but white! :)
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Along the stairs to the golden top, you have taken one more step, A phaeton has driven by for a few years. Ever since we took our walk, We will celebrate your every step! We wish you, reading the scroll of life, to bring home your golden one before your wedding and take the sacred valuable ingot in your hands. May your great-grandchildren and grandchildren cry out to you on this day (you deserve it!) that all sweet drinks are bitter! And so that you can sweeten their bitterness!
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We honestly congratulate you on your anniversary And let us exclaim, the joy is not hidden: Oh, what a woman with a man! Oh, what a friendly family!
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Let money flow towards you, So that your financial income grows, So that you scoop caviar with a ladle! To drink honey from a barrel!
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So that you constantly fly to heavenly overseas lands, So that life flows according to plan: Happiness in your home.! Health! And Family!
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That you are destined to live and not grieve, like on the first day you got married. And a white bird will circle above you and, because you fell in love so reverently, you will carry love through the years, like the greatest jewel, Fire is a man, a woman is water, and the greatest value in the world is
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Family. Seven - I. And only family! How did you get rich overnight! Let the daughters in the family and sons give birth to the word for lovers - Happiness!
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Love is the reason for everything beautiful, Mutual is a fluff, not a burden, May your union become increasingly easier with each happy anniversary. May great-grandchildren and grandchildren, a circle of friends, celebrate your GOLDEN anniversary at the table in a hospitable family, one day congratulating you on your anniversary!
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Another year flew by unnoticed. There was a lot in it... And love and discord, But when two people love, like we do, selflessly, Omissions always turn into treasure,
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We know how to make peace with you, forgiving, And hugging tightly - watch a movie, I know that protecting you from troubles and adversity, You are ready to die for the children and me.
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I love you very much - very much! To the point of trembling, To the point of goosebumps, as in the first nights of love, I feel you both in my heart and in my skin, And in particles of blood merged into one - May the Almighty prolong our years until a century, So that our great-grandchildren on our golden anniversary do not rush to the pharmacy for gifts , And behind a spicy bouquet from flowering fields,
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For bed linen for the family bed, For wine glasses to break for good luck, (But first drain to the drop, to the bottom) In honor of love, what in the world will not be more expensive!
Wedding toasts
Toasts to the newlyweds
Once upon a time, an ancient old woman with a stick came to the house where the weddings of two sisters were celebrated and asked to feed her. The eldest of the sisters got angry and wanted to push her out the door, but the youngest sat her down at the table and fed her. The old woman turned out to be a sorceress, and she put invisible gray glasses on the older sister’s eyes, and pink glasses on the younger sister’s eyes. And to the eldest, the whole world began to seem gloomy, everything irritated her, and she made scandals over every little thing. She gave her husband a dark, joyless and poor life. The youngest saw everything in a rosy light - kind, beautiful, worthy of love. She was tolerant, did not notice her husband’s minor and inevitable misdeeds and gave him a bright life in an atmosphere of love and joy. The kingdom of the family is the kingdom of a woman, and it is in the power of the wife to make a bright and long holiday out of married life. Let us wish the bride to create this paradise of a happy family life.
I propose a toast so that the unquenchable candle of your love will always illuminate and warm your path, help you move upward and in its flame burn out everything negative in our lives. After all, a candle is a high symbol. Firstly, it is a source of light and heat. Secondly, her flame strives upward, and therefore she personifies the movement towards the highest. Thirdly, all bad thoughts and feelings burn out in its flame. Here's to the newlyweds! Bitterly!
Dear young people! My wedding toast is simple and short. I wish that four holy names, four guardian angels will always be present in your life: Faith, Hope, Love and Sophia - wisdom. Follow them, and may God grant you happiness in your family life.
I would like to wish the newlyweds with all my heart that their lives will be as joyful and fun as this wedding. But a wedding is fun because the heroes of the occasion give others joy and fun and rejoice themselves. I want to recommend this principle of reflection: love and be loved, give and be gifted as an important life principle. Long live the bride and groom! Bitterly!
