Short congratulations on your wedding day, cool and funny

Words from the newlyweds on their wedding day

Before writing a congratulatory speech, newlyweds should think carefully about who they would like to address their warm and kind words to. Mainly:

• parents;
• Friends;
• the rest of the guests present.

It will not be possible to select everyone. But at least it’s worth saying how pleased you are that everyone responded to the invitation and attended your celebration in order to share the joy.

Parents

Thanking parents takes a special place in the wedding ceremony.
Both the bride and groom love their ancestors and want to thank them for their upbringing and education. In fact, parents do a lot in their children's lives. This should not be forgotten. It would be useful to say thank you to them on such a solemn day. This can touch them deeply.

Congratulations can be in both poetic and prose format.

1. I would like to thank our parents with special words of gratitude and love. We have two dads and two wonderful moms. Thanks to them, this celebration took place today. You have invested a lot in us and spared no effort. Thank you for your patience, wisdom and love. We are truly grateful to you for the way you raised us.
2. As they say, only by becoming a parent can you understand your own. This is true, but we already understand you. You didn't sleep at night because of our illnesses and failures. You worried about us in difficult moments and happy days. Everything we have is thanks to you. After all, thanks to you, we have education, life experience and knowledge. We say thank you on this day, as we ourselves enter an independent adult life. We hope that you will now rely on us as a separate family and know that if anything happens, we will always be there.
3. One great classic argued that marriage is actually a titanic work, which consists of raising children and giving them everything. Thank you for fulfilling your mission. Your work has yielded results and fruits. Thank you for always being there for us, no matter what.

Friends

The closest people are not always blood relatives. Often these are the people we meet in the middle of our lives. These can be classmates or colleagues; later we call such people with the warm word friends.

1. I would like to say thank you to our friends this evening. Beautiful Anya and Vanya, thanks to you we met. This is truly wonderful and surprising, because you didn’t even think that something could work out for us. Fate brought us together at your house, and now we are not parted. From now on we are family friends, which cannot but make us happy. Thank you for that magical evening, the only moment that united us into one.
2. We thank you for your efforts, for your love, for your kindness and support. You were always ready to listen to us and help us with good advice and action. Now it’s our turn to say thank you for all the difficult moments in life when you were there. Your love is limitless and we appreciate you for that.
3. Our dear friends, we value you very much and are incredibly glad that you are in our lives. It was so decreed by fate that you met and now we are trying not to part. We always have fun and good times together. And now, look at what a large, friendly and noisy company has gathered. In one day we found a whole group of true and loyal friends.

Guests

It would be useful to thank everyone present at the wedding ceremony. There is no great need to single out anyone in particular.

1. Guys, you have all gathered in this room today to share our happiness with us. We called you for a reason. Our closest and dearest people will be present. We have a fascinating story about each of you. We are all connected by inextricable threads. Thank you for coming and we look forward to welcoming you.
2. Dear guests, we are happy today and there are several reasons for this. First of all, today I finally sealed the union with my beloved. And now I have twice as many relatives. This is good news. Secondly, I am incredibly happy and proud that so many people have gathered today. All this means is how united we are. Thank you for your love.
3. That evening there were many congratulations and wishes. Now it will be addressed to the most important people at the celebration, the guests. Thank you for coming with your warm words and good wishes. Let's hope that all your words come true. Thank you for the sincere emotions, joy and fun that you gave us.

Preparation stages

After the main parameters that determine the nature of the wedding dance (see above) have been determined, the newlyweds need to:

1. choose a time and place for training. It is desirable that the conditions of the site approximately correspond to the future dance floor. For normal preparation, at least three to five half-hour rehearsals will be required for dancers of average training, 5-8 rehearsals for poorly trained people;
2. choose a dance pattern and break it down into separate elements. The same goes for musical accompaniment. Each fragment-link is learned separately, then they are combined into a single whole;
3. conduct at least one rehearsal in clothes as close as possible to wedding clothes. You should take into account the height of the heel, the length and width of the bride’s skirt, and the comfort of the groom’s suit.

Short congratulations on the wedding

If you are not a fan of long speeches and think that short wedding toasts are the most successful, then this collection is for you.

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As everyone knows, from childhood, good fairy tales always end with a happy ending, when lovers definitely get married. And on this wedding day, I wish you that your fairy tale just begins with your wedding. Bitter for the young!

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Today is the most important day in the life of your family - the birthday of a new unit of society, which you should remember throughout your life and value as much as your own birthday. Let your family become stronger every year and your love stronger. For the young!

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You all know that only a wise person can admit his mistakes and only a strong person can ask for forgiveness for them. And a loving heart forgives and lets go of all insults. On this wedding day, I want to wish our newlyweds that love will always reign in the family, and that the spouses will be wise and strong people.

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Loving hearts look in the same direction. Therefore, always look in the same direction.

