Comic marriage registration for wedding anniversary

A wedding ceremony is a collection of touching moments. Getting ready for the bride, blessing the parents, and, of course, the speech for registering the marriage. The bride and groom listen very carefully to every word and delve into their meaning. This speech should contain such expressions that the young people will realize the greatness and seriousness of the marriage process. The words depend on the style, venue and personal characteristics of the newlyweds. A speech will not be needed only when registering a marriage without a ceremony.

The funny side of a real wedding

What is the humorous part of a wedding ceremony? It all starts with a ransom. Nowadays, this ritual has been preserved in the form of an exciting, fun entertainment that is designed to lift your spirits and does not oblige you to anything.

Bridesmaids prepare a variety of tasks in advance for the groom and his friends. In order to complete them, young people need to use their ingenuity and dexterity. And, of course, you can’t do without a sense of humor at the ransom.

For example, the groom is offered to ride a children's bicycle, overcoming obstacles along the way. The main task is not to fall! Or the bride's guests dressed as girls with unusual dances attract attention and lure the young man, his task is not to laugh.

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What could be more interesting than jumping up the steps in front of a witness for the sake of your beloved?! Obviously, all competitions are to some extent reminiscent of harmless children's pranks. Their main goal is to cheer up and create a festive atmosphere.

Throughout the event, the newlyweds receive numerous congratulations, original toasts and wise instructions are heard in their honor. Comic wishes are also considered quite appropriate at a wedding celebration. They can be written in both poetry and prose.

The most important thing is that the jokes are not offensive or ambiguous. It is possible to attach a completely “serious” gift for a young family to humorous words.

Although things given as a joke (a rolling pin - a regulator of family relationships; a book of love - the Kama Sutra; money preserved in a glass jar - the initial family capital; a piggy bank - a savings system, a brick - the first stone for a new house) will make you laugh and maintain the general atmosphere of fun.

In addition, during the celebration, the host repeatedly holds comic competitions, plays wedding lotteries, and invites the young spouses to distribute rights and responsibilities among themselves. Such distribution often ends with the issuance of appropriate comic certificates.

At the holiday, some invitees (most often witnesses, matchmakers and parents) are given extraordinary titles (mother-in-law, father-in-law, father-in-law, best witness or matchmaker) and are presented with corresponding comic certificates.

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The key to a successful celebration can be safely called a script prepared in advance with many cool competitions and entertainment for guests. Tasks for speed and changing clothes, dexterity and ingenuity, performing dances, songs and toasts.

It is important to choose the right moment for each entertainment and, of course, the participants, in which case an unforgettable celebration with its jokes and great mood will be guaranteed.

Wedding ceremony - words.

Today I wrote a fragment of the wedding script - the wedding ceremony, namely, her words.

I’m shocked, but it just happened – I had to write, so I wrote.

But I wrote it in my own style, mixing solemnity and humor, because just the sweet, cloying words make me sick. And they sound false to me - I don’t believe that anyone actually listens to serious wedding speeches. And even if he listens, he hardly hears or perceives.

If you still perceive, then this is definitely not the place for you. At least not now. Don't be offended - there's no arguing about tastes. Even if these are the tastes of a cynic, which I am slowly becoming when it comes to weddings)))

Who and where will it be useful?

my wedding ceremony words:

to the wedding host (toastmaster) outside the official registry office (as it turned out, sometimes at an evening in a restaurant they organize a second ceremony, unofficial, but solemn and in full accordance with the scheme)
the leader of the ceremony within the walls of the official registry office - if his employees do not consider my words sedition)))
on any wedding anniversary, when you jokingly want to arrange for the spouses to remarry.

If you have other options, please share - in the comments under the article or in an email through my contacts.

If you used my wedding ceremony text somewhere at your place, then write and tell me how it went.

And we get down to business. I entered the names as an example.

Marriage ceremony - words

(The presenter’s solemn intonations alternate with pragmatic ones all the time)

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen!

The solemn moment of the wedding ceremony of Alexander and Elena has arrived!

(Fanfares sound)

Heroes of the occasion, please take the stage! Friends, welcome with applause - our respectable groom Alexander and his beautiful bride Elena!