There is a lecture on philosophy. The lecturer addresses the audience: - What is the name of the person who always gives in if he is wrong? - Sage! - the audience answers in unison. - And the person who gives in, even if he is... right? - Married! - suggests one of the married listeners.
This truth is very correct and very serious! Every man planning to get married should know it. I'm sure our fiance knows her too. Let's wish him to remember her more often, then his family life will be cloudless!
One ruler was asked: How do you maintain peace and tranquility in your state? And he answered: When I am angry, my people are calm. When they are angry, I am calm. In other words, when I am angry, they calm me down, and when they are angry, I calm them down. The family is a state in miniature. My toast is to preserve peace and tranquility in your family in this way.
A young man asks his girlfriend: Why don’t you want to marry me? For two reasons,” the girl answers. The first reason is you! The second one is someone else! Our bride decided to marry our groom. And there were two reasons for this too: The first is our groom with all his indisputable advantages. The second is that there is no one else at least approaching the groom’s level. I propose to drink to the groom!
I propose a toast to all things black! Let's wish that the bride's husband would be in a black suit, with a black diplomat, that she would drive a black Mercedes and relax by the Black Sea. To eat black caviar and drink black coffee!
A slender poplar tree grew in the forest, and a slender birch tree grew nearby. And they fell in love with each other, and were drawn to each other, until they finally connected their branches and wove themselves together. Why are our young people not poplar or birch? Let us wish them that the branches of their love never unravel and hold each other tightly.
How many stars are there in the blue sky, How many birds' nests are in the trees, How many children are running around, And scattered stones, How many happy days for you.
Love, family! What could be more valuable? A crystal vessel full of roses, A gift from heaven, the basis of happiness, For many only a source of dreams. Take the gift carefully in your hands, like a light candle flame, do not spill it and carry it through all obstacles and swords.
For the well-being and happiness of the new family, let them live like butter and honey. And let your whole life be like a honeymoon. Bitterly!
A wife and shelter are the most precious gifts in the world to us! Indeed, happiness and unhappiness in life are transitory, temporary concepts, but there is something more in life, its main point of support. This is family. For the great word “family” and for the wisdom that will help you preserve it for life!
Dear newlyweds! From the bottom of my heart I congratulate you on entering into a legal marriage and starting a family! Friendship and love are the most beautiful feelings in human life. May your love be as long as your life! Live in love, happiness and joy, may you have healthy and cheerful children, and may you be a reliable support for your fathers and mothers. Good morning, dears! Bitterly!
A young groom planning to marry a banker's daughter claimed that he was marrying for love. Indeed. Given the state of our economy today, where is the guarantee that a banker will not go bankrupt next week?
So let's drink to selflessly loving men. We wish you to find the right path in life, not to know obstacles, not to measure troubles, to love to hope and believe!
How wonderful it is to never be separated from your loved one, the one you choose from all the people and with whom you are firmly convinced you want to spend every day and your whole life together. Yes, only love is capable of such a miracle, only it can bring together two completely different lives, two destinies, so that they form one common, new one! Today you open the great book of your family. On the first page it says: fun wedding. May all other days be no less happy than today; and each page will witness the acquisition of experience, a step towards wisdom and true family happiness. Please accept sincere wishes for joy, prosperity and mutual understanding as parting words.
Let your eyes glow with happiness, Let your smile be bright and joyful, Let your hearts be kind and sympathetic, And the voice of love be like a singing violin! Advice to you and Love!
There comes a moment in everyone's life when he becomes responsible not only for his own destiny, but also for the destiny of another person. Neither man nor woman. No matter how good they are in themselves, they still do not represent harmony. And only together, only together, uniting hearts and souls, they form that beautiful unity, which is called perfection. Today our young people are one whole and it is in their will to give the world a new harmony, to bring a new particle of love and goodness. And this moment is magnificent! Look at the young people, remember these moments. Raise your glasses and wish them happiness, joy, love! Wish them fulfillment of their hopes!