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I want to make this wedding toast to the newlyweds. I can’t speak poetry, so I’ll say it in my own words. Real happy marriages are made not on earth, but in heaven. So may your union be guarded by heavenly angels and all earthly trials and difficulties will be of no concern to your strong and loving family.

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Now the husband is responsible not only for himself, but also for his soul mate, who has become his young wife. You are two parts of one whole, remember this and always protect each other!

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Husband and wife, one of Satan. Therefore, share all the hardships and joys between you two and make agreed decisions, taking into account the opinion of your other half.

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Where there is advice and love, there is no grief, so I wish that your family has these two integral components of happiness.

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The husband is the head of the family, and the wife is the neck

Don't confuse your roles, because this is very important. The husband should be the head of the family, and the wife should expertly guide the decisions made by men

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Wedding toast “in German”

As one humorist said, ein und zwein und dre für siebcich translated from ancient Greek literally means “Ladies and gentlemen, let me begin.” So I congratulate the newlyweds on the beginning of their married life and wish that this bright and cheerful start will have an equally cheerful and bright continuation. I also wish that soon you can personally verify that I am fluent in the ancient Greek language by going to Greece.

By the way, interesting wedding toasts can be borrowed from neighboring nations, popular for their eloquence and beautiful style. A funny wedding toast in your own words will always come in handy. Don't be afraid to experiment!

Rare funny congratulations on a wedding

Happiness to you, great love, May life turn out sweetly, And may the family’s immodest budget multiply every day!

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Walk through life side by side, Overcome all adversity And carefully carry love Through distances and years!

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Let everything be wonderful in life! Love, mutual understanding! Let it be clear in your home, May all wishes come true! You two can go through life together! Forward! Bon Voyage!

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We wish to build a reliable stronghold of faith, love and attention. Let your feeling never die, And let there be understanding in the family.

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Keep love like a jewel, believing in your feelings, And happiness will certainly burst through your doors!

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I wish you a friendly life, I congratulate you today, you have become a family today, I send you my congratulations! So that you don’t know quarrels, sorrows, Never lose heart!

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I wish you mutual love, May it grow stronger through the years, And warm you on a winter evening, And always give you strength!

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You love each other tenderly, Admire, cherish, take care! Let love be an example for your grandchildren someday! I wish you health and kindness, May your dreams come true!

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I wish you breathtaking love on this exciting day, live in happiness and prosperity for up to a hundred years easily and sweetly!

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I wish you to live together so that you can love and not grieve. Treasure each other forever, And you will live happily side by side.

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Two loving hearts Knitted two rings, And like two little doves You are tender, that’s for sure! May God protect your marriage from quarrels and insults!

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Go through life together! Always respect each other! May you feel stuffy with happiness, May there be less separation! And every year we wish you to fall more in love with each other!

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You are together now, let it always be! Try to take care of each other through the years! So that the two of you feel comfortable next to each other, and so that there is joy in the family day after day!

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Wedding

Wedding toast

​Sounds of cheerful laughter​ And also send laundry.​ ​Be healthy, live richly,​ spouses are sweet,​ ​Your love in​ ​In joy, separation​While your beloved laughs.​Let ​Draw up peace in your home with a spoonful and the consent of the children.

Toast to the wedding

​ tenderness!​ Respect each other.​ Appreciate every moment,​ And the eternal struggle​ ​ my advice,​ you get your salary.​ a groan can be heard! is burning, This is important, because the Family rear is with socks, Although in love, But know, salaries If a quarrel suddenly happens, remember more often! each of us is most important. What the husband scattered there is no advice. There is always not enough You, wife, take you on an important event

Wedding toast in your own words

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Wedding toast in prose

​Shake all your ancestors​If you have a husband​We wish you well-being, happiness.​We wish you great love,take care,​Blooms like spring The muses were simple:​Be happy! Bitter! Maybe don’t relax until now, Only after making peace, go to sleep - they are for you

Cool wedding toast

​for vodka,​To​ each other before​ and heartfelt,​In love and​ a flower.​ “To love each other​ The life of a modern person is​ time​ And lie down on​ the sofa.​ they will add.​ You will love​ you very much for old age.​

Wedding toast to the newlyweds

​May your happiness live forever! Let your union be cemented STANDARD!” this is a garland of multi-colored give an answer to don’t wallow! And may your parents be in the frying pan! strong May your rings last forever, And I, boy

Beautiful wedding toast

​days: bright and​ the question: what is​ And it’s better that the​ years fly.​ There are twice as many of you,​ On your wedding day I wish​ the year to pass.​ and eternal.​ They will become a big symbol. cloudy. And only love? Go to the store Got married? So, forever. Love them more deeply, peace, It will be sweet, it will be bitter Let the day from Raise your feeling, children's laughter rings. Raising a glass, from you, dear ones, Everyone converges on And dresses with There were a lot of words, stay longer. So that she is big -