(The young people took the stage)

Why do you think they are so beautiful and shiny? It’s simple - because love shines inside them, and it’s impossible to hide it even with excitement.

Do you know how they met? Oh, it was an absolutely incredible (the most ordinary, it would seem) meeting X months (years) ago. They met... where, under what circumstances... And did they think then that X months (years) would pass and they would stand here, already as the bride and groom? Friends, what do you think – did they think about this or not? What? And now we’ll ask them themselves.

- Alexander, put your hand on your heart (or on your chest, preferably yours) and answer us, as if in confession - did you know when you first met Elena that you would take her as your wife?

Bridal vows

Oaths when registering within the walls of a government institution are formal. The employee reads out the same list of mutual responsibilities of the spouses, then they give consent. However, European culture allows you to diversify the process. The bride and groom can write their own vows. It will be pleasant to listen to such confessions, because they sound sincere.

Example of a groom's vow:

I swear to my wife to love her, to talk about feelings more often. Hear what she wants and remain silent when necessary. Support, help, earn money and always be there, despite the circumstances and problems.

Bride's vow:

I vow to become the best woman for you - to love, support, do everything to make you feel good. I swear that I will do everything necessary to make you understand that no obstacles will separate us.

Wedding invitation text for mother and father of the groom

Classic invitation options are also suitable for parents. Such texts can be used for almost all types of marriages.

Dear parents! We are happy to invite you to our wedding! Beloved mom and dad! Soon you will share with us the touching and exciting day that we have been waiting for so long. We will get married, and our loving hearts will unite. We could not open a new page in our family without you. Thank you for everything! If you had not been there, our meeting would not have happened. You taught us love, understanding, respect for each other. At our wedding you will be the most welcome guests. We ask you to spend this important day with us!

Original wedding invitation

Dear and beloved mom and dad! We, your children, have already grown up, but we will never forget your lessons. The time has come for us to enter into a conscious life. Thanks to your patience, education, and personal example, we learned kindness, loyalty and justice. At the moment of creating our family, we really want you to be nearby. Please accept our invitation. Witness the birth of a new relationship.

Wedding invitation text for mother and father of the groom

Fun registration for everyone

Sometimes wedding centers hold outdoor ceremonies for comic marriages for everyone. For these purposes, improvised sites are equipped, foil rings are prepared, and comic certificates are printed.

Anyone can take part in such events: couples in love, young people getting married on the same day, and already established spouses. During such ceremonies, the couple is invited to try on prepared images and accessories (for example, a pioneer cap and tie, or a wreath and hat made of flowers in the Russian style).

Such events are not obligatory to anything and act only as entertainment and advertising for the center or agency.

A comic wedding script or a humorous...

Usually, shortly before the wedding, the so-called bride and groom must meet and fall in love with each other. Then the parents of the bride and groom must meet and hate each other. With this, preparations for the wedding can be considered complete.

As a rule, by the time of the wedding the bride is in seventh heaven with happiness and in the sixth month with carelessness.

According to the terms of the wedding, the lovers and their parents, represented by the father and mother, must meet and visit the district registry office together. The moment of entry into the registry office is considered the beginning of a Standard Wedding.

1. Wedding 1.1. Prelude Before visiting the registry office, the bridesmaids arrange a fun game with the groom. They show him the most revealing (compromising) photographs of the bride and demand a lot of money (the so-called “ransom”) so that no one else sees these photographs. If the groom refuses to “buy” the bride, it means there will be a careful, thrifty owner in the house. And the hostess may not exist at all. In the registry office, when asked by an official: “Do you agree to become husband and wife?” The groom should answer: “Personally, I agree to become a husband,” and the bride should add: “Well, then I’ll be the wife, or something...”.

1.2. Dining room (main part) After the registry office, everyone goes to the dining room, the walls of which should already be covered with funny wedding posters: “To have a lot of money, you need another man!”, “For you to live a happy life, walk around cautiously!” and “If Kolya doesn’t say something wrong, he will kill that Georgian!”

On average, from two to two hundred guests are present at a wedding. By the time the young ones appear, they have been sitting at the table and eating for a long time. Some people drink.

Witness: Drink, dear guests, don’t be afraid, our vodka is factory-made!