Dear newlyweds! Today you have created a family - a voluntary union of fidelity and love. We congratulate you again and again, we wish you happiness and prosperity. Take care of the gift of the first happy days, carry their tenderness and purity through many years of life. Remember, the happiness of love reveals everything pure and lofty in a person, makes the most subtle strings of the soul sound. Let your companions in life be mutual understanding, respect and trust in each other. Remember: the keys to your happiness are in your own hands. Don't lose them, there won't be a duplicate. Take care of each other, and the wind of time will not extinguish your love, will not destroy loyalty and friendship. We drink to your happiness and joy. Here's to a long and bright family life!
You begin to build your home, your family hearth. For yourself, your future children, your family and friends. We believe that you will get a real palace - bright, sunny, cozy both for its inhabitants and for those who look into its friendly light. Let your family hearth burn with an even, clean flame, warming with its warmth everyone who comes to it. It won't be an easy job, but there are no easy paths in life. In any business you need to invest not only knowledge and strength, but also your soul and heart. And the desired success comes only when these efforts are joint. Build your family together, supporting and helping each other, without dividing responsibilities into male and female. Take care of love every day, every hour, every minute. After all, very soon your children will look at you with all their eyes and imitate you with all their might. Their happiness, their future depends on you. And you will not lose the warmth and love that your parents gave you, but increase them so that your children have something to start life with.
Our dear children! Today is the greatest day in your life, the day of fulfillment of your most cherished, most important desire. Today you were united by love. Just as any journey begins with the first step, so your family begins today. Today is the first day of your family, the first day of your honeymoon and your honeymoon. We want everything to be fine with you, so that nothing will overshadow this first, honeyed, greenest year of your marriage. And to make it joyful and calm, we decided to insure you. Accept this policy as a letter of safe conduct for your happiness, your first, most joyful and difficult year of life together. Love each other and be happy!
At the noisy wedding table, Like a torch of friendship and kindness, today you two lit the Star of Hope and Dreams. So let the light of this friendship shine brightly for you endlessly. So that endlessly, for many years, two rings would intertwine.
Blessed is your day! Today you are heroes. To dare to do this in our time!... Open your hearts to each other, Love has been given to you - love so much! Love, doubling joy, Love, dividing trouble by two. Your golden train will reach the wedding if the husband sees that his wife is as kind as she is beautiful. Besides, the mother-in-law is as smart as his mother. May He protect these three women more than his own eyes!
Remember this moment forever, May it be sacred. Now you are not just a bride and groom, from now on you are a husband and wife. And may any adversity pass you by, May the flame not go out in the blood. We wish you good health. We wish you happiness. We wish you strong love!
We wish you to live for many years, to love faithfully and to be loved. In life, you don’t know anxiety and grief - that’s what we want to wish you.
Congratulations to the newlyweds, We wish you a lot of happiness, May all bad weather pass in your life. Let Life flow through you like a river of honey, And, like a young month, A son will be born to you, A daughter to you, like a poppy flower, To console your mother. Well, how many there will be, you decide for yourself.
Blessed by the hand of fate, inspired by bright love, your marriage has been consummated. And you are captive of family ties. There is only one road in your life, And you walk along it with God From the wedding towel Through the years - a hand in your hand. Before you is the kingdom of Hymen, His worries and plans will now fill your days, Let them be joyful! I wish you a lot of happiness, Live in peace and harmony, So that the house is full of children, And there is no need for anything.
The wedding dances from the crown, flutters the ribbons. Hearts get engaged to applause. There is no time and place for sadness forever, If the groom is bitter, the bride will sweeten it.
Happy Birthday to your family! Let her moments of bad weather! Let trouble pass you by! Peace, love, harmony, friendship, happiness Let them settle in it forever! There are many loyal friends and welcome guests. Let everyone enjoy jokes, dancing, singing, laughter in the house! So that there is the brightest light in a friendly family. We wish you only happiness, love and advice!