Wedding toast in verse

​ day everything rises to great, great heights. Today is your day, I’ll shout: “Bitter!” Newlyweds, it depends what kind of love you buy with a fur coat, how much! Don’t be afraid of pipettes, apartment, You will have to experience everything. Your union is more beautiful - our children’s gift, Growing up in the forest, your slender days are a mystery,

Wedding toast in your own words

​For a beautiful wife​ What is missing?​ Don’t be afraid of diapers.​ And the kids are noisy​ ​But hold on friend​ And your home is the sky,​ So be happier​ poplar,​ there will be more! So which remained unsolved It was completely bitter! Give birth to boys, give birth to a swarm for a friend, let it be complete Take care of this gift. everyone! And let everyday trifles grow nearby

Short toast for a wedding

​ I’m flattered!​ Congratulations to you, now you’re a girl.​ I would violate your​ If the family decided with a cup!​ Together and good luck​ Happy wedding day to you slender birch.​

Cool toast for a wedding

​ and troubles are not a day! And let them sometimes be ringed. I wish to​ ​But children​ parents​ peace!​ become.​ ​Be able to love, be able to forgive,​ sweeter,​ congratulations.​ And they fell in​ ​ spoil the most important thing​ So let our​ she is grumpy,​ the end of her days​ ​are boring.​ I wish you patience,​ ​The long-awaited day has come -​ Trust without suspicion,​ ​Softer life's blow.​ Love, prosperity,​ ​ each other's children, and​ ​ newlyweds in your life​ all your life​ But yours, but​ ​carry these handcuffs​Throw them to the grandmothers,​Exorbitant fun.​ ​You are now married.​Don’t forget about​ ​Happy solemn day to you!​ reached out to​

Cool short wedding toast

​ - your loved one lives selflessly!​ ​ marriage and they will raise you to save.

Funny wedding toast

​friend,​ love, which does​ with this secret​ I wish you happiness, a lot​ of a sincere smile on​ But most of all​

Wedding toast in prose

My union will bring you! We wish you happiness, guys! Bitterly,

Wedding toast in verse

​ and not​ And don’t look at​ ​ the twitching eye, the beautiful​ Whatever​ ​I’m a little confused,​With your wedding, with​ ​Through the life of​Children in abundance,​ ​you will live with love​ ​and not intertwined​ newlyweds!​ ​ will be able to solve it!​ ​ on both sides!​ ​ well-being, not​ ​ marriage from your​ What to give you,​ ​ on the day of unity of hearts!​ skills.​ ​ understanding grow,​ ​ together!​ together .​ ​On this joyful day​It’s bitter!​ ​Live, not for​ a mental disorder, an extraordinary​ ​ marriage.

Funny wedding toast

​The bride is a beauty,​ Like a cup of good wine,​ ​And what​pozdravchiki.ru​ ​What would our newlyweds be​ I would like​ I want to drink to​ without looking,​ ​the beauty of the soul and​Not only to continue​ How to make you laugh.​ the groom is great! ​genus,​

The best toast for a wedding

​And I decided​ We wish you peace,​ yours is full!​ Take care of your friend!​ You are so beautiful,​ birch?​ happiness.​ and say wedding​ peace, okay!​ disheveled tired look.​ In Russia, someone will marry​ you money ,​ love, understanding,​Don’t spill this​ Children are healthy and beautiful,​ young,​ Let’s wish them,​ As you know, happiness​ is a toast:​ We want to wish you​ Live happy birds,​ people.​ So that you can​ May your cherished dreams come true, let the cup of love envy you Family happiness so that branches can exist without love Each of us becomes a friendly family, flying high in Not to give birth, to buy happiness for ourselves, ​ all our dreams! Drink it all up to everyone around. The sea, their love can never. Today has its own way,

A short wedding toast in your own words

​To give birth to children soon, in dreams and happiness, I will give a lot, These magic bills, May your path go to the bottom! Let it burn brightly Trouble bypasses you, and a wonderful sunny day that can be ​Relax with them and let soon

Wedding toast from friends

​We will give you a long and wonderful life.​ Let your life be​ the flame of passion,​ and grief.​ hold on tightly, friend​ Let’s imagine for a second, different. Someone at sea, in your homeland, you will get married!.. couture. In the rays of love, it’s always bright, After all, you are the spouse The wedding is taking place, at a friend’s wedding.

Wedding toast from parents

​what would happen,​ ​this is a winding path,​to the mountains with​ ​wonderful chicks.​But, if not​ ​In life, everything is possible​

​and sincerity of feelings.​ ​And there will be a​ and spouse!

​ with them and in​ ​That's it, guys, you got it,​ you want marriage​ ​to come in handy,​ ​And never mind,​ it’s love of all​

​The stamp has been set and​ ​Tomorrow guests will expect​ a variety of feelings:​ ​was it cloudy? These are obstacles. Someone is going on a hike.