Toastmaster (a person specially invited or selected from among the guests with a loud voice and a glass in his hand): Friends! Let me raise this glass. (Drinks.)

The toastmaster should try not to take long breaks between toasts, because many simply cannot drink so rarely.

Witness (speaks in verse): Dear ______________! Two years have already passed since you met the freak, But you were able to forget him, You decided to love Kolya! Bitter!

The bride and groom kiss each other. Not a single modern wedding can do without sponsors. Therefore, the bride and groom should kiss in front of some kind of advertising billboard, for example, this one: “A WEDDING RING IS NOT A SIMPLE JEWELRY, BUT A VERY SIMPLE one. COMPANY “SELDOM”.

Groom's friend: Well, now the young people need to be alone!

Everyone: What are you talking about, it’s still early!

Tamada (with a Georgian accent): One day a young horseman rode high, high on the back of a horse. (Drinks.)

After the second toast (for most guests it is already the fifth or sixth), all methodological instructions lose their meaning. The authors of the Model Scenario disclaim all responsibility for what is happening and join in the general fun.

Bride's uncle (tries to get up): The good girl has grown up! But until we were five years old, we thought that we would be a guy...

Witness: Let the groom not show his face, He is a man - be healthy!

Witness: You, Valyusha, remember firmly that the face is not the main thing!

Witness (pointing with a fork at the bride's face): Look at the bride - There seems to be nothing to look at!

Witness (removing the Witness's hand): You, Kolyunya, don't worry - try somehow!

Friend of the groom (hitting the table with his fist): Well, now we need to leave the newlyweds alone.

Witness and witness (in unison): How many stars are in the sky, How many crumbs are in the bread - Count it all together - So many years of the bride!

Everyone: Ha-ha-ha! (They laugh at the amusingly fallen Toastmaster.)

Mother of the bride (addressing the mother of the groom): Dear bride! This is where the store director matched our daughter. We refused. Who said that being naked under the fence is worse? After all, the main thing is love!

Tamada (with a Chechen accent): One day, a young handsome horseman decided to receive 700 million rubles using fake bank advice notes... (Drinks.)

Friend of the groom (loudly): This whole wedding is nonsense. When Uncle Petya comes, then the real wedding will begin!

Tamada (with a Georgian accent): Once upon a time, in the cold winter season, a big horse galloped up the mountain. Jumped slowly... (Drinks.)

Witness (swaying, addressing the groom): Kolya, the wife is the face of the husband! Be careful, Nikolai, don’t hit your face in the dirt!

Witness (maintaining balance): Please the people with a strong kiss on the mouth!

All: Bitter! Bitter! Bitter! The bride and groom kiss.

Friend of the groom (loudly): The cable mast has come loose.

Witness: Enough, enough! (Separates those kissing.)

Witness (speaks in verse): Just like at our gate, the Rooster sings to the hen. Well, let him sing to himself. And we give the floor to the relatives from the trampling side, so to speak! Word to the groom's parents!

Father of the groom: Son, just look at yourself, how you have grown! But I still remember you like this. (shows two millimeters with his fingers)... What do I want to say? Maria Petrovna (your mother) and I lived without leaving for thirty years. And why? Because my wife is inferior to me in everything - in strength, in speed, in intelligence... Tell me, mother!

Witness: Dear guests! And now - surprise! Today the bride's parents came to our wedding! They have the floor.

Mother of the bride: We didn’t think, we didn’t imagine that we would have to give our daughter in marriage to someone else’s family... (Cries, as if teasing the groom’s mother.)

Father of the bride: Our girl is obedient. I told all my mothers. Her mother had already beaten her and tied her to the bed, and she would come again in the morning, sit on a stool, and tell her mother everything, tell her...

Mother of the bride: How many men were killed because of our Valentina! She’s our trolleybus driver, Valka! Daughter, on your wedding day we give you a washing machine and a set of kitchen furniture!

Mother of the groom: Son! And we give you a sofa and a color TV!

Father of the bride: And we give our new son two two-pound weights. Raise them higher, son-in-law, let everyone see!

Grandmother of the bride: Children! Live together, like my grandfather and I, and for a long time, like me!

