Cool tips for newlyweds for a wedding: bad advice for the bride and groom

Don't know how to diversify your wedding program? How to entertain guests? The portal for newlyweds Svadebka.ws is pleased to offer ready-made wedding competitions. An original and fun wedding scenario with relevant games will become the basis for an unforgettable wedding celebration.

We also offer interesting competitions for toastmasters. This will be especially relevant for newlyweds, who are not satisfied with the entire entertainment program of the presenter. By adjusting and diluting the scenario, future spouses can be sure that the event will be held at the highest level. More

Competition for newlyweds “New road signs”

Young people are given drawings designed in the form of road signs and cards with explanations for them. The task of the young people is to find the correct family explanation of the road signs in the pictures. Presenter (toastmaster): Family life is a road. There will be many obstacles there. You, having shown your patience, Find an explanation for the signs. “Stop” - “Ban of scandals.” “Give way” - “Door to the kitchen.” “Avoiding obstacles” - “Alcohol, spirits and cigarettes.” “Place of parking” - “House, dacha, family.” “Left turns are prohibited” - marital fidelity. Etc. Copy

Competition "Unusual Dances"

Small teams (or pairs) are given sheets of paper with the name of the compulsory dance. They are preparing to perform a dance: “gypsy”, “tango”, “waltz”, “lambada”, “lezginka”, “little swans”, etc. When the team says they are ready to perform, completely different music is turned on. The team must dance exactly their dance, not paying attention to inappropriate sounds of music. Have you tried dancing “Lezginka” to “Gypsy”?! Copy

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Tell me the end of the joke

– How to make a man go crazy in bed? – Take away from him... (... the TV remote control.) *** – How do you celebrate birthdays in your family? - Yes, very simple. My wife’s birthday is in a restaurant, and mine is... (...in red pencil on the calendar.) *** The groom did not have enough money to buy the bride, so the wedding was postponed until... (...payday.) *** According to tradition, the bride cannot be seen before the wedding, and after the wedding it’s better... (...not to see at all.) *** Girls, if you want a grandiose fireworks display on your wedding day, get married... (...May 9.) *** Don’t interrupt me, I won’t... (...plates on the car!) *** This wedding was big. There was not enough space. And... (... there was little vodka and food.) *** Calling your wife a cow, you automatically become... (... a bestiality.) *** A woman’s desire is the law , a man’s desire - ... (... article.) *** Before the wedding, I loved all women. And after the wedding... (...one less.) *** A wedding only happens once in a life... (...10-15, no more.) *** Traditional tradition "Wedding"! On this day, the bride should wear a beautiful disposable dress. All guests are photographed with red or closed eyes. The newlyweds are given opaque envelopes so that... (...not to spoil their holiday.) *** At the wedding of the prosecutor's daughter, the guests who stole the shoes received... (...eight years each with confiscation of property.) *** Seryoga, you have until your wedding with was there anything about the wife? - Well, it was... After all, we are no longer children! There was... (...a wardrobe, a TV, well, we bought skates after the wedding!) *** At a bachelor party the day before the wedding, the groom got drunk and ended up in a sobering-up station. For the first time on the morning of the wedding day, the bride had to... (...bathe the groom.) Copy

Tips and advice for newlyweds

The order can come from the lips of absolutely any guest. As for parting words, there are limitations. Such speeches are mainly given by respected and revered family members. Often these are mothers, fathers, grandmothers, grandfathers and godparents.

But the order is so unique and original that it can be pronounced on behalf of friends. There are several variations on themes. Initially, you can write a speech dedicated only to the groom and separately to the bride. This option will amuse everyone. It will resemble popular bad advice.

Advice for your wife

also advise a young wife :

• learn to cook very tasty in every way and manner so that, for example, a cabbage leaf resembles a grape;
• spend a third of the family budget on seamstresses - if you are dressed in accordance with the latest trends, your spouse will be as pleased as if he were the groom;
• if sometimes the opinion of your faithful does not suit you, then you should be as elastic as a twig and not say yes or no;
• remember that each of you should get the same amount of everything - you a new fur coat, your loved one a pair of socks;
• Do not argue with your husband under any circumstances; it is best to start crying immediately.

Such recommendations will amuse the guests and please the bride and groom.

Advice for a young husband

Becoming a husband is an honor and responsibility. Now the young man is not just a boy, he is the head of the family, on whom its well-being, the organization of everyday life, the organization of recreation and much more depend. It was not in vain that at all times they said that a girl behind her husband is like behind a stone wall.

It is quite difficult to become such a reliable support, and if the wife is required to create an emotional background and moral support, then the young husband will have to take on a lot of physical activity. What advice can you give to a young spouse who is striving to create a strong family?