Wedding toast from parents

​After all, a wife and​ ​So that it turns into​ ​And a plot beyond the control of grief,​ ​above,​ fingers​

​ hangover.​ and Joy, and​ ​ the wide road would spoil you, but​ ​Happiness became a hundred husband.​ ​ chain of fights,​ the moon for something​

​Keeped by God will be​ Let happiness preserve​ ​The rings shine merrily.​Husband and wife​ ​Boredom, and Pride,​holiday? No. And​ which you can move forward years!​

Short wedding toast

​And for the husband:​ ​ Yes, your union will suit each other! By

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Wedding congratulations in your own words

I love weddings! May your celebration of love be the beginning of a wonderful journey full of adventures and amazing experiences. You made the right choice; I see so much love in you two. Congratulations on the wedding!

Dear newlyweds! With all my heart I want to wish you to love, respect and protect each other. Let your family life be as bright, cheerful, happy, full of positive emotions as your wedding day. I wish you family comfort, warmth, joy, care and, of course, children.

If a man is persistent, he will definitely achieve what a woman wants. So let's drink to the fact that the desires of men and the desires of women coincide! For a strong and harmonious union of two hearts! Bitterly!

Congratulations on your wedding day! I wish you mutual understanding, love, fidelity, tenderness and great joy. Let the house be filled with sonorous children's laughter, and let your soul sing with happiness!

Happy wedding to you, dears! I wish you a long and wonderful life together: peace above your heads and in your hearts, sun outside the window and in your eyes, warmth in your home and souls. Live in love, understanding and mutual respect!

My speech today to the newlyweds. Happy wedding. Be not just happy, but fabulously rich, deeply and faithfully loved by each other, successful in all your endeavors and always inspired by wonderful dreams. And let these dreams, of course, come true.

Happy wedding day, newlyweds! Let your life be smooth, without obstacles and disagreements. Forget the word “I”, from now on you are one and will do everything together. I wish you plasma love and understanding, the rest will all come with time.

Dear newlyweds! Keep your love, keep warmth in your souls and live as your heart tells you - live in love and mutual understanding! May your union be happy! Bitterly!

Congratulations on starting a new family! We wish that your love only grows stronger and becomes stronger. So that you always help each other, so that mutual understanding and respect always reign between you.

Cool short wedding toasts

Humor occupies a leading position in toasting. Funny toasts are always original. Agree, congratulations about happiness and health have already been heard hundreds of times. We focus on fun and offer you the following options for short toasts in poetry and prose:

Congratulations, dear ones, we wish you different things: a very quiet mother-in-law, a simply cool mother-in-law, a good father-in-law, so that he can sponsor you with money, and a father-in-law who invests in you too.

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So that the mother-in-law does not visit, So that the husband does not beat or drink. And for the wife to love, Let peace come to the family!

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Let the honeymoon be in Bali, Guests give money, but not rubles! Let the wedding dance for a long time, until dawn, We wish you sun, peace and love!

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So that family quarrels would be infrequent, And passionate reconciliations would follow, So that red-haired Vanya, big-eyed Dasha would sit on each of your knees.

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An exemplary wife will never reprimand her beloved for over-salting scrambled eggs, and an exemplary husband will pretend every time that he does not see how his wife hammers a nail crookedly. Let's drink to an exemplary marriage and complete mutual understanding of our newlyweds!

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They say that in an ideal family, the wife does not pay attention to where the money comes from, and the husband does not notice where it goes. May you have a truly ideal family

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What is the difference between a fairy tale and a fairy tale? The fairy tale is when he married a snake, and she became a princess. And it’s true - if it’s the other way around. Let the life of our newlyweds be like a fairy tale!

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Eve was too jealous. And even though there were only two of them in heaven, when Adam came home too late, she, just in case, counted his ribs. Let's wish our bride not to be so jealous, and her husband to never give a reason to count ribs!

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When a man is persistent, he will certainly achieve what a woman wants. Let's drink so that a man's determination and a woman's whims coincide!

Beautiful wedding day greetings

May your marriage be filled with all the necessary ingredients: lots of love, a dash of humor, a touch of romance and a dollop of understanding.
May your joy last forever. Congratulations! Like a beacon on a dark night, may your love for each other always shine brightly. Congratulations on your wedding day.

Every love story is unique, and your story is unique. I'm so glad you met each other, you are honestly perfect for each other. Congratulations and I hope you have an amazing honeymoon.

We/I are so happy to welcome a new family member. What a wonderful day for our family, and especially for you two. May the joy you experience today last a lifetime.

Congratulations! In good times and bad, remember to lean on each other when you need a true friend. That's what marriage is all about.

Even in the darkest of times, never forget your love for each other on this day. I love you both!

Don’t forget, in a marriage one person is always right, and if you are the husband, then it’s not you. This tip will make your life much easier! Congratulations on the wedding!

Congratulations on the happiest day of your life. Today is the birthday of a new family. Let your family be based on mutual understanding, support, tenderness and boundless love. And all the obstacles that are inevitable on the path of life will only make you wiser and more united.