For the bride
I want to wish the bride to become indispensable for her husband, so that he always wants to say: There are many tender hearts, in only one is My shelter and peace, and my home. It is dearer and sweeter than all, This is the heart of my beloved!
Proverbs say that the first wealth in life is health, and the second is a wife. A good wife is half of happiness. There is no better friend than a faithful girlfriend. With a good wife, grief is half grief, and joy is double. A good wife has no price for her husband. Let's wish the newlywed to justify these proverbs and drink to her!
In Ancient Greece there was a goddess Nike, the goddess of victory in battles and competitions. She was depicted as a woman with wings, wearing a wreath and holding a palm branch in her hands, a symbol of primacy. Life is a struggle, a battle. Let us wish that the bride, like the goddess Nike, brings her husband good luck, victory and primacy!
Let's drink to the newlywed to be a wonderful wife, a wonderful mother and a wonderful lover!
You've probably noticed that spouses who have lived together for many years have the same interests and tastes. In our family, for example, both my wife and I love... me! And we have known the groom not so long ago, but we also have the same tastes - he and we all like his bride! I propose to drink to the beautiful bride!
We want to wish our daughter-in-law: May she always be beautiful, May she always be happy, May she give birth to many children, May she give birth to only sons. So that her neck would be chiseled, So that her palm would be gilded. So that she doesn't sit idle, she knows how to do everything. So that it would be no worse than tomorrow at first light, It seemed to my husband that I was old. So that everything that I wished from my heart today would come true and be justified!
The trial is underway. The causes of the car accident are being investigated. The judge turns to the victim: “Tell me how the collision happened?” “I drove the car, as always,” she says. “And my husband was driving.” Let's drink to those who drive the family car! Let us wish them wisdom and health.
The man says to the girl: “You are amazingly slim and graceful!” “Yes,” she says proudly. — I eat only black bread and water to stay slim. - How long can you hold out like this? he asks. - Oh, as many as you like! - she says. - So come on, dear, quickly... let's get married! You see how lucky the groom is: he has an elegant and slender bride. For the bride.
For the groom
Our dear groom is a successful astronomer. He was the first to discover a star, and there is no doubt that in terms of beauty, charm and intelligence, the star is of the first magnitude. So let this star illuminate his life’s path with the light of love, care, and devotion.
Two people are talking. — I heard you have a daughter of marriageable age? And my son is not married! — What is your son’s job? - An engineer! - No... excuse me! -Who would you like? - Well, at least a butcher... - Is your daughter such a beauty? Let's drink to the groom! Although he has a different profession, he managed to get a real beauty.
The husband scolds his wife: “Look at the size of the shirt you bought me.” She fits a two-meter hero. “I know,” says the wife, “But I wouldn’t want the sellers to guess what little guy I married.” Let's drink to the groom. Nature generously endowed him with both growth and health. His wife won't have to blush for him.
A man asks God: - Lord! Why did you create women so beautiful and at the same time so stupid? - Beautiful - so that you, men, can love them! And stupid - so that they can love you, men! If a woman is beautiful and smart, it is, of course, difficult for her to love a man. This man must be exceptional! This is what our groom is. Let's drink to our exceptional groom!
If ten children are born in a family and only half look like their father, then the father is awarded the medal “For Part-time Work.” If ten children are born in a family and none of them look like their father, then the father is awarded the medal “For Non-Interference.” If ten children are born in a family and all are like their father, then the father is awarded the “Well Done Father” medal. So let’s wish our groom to become a great father!
Two friends meet. One asks the other: “Why are you so lost?” What's up? - Yes, so-so... - Why so? - Yes, my wife and mother-in-law are completely fed up. - Don’t give in! When they start pressing you, hit the table with your fist: “Who’s the boss in the house?” And for courage, skip the glass. The man came home, and his wife and mother-in-law immediately took care of him - one grumbles, the other raises him. He drank for courage, and then - bang! - with a fist on the table: - Who is the boss in the house?! The wife slowly gets up: “What-o-o?!” - The mother-in-law also rises from the table, hands on hips: - What-o-o?! A man, stuttering, in a thin voice: “What... is it impossible to ask...?” Let us also ask the groom: “Who is the boss of the house?” Let him answer us in front of his wife and mother-in-law. For the owner of the house. For the groom.