It’s not enough to find a well-paid job and provide for your wife financially, you need to:

1. Give flowers to your beloved and say as many kind and gentle words as possible. Everyone knows that women love with their ears; with every kind word spoken to the wife, her confidence in her husband and the sincerity of his feelings grows. Even minor gifts are signs of attention that are of great importance to a woman.
2. Do not make comments to your wife in the presence of strangers. This may concern the quality of food preparation or its appearance. Doesn't matter. The main thing is that outsiders should not hear the husband’s dissatisfaction. Everyone around should be sure that the husband is happy with his wife, and she is wonderful (for him) in every way.
3. Regular help with his wife with housework will help add confidence in his feelings and willingness to do everything necessary for the family. Going grocery shopping together, choosing clothes, preparing for the holidays.
4. Her efforts not only to feed her husband deliciously, but also to look good, cannot be taken for granted. It is better to praise once again, noting successes in homework.
5. When allocating money for the household, we must not forget that a woman always needs some amount for personal needs. After all, she tries to look as good as possible for her beloved, and for this she needs a hairstyle, clothes and much more.
6. Having noticed even slight irritation, you need to try to cheer her up, and only after that carefully find out the reason for her bad mood.
7. You should never compare your wife with your mother or the wife of a friend. This can not only cause offense, but cause real pain. Such a comparison will leave a mark on a woman’s soul for a long time.

Following the advice of a psychologist, young husbands should spend as much time as possible with their chosen ones, especially in the first time after the wedding.

This is an opportunity to find a common hobby, to get used to the fact that now there is no need to separate even for a short time. On the one hand, this is exactly what the lovers dreamed of, but on the other hand, they need to get used to the opportunity to be together all the time.

Newlyweds are given the opportunity to enter a new life, starting it with a honeymoon. On vacation or while traveling, they will be able to stay alone, discuss plans for the future, decide who will become the head of the new family and what responsibilities each of its members will have.

Perhaps the spouses will think about children, or maybe, on the contrary, they will first decide to arrange their home and live independently.

Recommendations for both newlyweds

During the celebration, toasts should be made not only for the young and young separately. Cool instructions to the bride and groom should also be of a general nature. So, you can say the following :

1. If your spouse has socks scattered around the room, do not despair - pour the soup around the kitchen.
2. If, after making love, your chosen one turns in the other direction and begins to snore, snore during lovemaking.
3. If your spouse is not happy with your position, start working as a stripper. This profession is to the liking of all representatives of the stronger sex.
4. The husband returned home drunk and does not want to tell where he was - drink, leave the house, but do not tell where you are going.
5. If instead of a dress your loved one bought summer tires, then you can easily go to your friend’s birthday party wearing them.
6. If he makes fun of your logical thinking, don’t make a scandal, but just remind him of how he went out for beer seven times.

Gorgeous wedding

You can say the following words to the host-toastmaster: the bride and groom have already received their gifts from you, and now they want to give you the prepared souvenirs. The principle of the game is this: prepare paper bags in advance, which should be made from sheets of paper (but not necessarily). On each bag, write all the letters that appear in the word “wedding.” This way you will have 7 packages. Place a gift in each of them. Hang them up so that the word wedding appears. The name of the gift must match the letter written on the package. For example, in a bag with the letter “C” you can put a saber or a jump rope. In order for the guests not to get tired of playing, you can come up with tips that could be something like this: this is a decoration for girls if there are earrings or beads in the package, but this is what men had in ancient times (saber), etc. In a bag with the letter “B” you can put a fork or a bucket, of course, a toy one. For the letter “A” prepare an apricot or a toy car. Place a pipe in the bag with the letter “D”, and a brooch with the letter “B”. Unfortunately, the words don’t start on the soft sign, but you need to put something in the bag. There is also a way out of this situation. Place a soft toy or any soft thing there. Copy

What spouses should not do

Many young men and women, having created their own family, misunderstand the meaning of the committed act and underestimate the importance and significance of the step taken.

It seems to them that having become spouses, they have received a huge number of rights, the ability to make decisions independently (without using the guidance and advice of their parents), and complete freedom of action.

Such a family will not be strong. To preserve a marriage for many years, you must, first of all, remember your responsibilities and duties.

It is important to know what not to do so as not to destroy the newly created union:

1. A strong family is based on the complete trust of the spouses. It is impossible to deceive trust, since it is very difficult (almost impossible) to return it. Once deceived, the spouse becomes distrustful and jealous. Constant suspicion of lies poisons life and destroys families.
2. It is impossible to create a wonderful union with someone who prefers having fun with friends and spending time in a noisy company to communicating with his soulmate. If a husband and wife relax each in their own company, meeting afterwards at home and discussing the details of the evening, this relationship is more like a close friendship than sincere true love.
3. There will be no family even where alcohol rules the roost. Drinking with friends or girlfriends leads to family breakdown. A drunk person gradually turns into an angry, nervous, irritable person. His goal is not to create a family and raise children, but to live a free and independent life among friends and girlfriends.

One of the most compelling reasons for family breakdown is betrayal.

No matter what they say, no matter how much the spouses promise their friend to forget the fact of betrayal, in most cases this act is repeated. If a man and woman need a family, children, a cozy home, a faithful and devoted person nearby, they will not cheat. Treason is betrayal and cowardice that does not forgive.

The desire to create and maintain a family should be based on the purest and most sincere feelings. If the decision was made in a fit of passion, then the relationship most likely will not last. This means there is no need to talk about family.

Only true love, respect, recognition can become good advisers to lovers.

Having decided to become faithful spouses, support and protection for each other, spouses take on obligations and do everything possible to fulfill them. For many years they have been taking care of each other, raising and raising children, organizing their lives, not forgetting about rest. What will help preserve feelings? How to remain interesting to each other after many years? Not only an experienced psychologist can answer, but also spouses who have walked hand in hand a long and difficult life path.