Happy birthday to your beautiful family. I wish you swan fidelity, youthful dreams, tender feelings, eternal love and bright happiness. May there be no difficult times for your family, may nothing be impossible for your love, may the star of good luck always shine for you. I wish you to hear each other and understand, respect personal interests and be a reliable support in your aspirations.

Congratulations on starting a new family! We wish that your love only becomes stronger and stronger. So that you always help each other, so that mutual understanding and respect always reign between you.

Beautiful comic congratulations on your marriage

I congratulate you on your wedding day and I want to wish you to perceive your other half entirely. It will never be possible to change “plus” to “minus”, It is only important to decide, who is the neck, who is the head. And I also wish you to remember the wedding more often, So that anything in life is “bitter” can be corrected with a kiss!

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We want to wish you to become a friendly family, to give birth to children soon, to relax with them at the sea, to the mountains with them and on a hike. Happiness for a hundred years ahead! To live without quarrels, misunderstandings - This is our task for you. And love to keep each other, Let the district envy! There will be endless joy, and wealth will be eternal!

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Listen for two minutes, A wedding is no joke, Accept congratulations, And then wait for the gifts. It is clear to all the guests, of course, that they have not gathered here in vain, Everyone wants to see how they will drink and sing here, how they will kiss here and smile at each other - both to friends and relatives. And, of course, Young. I give you potatoes - Wait for Antoshka in a year. I will kiss the Couple on the cheeks, so that more daughters will be born. So that the groom is a great guy, Here’s a big cucumber for you, And so that it’s hot in bed, From me - a slow cooker. Happiness and love beyond measure, And hope and faith to you. Live together for a whole century and cherish each other.

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Vivat, newlyweds! May there be tons of happiness, may your income be in the millions, and may you always be in love. Things are always successful, Problems are always inconspicuous, Successes are indecent, And happiness is enchanting. Let your health grow stronger, let your feelings grow and joy bloom, and let your ancestors not interfere!

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I wish you understanding, Many bright, long years, May your wishes come true, And may love give you light! Let everyday life not bother you, Let everything work out! May your marriage only prosper, Let the children laugh in the house!

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Congratulations on your wonderful day! May fate give you happiness, may life change for the better, and may it pour in a lot of money. Give you two carriages of good luck, tons of kindness and laughter, may you be lucky in everything: every day and all year round!

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Love sparkled and sparkled, Today it turned into a wedding. Walk through life side by side. Love and take care of each other. Like two halves of a single whole, give birth to a son - beautiful, brave. You shouldn’t forget about your daughter either. It’s not for nothing that a bed is valued in the house. Don’t be afraid of booties, pacifiers, diapers - Give birth to boys, give birth to girls. All my life - to be close, All my life - to be together, We all wish the bride and groom! Let love shine over your family at the silver and gold wedding.

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Today the main thing at a wedding is not to get drunk, not to marry strangers, and not to plunge your face into jellied meat, not to wake up in a strange apartment in the morning, not to accidentally call your mother-in-law mom, then screw your family in general, but otherwise, let everything be fine, And great happiness awaits you in your personal life!

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Happy wedding to you, young people, It’s bittersweet for you, your relatives shout, Let everything in the family be smooth, Sweet, joyful and sweet! So that the wife does not drink, Adores and loves, The husband does not go out with friends, Kisses and helps! So that quarrels and worries do not cause trouble for you, So that the union makes you happy and inflames you with love!

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In family life, everyone is more important. Distribution of roles: The wife should carry her salary into the house, And sometimes scold the husband for over-salting the soup And staying with the neighbor for a long time. For my husband's house to shine, comfort and dinner on the table. And so that he does not blame his wife for being away from home for a long time. But jokes aside And I want to wish you: May you live in romance and never know grief! No matter what trials fate throws at you, go through life together, caring and loving!

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Our dear couple, We hasten to wish you to make your life sweet and sweet, to give birth to many children! Harmony to you, laughter and smiles, So that until your golden wedding you live only in happiness, becoming a luxurious family! So that you divide everything you need in half, so that happiness is nearby, so that you live a wonderful life!

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On your wedding day, I wish you that your home will be visited by welcome guests, that your fun will feast with success, that even your melancholy will be choked with laughter. So that there are no quarrels and other excesses,

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Live beautifully, live richly - Since you are given to each other forever! Let the wife’s salary be bottomless, Let the wife’s outfits be beautiful! Let the children rush around the house in a crowd - After all, it’s time to continue the family line! Then enjoy your fate to the fullest, There will be an opportunity to take another walk. Let only affection live between you, The dishes do not break, the salt does not spill. In short, we help you with words, and your concern is advice and love

Congratulations – basket with vegetables

For congratulations, you need to prepare the text in advance and prepare a small basket for vegetables, in which you need to put the vegetables indicated in green. The presentation of each vegetable or fruit to the newlyweds is accompanied by cool poetic lines:

We brought you a basket of vegetables from your friends. It contains cabbage, beetroot, and garlic - for a reason! Everything is meaningful, everything is to the point. Strengthens the spirit and body. Here, for example, is a juicy radish, so that the family is super strong! A head of cabbage for the bride, so that the house is not empty! And also these carrots, so that my mother-in-law would call her daughter! We give the groom red pepper, If only his eyes were sober and clear! And we give this spicy garlic, so that you will be drawn to your wife! Love will be stronger if you taste a turnip at night! Now the bottom has appeared in the basket, We know for sure that from now on Our cheerful garden will bring only happiness and goodness to the young!