For parents
We raise our glasses again and drink together to our mother-in-law! Well, how can you not honor the groom’s Mother with a glass, She raised her son, raised and cared for him, and what a fine fellow! Good, pretty, like the sun. Thanks from the whole family! And we will fill our cups and drink to your health!
Now we raise our glasses to the health of the groom's parents - the newly-made father-in-law and mother-in-law - and thank them for raising such a fine fellow, a clear falcon, a beautiful guy. Although the image of an evil mother-in-law still lives on, dear N’s enlightened gaze and kind heart will, without a doubt, overturn these ideas. Let's give them a loud greeting! Long live N and N!
Dear guests! On this festive and joyful day, it is necessary to raise glasses with love and respect to those who, so to speak, are guilty of the guilt of the heroes of today's celebration - I mean the respected parents of our dear bride. Look, different feelings are fighting in their hearts. Their faces are either sad at the thought of the upcoming separation, or joyful at the sight of the happiness of their precious child. Dear parents of the bride, drive away sad thoughts, rejoice in the happiness of the newlyweds, because today you are also acquiring a son. So let's raise a glass to the health and longevity of the newlywed's parents!
On this significant day, I want to propose a toast to the bride’s parents - mother-in-law and father-in-law. They raised a smart, beautiful, cheerful daughter - it’s a pleasure to watch. No wonder our fiancé was so after her. And although some say that a mother-in-law is thorns in a bouquet of marriage, a bitter mixture, a smart mother-in-law is like a mother to her son-in-law. Let us wish her to bring help, kindness, advice, affection, and not discord, to her daughter’s family. To your health, dear father-in-law and mother-in-law!
Remember one gangster's dream? If not, I'll remind you. He dreamed of robbing a bank and leaving his fingerprints in a visible place... of his mother-in-law. Only a bad son-in-law can have bad thoughts about his mother-in-law. Let's drink to a good son-in-law and his good mother-in-law.
Gashnik, standing on the highway, accidentally waved his hand, and a car passing by stopped. The guard came up to apologize, but the driver beat him to it: “Sorry, Comrade Lieutenant, I forgot my license at home.” His wife leans out of the car: “Don’t listen to him.” He has no rights! He's drunk and can't say such things! Here the mother-in-law joins the conversation: “I knew they’d catch us!” I knew it! I told you not to drive a stolen car! The father-in-law's head pokes out of the trunk: - Why did we stop? Have you already crossed the border?! I want to raise a toast to the bride's family! Not only in comparison with that family, but even in comparison with the good ones I know, she is simply wonderful. I propose to drink to this family!
Dear guests! On this festive and joyful day, it is necessary to raise glasses with love and respect to those who, so to speak, are guilty of the guilt of the heroes of today's celebration - I mean the respected parents of our dear bride. Look, different feelings are fighting in their hearts. Their faces are either sad at the thought of the upcoming separation, or joyful at the sight of the happiness of their precious child. Dear parents of the bride, drive away sad thoughts, rejoice in the happiness of the newlyweds, because today you are also acquiring a son. So let's raise a glass to the health and longevity of the newlywed's parents!
On this significant day, I want to propose a toast to the bride’s parents - mother-in-law and father-in-law. They raised a smart, beautiful, cheerful daughter - it’s a pleasure to watch. No wonder our fiancé was so after her. And although some say that a mother-in-law is thorns in a bouquet of marriage, a bitter mixture, a smart mother-in-law is like a mother to her son-in-law. Let us wish her to bring help, kindness, advice, affection, and not discord, to her daughter’s family. To your health, dear father-in-law and mother-in-law!