Tamada (with an English accent): A young gentleman was once galloping along the Grimpenskaya swamp... (Drinks.)

The groom's friend (very loudly): And the vodka is bitter!

Groom's friend (loudly): And the salad is rotten!

Friend of the groom (quietly): Yes, and the wedding is bad!

Friend of the groom (to himself): And the bride is a fool!

Meanwhile, the bride and groom walk between the tables and ask: “Tell me, do you need empty bottles? Well, then we'll pick it up later, okay? This will be for our honeymoon.”

Bride's uncle: And here at one wedding we wanted to steal the bride. Damn it! Her groom tied her leg to the table. But he forgot to tie his wallet...

Groom's father: I want to drink... this glass... because I've already eaten a kilogram of herring and I'm really thirsty...

Witness: Dear guests, let's sing! Today at the accordion – Derzhavin with Babayan!

The guests sing a song: Oh, this bra-co-co-che-tanye sang and... Danced!

Father of the bride: I don’t want to name names, but who cares about the mare’s bride!

Witness: Uncle Vasya asked for the floor for a very long time. Unfortunately, he had already fallen asleep, but managed to leave a note in which he wishes the young people happiness, health and long life!

Uncle from the bride's side (to the aunt from the side): You see, I was on a trawler for three years. At sea. Our team was purely male and stern. The work is hard. So there were rarely weddings on the ship.

Groom's father: And I served in Estonia. That's where the people with humor are! They'll say something and you'll laugh! It’s a pity, I don’t know their language...

Bride (quietly): Do you love me?

Groom (feltly): What about that?! And you me?

Bride (downcast): And I also “what about you.”

Witness: But you, I see... who?!

Driver: I'm the driver. I drove your young ones around the city, damn it! (Makes a glass gesture towards the parents of the newlyweds.) We went around all the monuments. But we have four cemeteries in our city!

Friend of the groom (to the friend of the bride): I, too, almost got married. I ask her: “Do you know how to cook?” She shakes her head in response. I ask: “Do you know how to sew?” She shakes her head. Me: “Can you speak?” She shakes her head again! I left her, guys!

Groom's father: Well, where is she now?

Groom's friend: Yes, over there, in the corner. Shakes his head...

Toastmaster: Dear Tralya and Valya. Ugh... Kolya and Kralya. And now... the guests need to be alone.

Witness (looks into the Model Scenario): Well, dear guests, that’s basically all!

2. The real wedding The long-awaited Uncle Petya enters... And, finally, the real wedding begins.

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Comic wedding anniversary

A wedding in a comic form is an excellent option for celebrating another anniversary. It is this kind of family holiday that gives you the opportunity to put on your wedding dresses once again, gather your closest and dearest, and allow you to pamper yourself with unusual pleasant surprises.

On top of that, you can renew your wedding vows. It is not at all necessary to take the matter seriously: a comic text prepared in advance will sound very original, which will touch on the basic rights and obligations, as well as the spouses’ promises to each other.

Most likely they will be different from those given on the wedding day. But this is the meaning of family life: the ability to correct the course in time, come to an agreement, and, if necessary, give in.

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In addition, comic letters and thanks (for the most delicious pancakes, for friendly advice, for the best child care lessons) that can be presented to all those who have maintained close contact with their family over the course of a year (or several years) can be a pleasant surprise. , may have helped more than once with advice or deed.

Tips for newlyweds on writing their vows

Saying the vows is an important part of the ceremony. Preparations begin long before the banquet. The text of a funny wedding vow is written in advance and beautifully designed. This approach is convenient, since newlyweds can get confused and forget the words out of excitement. Promises written on paper can be solemnly read out to guests, and the document can be kept as a souvenir of one of the happiest moments of life.

When writing a text, the bride is advised to remember how she met her loved one, about emotions during the first dates, and think about what has changed in life after the appearance of the groom.

The future spouse is advised to list the qualities of the girl he loves, but not to compare the bride with other women. Words must be sincere and understandable.

The newlyweds make promises taking into account the characteristics and comments of the other half. You can write the vow yourself, use a traditional wedding script, or add your own wishes to the finished version.

The text should be as short as possible - too verbose promises will tire guests and distract attention from the meaning of what was said.