This cool congratulation is suitable for any wedding, will entertain guests and will definitely appeal to the newlyweds. In addition, you can put vegetables in the basket for your father-in-law, mother-in-law and other new relatives. Such poems rhyme very easily. For example: And for my father-in-law - a jar of honey mushrooms, so that he can throw in some money!

Such an original congratulation will undoubtedly bring some life to the wedding feast! It’s best to try to rhyme simple couplets yourself or use ready-made cool ones:

For the newlyweds in honor of the wedding, To express care and attention, From faithful and caring friends Accept a basket of vegetables as a gift: Here is a head of cabbage for your wife, So that she can skillfully run the house. For the groom - a bunch of carrots, so that he is dexterous in his work. Gift beets to the young, so that father-in-law and father-in-law can be friends. We give you green onions, so that your husband loves his wife. Cucumbers as a gift for you, so that twins are born. Here is a head of garlic, so that you can give birth to a son. Tomatoes as a gift to you, so that quarrels are rare. We will give you celery, so that you can make peace quickly. Here's a spicy parsnip for you, May your marriage be successful. Here's a sweet pepper for you, so that life goes smoothly. And here is hot pepper, so that the husband is a craftsman in the house. Marriage can be saved by one piece of advice: Vegetable vitamins! And for the family to be healthy, the fruit harvest will help: Here is a sweet pear, so that the husband will listen to his wife. I will give you strawberries from the garden, so that you can live in abundance. I’ll give you a sour lemon, so that you don’t have bad thoughts. We brought you an orange, so that only wrinkles appear from laughter. Here is a red apple, so that there are no vain reproaches. But the peach is juicy, May your marriage be strong. Suddenly the bottom appeared in the basket. No matter what happens, we know one thing: Our healthy, vitamin-rich garden will bring a lot of happiness to the newlyweds!

Funny congratulations on your wedding day with the presentation of comic gifts can be made more original and individual if the main part of the text is selected from the following blanks:

• We give you cabbage so that the house is not empty.
• We give you cabbage so that your wife can feed her husband delicious food.
• We give you carrots so that there is love in the house!
• We give you carrots, advice and love!
• We give carrots so that Vovka is born.
• Here's a carrot to make the bride nimble.
• Here's a bride for you, a big carrot, so that you have skill in your work.
• But here are beets for you, so that your mother-in-law and father-in-law will respect you.
• We give you onions so that you don’t experience severe torment.
• We give you onions so that there is no torment and separation.
• We give the bride an onion so that her husband will love her.
• We give you pickles so that twins are born.
• We give you garlic. How many teeth are there to have so many daughters and sons?
• Here's some sweet pepper for you so that your daughter Natka will be born.
• But there is bitter pepper, so that Borka’s son will be born.
• We give you celery so that your son Andrei will be born.
• We give you tomatoes so that there is no discord.
• We give you a tomato so that you retain your youthful vigor.
• We give you two beets so that your relationship will be bright.
• We give you a pear so that you can live in perfect harmony.
• Here are some potatoes for you, so that Antoshka will be the first.
• We give grapes so that your home will always be rich.
• We give you radishes so that you don’t swear and fight.
• And here is a turnip for you, so that you love each other deeply.
• But here’s a plum bride for you, so that you and (groom’s name) are happy.
• Here's the rest of the apple for you, so that there will always be plenty in the house.
• I give you dill from the beds so that there is order in the house.
• But here’s a bunch of seeds for you, so that you don’t meet your husband like a cloud.
• And here’s a cherry plum for you, so you don’t chop it rashly.
• But I give you grapes so that your mother-in-law will always be happy.
• And here’s a cherry for you so that your parents aren’t superfluous.
• Here's some peas for you so you don't go deaf from your mother-in-law's scream.

Other cool congratulations with gifts will fit perfectly into any wedding celebration scenario. Their presentation will be one of the brightest moments of the holiday.

Congratulations on your wedding day, beautiful, touching

Thinking to amuse the proud world, And cause, as it were, a slight shock, We hasten to persistently present Our excellent congratulations.

So, first of all, be together. And secondly, you have children. Health to the bride and groom. And, of course, to matchmakers.

So that a home is a home. Or an apartment. And so that everything is inside. Live many years, health, peace. And definitely - love.