For witnesses
Car accident. One car crashed into another. A policeman stops a lady passing by. - Madam! - he turns to her. —Would you agree to be a witness? - With pleasure! - she answers. - But first, will you tell me what happened? There are those in the hall who know exactly what happened today (I mean the wedding!). They are witnesses in this case. I propose to drink to the witnesses.
For those who have taken honorable care, From now on, for many years in a row, must watch with desire, with joy, with eagerness, So that there is peace and harmony in the sponsored family, So that the wards walk together along the bright, joyful, big road Before their silver wedding at the beginning, Well, and then - golden before the wedding! Our guests, as you noticed, are for young witnesses!
Wedding of middle-aged people
Imagine a huge, boundless sea and a man is sailing on it in a boat. Sometimes the sun shines, and the sea is calm and a person can rest, but more often the sea is agitated, steep dangerous waves rush in, sea monsters swim nearby, and a person really wants to go to a quiet harbor. A good family is a quiet haven, where there is light and warmth from the care and participation of loved ones. So let’s drink to the newly formed family and wish them a long and successful voyage on the waves of the sea of life. Bitterly!
Connecting your lives at any age is a great blessing. Now there is someone to rejoice at, someone to cut, someone to exchange words with and someone to court. We rejoice for your happiness. Family is an oasis in the indifferent desert of life. Let's empty our glasses for the long and happy life of those ringed, for their happiness and health! God bless you! And bitter!
silver wedding
My toast on the theme “Mother-in-law, mother-in-law and silver wedding.” There is not the slightest doubt that at a silver wedding we should toast our mother-in-law and mother-in-law with special delight and respect, since this silver contains a lot of their golden heart and golden mind. Needless to say, how many marriages have collapsed due to the fault of mothers-in-law. And if it exists, is strong and lives, then this is their “fault”, their merit, their tact and goodwill. Congratulations. I invite you to raise a glass to the health of your mother-in-law and mother-in-law, to the health of your father-in-law and father-in-law, to their longevity!
Dear newlyweds! I raise my glass to the fact that in a quarter of a century you have not dropped the high title of your wife, have not added to it the worthless prefix “ex-” and have raised high, so to speak, the banner of devoted and happy love. We are glad and congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts and wish you happiness, health and many years to come. Long live N and N!
Real life is a multi-peaked mountain where you climb up, from one peak to another. So I wish the “young” to boldly and decisively move on - to the golden peak, hand in hand, with love, which is the first value of our life. I drain my glass to the “young”! Let happiness shine to you in the edges of these crystal glasses!
Golden wedding
Today we celebrate a happy and rare anniversary - a golden wedding. Our golden anniversaries lived together in love and harmony for half a century. Their life path was not strewn with roses and lilies, they went through all the trials and difficulties that befell our country, but retained mutual love and devotion, and raised worthy children. We congratulate you with all our hearts on this glorious anniversary. May every day of your life be as bright as this holiday. We sincerely wish you good health and many, many more happy years. I invite you to raise your glasses to the health of our dear heroes of the day and exclaim in unison: many years to come! Many years! Many years!
I have a suspicion: to live in love, in harmony for half a century is great happiness and there is a secret here. There is no other way than there is some magic word, and every now and then you whisper it, shu-shu-shu. We sincerely wish you not to lose this word and may God grant you health and happiness for many years to come.
Reply toasts
I was looking forward to meeting my husband’s parents with great fear, but... it turned out that my fears were in vain. I was lucky, I found my second parents. I wholeheartedly raise a glass to the health of my mother-in-law and my father-in-law and to our mutual love!
When you stand on the threshold of a new path, you always hope for the best. I was born under the sign (...), and he was born under the sign (...), and this promises a harmonious union. I drink to the harmony of our union, to my husband and my new united family!
I thank everyone present for sharing our family celebration, for their warm wishes and generous gifts. For your health and happiness!
I am glad that my hopes for a happy future for the newlyweds - my daughter and her fiancé - are shared by friends and family. The guests gave today's celebration a special shine. Allow me to express to you, gentlemen, my heartfelt and sincere gratitude for this honor. I drain my glass to our dear and cheerful guests!