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A wedding day is a great day of celebration for your personal life. On this day, glasses are filled with happiness and guests get drunk from it, like from tequila. I want to wish that, just like on this day, you will not be too lazy to give love both day and night. Please accept this congratulation from me and “Bitter!” I will scream as loud as I can.

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Let all ailments bypass you. From now on you are already spouses. Golden rings have sealed your union. We wish you friendly, strong marriage ties. Let joy reign in your hearts, And let there be no end to happiness and love. We wish you not to know separation, troubles. Give great love for many years. Let beautiful children fill the house... let it be noisy and fun in it. We are happy for you, we wish you optimism and a successful married life.

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I congratulate the newlyweds, I wish you eternal love and a house full of children, so that you can hear the ringing of laughter! And you have a cooler car than Monica Bellucci! There is a lot of money, little grief, Drink vodka, eat lard! I present you with congratulations and a gift of money for future use!

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Wow, what faces! And crazy things happen! I wish the Groom not to get drunk on his happy day! And I wish the bride not to run away anywhere, so that a large crowd does not go looking for her! I wish you not to run as fast as you can from each other. Be happy, spouses, my congratulations!

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We wish you happiness, like the huge sky, do not read where it is dark, do not go where it is dangerous. And also so that you have enough daily bread, And at the same time there is enough left for caviar and butter. May the sun warm you and the rains refresh you, May the nightingale trill outside your window constantly! So that they accumulate wealth and have children. So that the holiday guests would be well-fed and drunk!

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The groom, our glorious daredevil, took his bride down the aisle today. This bride has never been more beautiful, And the wedding is still singing, and the wedding is dancing! May the holiday be a great one for everyone, to all those who came to congratulate the newlyweds! We will walk until the morning, and we will greet the dawn, And first we will drink, shouting together: “Bitter”!

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Such an event - the wedding has arrived! It's time to congratulate. Our groom is completely without blemish, the Bride is as if she came down from heaven. So let the young be many years and many winters, happy and mischievous, and we will return to them. And let the wine flow today, Let the appetizer be eaten at once, Let all the guests get so drunk - Anyone will carry out your order!

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Wedding, doves, priest, Vows, rings and veil, The price tag is round from the dress And there is emptiness in the pockets. Now you are not someone nearby, but the bride and groom. Now there is no need to hide, there is an apartment for two. Sharpen your chisel and chisel sharper. Relatives are waiting and you will multiply soon, finally.

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We squandered so much money to have a wedding! I want to wish you the price of grandmothers so that they know! So that you don’t partake too much and, perhaps, as soon as possible, you, dear ones, have wonderful children. May My useful congratulations help you in your family. And we will help you with money: We will build your dacha on time!

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Let none of you break your vows, From now on your souls are inseparable. Let health and happiness enter your home, live together and keep love in it. Let joy reign in your hearts, And let your tenderness have no end. Take care of your feelings until you are a hundred years old. Please accept congratulations from the bottom of my heart. Every day will be lived in heartfelt love. (full stop) I ask, I will continue of course. Separations will not touch family happiness, success, love and unquenchable passion!

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Congratulations on your wedding! And now we wish you! Memorize our cheerful greeting: Live in harmony, in love, You don’t blame each other And don’t break dishes often, If you cry, it’s from happiness! Don’t share money with the fight, Don’t nag in vain, And don’t be rude to each other, And don’t go to the left!

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Happy wedding day, I congratulate you, May everything in life be atas, May the roof be blown away by love, There will be more smiles, fewer tears. The guy was lucky with his bride - Smart, slim and indecently cute. But the groom is also a no-nonsense guy: Handsome, well-mannered, not mediocre. Let your eyes glow with happiness, Let bad weather pass you by. Congratulations were said from the bottom of my heart, I kiss you deeply - smack and smack!

A toast to the newlyweds in verse: poetic and beautiful

A correctly chosen congratulation in verse will sound pleasant and will delight the bride and groom, as well as the guests. Try to choose a poem for your wedding that won’t be too long and won’t bore your listeners.

Whatever you dream - let it come true Only good things will be remembered for you And only happiness glows in your soul, And very faithful friends will meet You live together until old age, Living all your days only in joy!

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We congratulate you on your happy marriage. And there is simply no happier moment! We wish you goodness, smiles, happiness, great love and many, many years to come. Today you are rich: there are so many relatives, friends, smiles and flowers around. Now you have taken the common road. Its name is true love. Hand in hand now, as they say - Just walk together, so as not to get lost, So as not to fall or stumble, But only to fall in love stronger and stronger!

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A wedding is just the beginning, a family birthday. Shouts - Bitter! - they sounded, May the days be sweet. And to the loud clink of glasses and the shining of lights, to the ovation from the audience, smile more cheerfully! Good luck will illuminate your common path with a clear light, and those close to you with advice will not allow sadness into your heart. May the sparkle of cheerful eyes never fade away, And may this wonderful holiday bind you forever!

see also

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Cool toasts for a wedding

Happiness to you, newlywed friends, Joy and brightest days. You are now family, and by law you both belong to her! You will have joys and troubles, You will have to experience everything in life... But keep your course only for victory! "BITTERLY!" you, but you don’t know sorrow.

With great love and tenderness you walk through life, Until your golden wedding, live in harmony.

May the dawn of a happy life never fade, May it always be sweet for you, Well, today - “BITTER”!

So that you can live and live, and not suffer, And, having lived a century, do not repent of what you have lived! And we want to wish you again and again Advice, happiness, and love!

I want the young people not to count money tonight, but to hug each other tightly in the dark under the blanket. And if you want to wish the same, then you need to shout “Bitterly” to everyone very loudly!

For you to live your whole life without boredom. You had children, then grandchildren. For you to live together for up to a hundred years, so that everyone talks about you - a beautiful couple!

Let our young people know the Secrets of wedding plans: That storks often bring children to empty houses. Or they leave them in the cabbage, Sometimes they bring them straight into the house, So that neither despondency nor sadness arises in that house! Bitterly!

Now I see no reason not to drink to men. I'll drink to the women too - A new family is born!

There is a river of champagne now, Now with us you are the husband, and you are the wife! And let this moment be forever, And let the bells ring in your honor! Let's raise a toast to you and drink it all to the dregs!

We wish you to live in harmony for many years and not encounter any evil or troubles, so that your children grow up as people, so that there is no war in the world. And so that at the weddings of your grandchildren you dance the waltz with each other.

Finally, your wedding! My friends and I waited, We screamed, ready to “Bitterly” Millions of times for an encore!

Take care, groom, bride, There is no one more beautiful than her, A lot of happiness is hidden in her And now it is yours!

I wish you, guys, that the stork would visit, that the little bunny would squeak more often in the cradle!

Happy wedding, our dears, You couldn’t find a better spouse, May various earthly blessings await you on your life’s journey. Wealth, happiness, joy only, Love, luck, in general - “Bitter”

If you like a darling, then it’s heaven in the hut! If a house is not a hut, then you will definitely create paradise! I raise my glass to heaven on earth - Paradise of two lovers!

Why is vodka so bitter? I'll ask the groom. Why don't you have a snack for future use? I'll ask the bride sadly.

So that we all don’t feel sad, We ask you to sweeten our table. Let everyone just pick up: Bitter!

Like in a sea of ​​fish, Like in the sky of stars - May there be so much happiness! And my toast will be very simple: Well, kiss! Bitterly!

Fast dance and dance with inserts

Many lovers try to surprise their guests on their main holiday. A quick dance instead of a waltz is perfect for this; you can also add a few mischievous and humorous moments into it.

IMPORTANT TO KNOW: Unusual start to the wedding: tips and ideas

If young people do not want to give up the classic waltz, you can start and end at a slow tempo, and insert a series of rhythmic and funny movements in the middle. There are a large number of options for this:

• parodies of famous dancers and singers;
• popular or folk dances;
• mischievous foxtrot;
• incendiary samba, etc.

Even if the couple just starts fooling around in a variety of dance styles, everyone present will appreciate it.

Short wedding toasts from the bride's parents in their own words

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Today, children, is your wedding, Have a bright start to a wonderful life, May love help you, May the excitement not fade away.

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I wish you peace and prosperity, Happy everyday life and goodness, Let laughter sound only in your home, Let the children run playfully.

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My children, I am a happy mother. I wish you health and long love, I wish your marriage to be strong. May all your days be bright.

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Love each other, don't quarrel in vain. May your children be healthy, may everything be wonderful in your life, may the flame of your love not go out.

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I want to congratulate my daughter, Allow me to read the poems and remember every line that the mother said as parting words.

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I wish that everything succeeds for you on your long life journey. So that you always smile, Because only the best lies ahead.

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So that you would be each other's support, Love reigned in your house, Its arguments could not be overcome, But the blood would boil in your veins.

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You will accept the maternal covenant: No matter how hard it is for you, you simply love each other. Well, you're lucky with your husband.

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I wish you happiness in a huge ocean, May you swim in joyful moments, May love protect you like a talisman, I wish your dreams to come true!

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The most creative wedding toasts to the newlyweds: words, text

Words:

• Darlings! You shine for us like two bright diamonds sitting at the table! How nice it is to look at you! How beautiful you are in your costumes, with your smiles and happy faces. But for sincere love this is really not enough! Therefore, increase your feeling every day and every year!
• Expensive! You, like the sun, shine for every family and friend on this holiday! I wish you not to go out, but to flare up with every passing day, igniting a spark in every loved one! May today's blessing carry you throughout your life!
• Newlyweds! Stop the moment! Remember every smile on this holiday! Let it be imprinted in your memory and let every day, even the “blackest” one, warm you, inspire you, give you vital energy and strength. Live with pleasure, savoring every day and each other's presence!

Toasts for a wedding celebration