Original toasts
Real life consists of many little things, empty words, disputes, life situations. Life is a garland of colorful - bright and cloudy - days. And the peace and well-being of your life, dear newlyweds, depends on your prudence and consent! So let everyday trifles not spoil the main thing in your life - happiness and joy. For your happiness, newlyweds!
There is a fairly effective way to make a marriage strong and happy. The husband and wife each take a sheet of paper and each begin to fill it out separately. On the left half of the sheet the wife writes everything that is good about her husband, on the right - everything that she doesn’t like about him. The husband fills out his sheet in the same way. Next, the husband and wife tear off the right halves of the sheets, carefully glue them together and... throw them away! And each spouse memorizes the left half and repeats it every day. There is no person about whom there would not be something to write on the left half of the page, especially when it comes to our newlyweds. I propose to drink to all the good that is in our groom and our bride!
Be healthy, live richly, As far as your salary allows you. But know this: the salary is never enough. Ask all your ancestors: they will give you more. Don't be afraid of panties, don't be afraid of diapers: Give birth to boys, give birth to girls. But parents get tired of children - Give them to their ancestors: they will raise them. But most of all we wish, however, that there be no marriage from your marriage.
The folk tale “How a Man Divided a Goose” says that a savvy peasant gave the head of the goose to the master, because he is the head of the family, and the neck to the lady, because as she turns, so it will be. Let's wish our young people that the husband will always be the head, and the wife the neck, but the head and neck will act together and in concert! It's bitter, friends!
Many men dream of having a harem. They believe that the more women around them, the more varied and interesting their family life, the more love and affection they receive. So let's wish that our young man would never want to have a harem, because his wife alone could replace him! For the young! Bitterly!
Live cheerfully and amicably, Have everything you need in life! Bitterly!
A famous writer said: “Happiness is being understood.” This is true. Each of us wants to be understood by other people, because it is always very important to feel the support and respect of others. I want to wish our young people mutual understanding and love for many, many years to come! Happiness to you, dears!
A typical incident for our time occurred with one tipsy bar visitor. When he was returning home, bandits attacked him and demanded “his life or his wallet.” The poor guy had to part with his money. Let's drink to the fact that only the wife takes away our young man's wallet, and he gives his life to her himself! Bitterly!
Everyone present undoubtedly knows God's ten commandments: do not kill, do not steal, do not commit adultery, honor your parents, etc. Do you know the three commandments of the feast? Let's remember them! First: a sober person at a wedding is a spy; being at a wedding but not being drunk is a sin. Second: drink a little, but drink it all. Third: whoever drinks well will remember well. Let us raise our glasses to these blessed time-tested commandments and vow never to break them in the name of the happiness of our newlyweds!
Dear newlyweds! Your new family crew sets sail today! Let us drink to the long, successful voyage of your ship on the stormy ocean of life and to its overcoming of all everyday storms and storms. Happy sailing!
They once asked a sage who was the happiest man on earth. “Adam,” answered the sage. - But why? - He didn’t have a mother-in-law! But I think that if Adam had such a wonderful mother-in-law like me, he would be a hundred times happier! For my dear mother-in-law! Mom, for you!
Dear young people! The great Spaniard Cervantes said: The lover, in whose breast love is fed again and again by Doubts, is unworthy of Her holy peace. So let's drink so that our bride and groom never doubt each other!
What is a mixed feeling? This is when your mother-in-law in your Zhiguli car flies into the abyss. So let's drink so that mixed feelings never visit you!
Everyone knows the philosophical concepts: form and content. So, one philosopher was asked: - How does form differ from content? He answered like this: “If there is a form, then you need to... take it for maintenance!” He is asked a counter question: “What to do if there is both form and content?” “Then,” says the philosopher, “you need... to get married urgently!” I propose to raise a toast to the groom! In my opinion, he is well versed in philosophy!
