Wedding ditties about the bride and groom - the best selection
Ditties at a wedding about the bride and groom - the best selection
Ditties at a wedding about the bride and groom - the best selection:
The groom fell in love with the bride - and now they are married. From now on they will live together - There is no one to blame!
How beautiful both our bride and groom are. I will gather all my strength and drink two liters for them.
Oh beautiful bride, how beautiful you are. Everything is so fine, everything is in place, And a wonderful soul.
The music is playing with all its might, Let it not stop. The groom kisses the bride - it becomes envious!
There is no free space here, There is nowhere for an apple to fall. Beautiful, sweet bride, I just want to steal it!
Our groom is not just a macho man! Subtle mind, stern look. Just a prince, no other way! That's what everyone talks about him!
The wedding party drinks and has fun, And laughs, wow-ha-ha! And let the bride be proud, Looking at the groom!
Let the wedding sing and dance, Bloom like a bouquet... The mother-in-law gently smears her hand and sends greetings to the mother-in-law!
Young, you obediently follow your husband’s orders, Husband, be faithful to your wife. Don’t get on her nerves!
The bride is finally happy, And she can sleep peacefully - Her dream has come true, After all, her wedding has taken place!
Let the groom smile - Although he may have drooped. Even though he lost his freedom, he became a worthy husband!
Let everything be just fine for you, unexpected, pleasant and unusual, wonderful, cool and just cool. Isn't this where happiness lies?
Variants of ditty texts
We present to your attention a mix of ditties performed at a wedding:
We were at a wedding yesterday. We managed to see everything. If, what’s wrong with the ditties, We’ll sing about life.
The wedding party sang and danced, The accordion player tore the bellows. Well, the guests were so crowded that they stole the groom.
We just finished the wedding, let me give orders. I will give birth to you ten, to please your grandmother.
I don’t miss my mother-in-law, I don’t feel sad for my mother-in-law. If anyone wants to steal, I’ll pay more money.
They came to marry me in a Mercedes car. I thought that we would go to the registry office, but it turned out we were only going to the forest.
Don't marry girls, it's not a fun job. It's good if he's decent, but what if he's a prostitute.
If you marry, then to a prince, so that he is handsome and good. We'll look in his pants - You need to know, after all, what you're taking.
This is interesting: Touching and slow dance of the bride with her father at the wedding
After the wedding, our Andryukha fell ill and began to suffer. He has such a mother-in-law, it’s better to die right away.
And the golden ring rolled under the bed. I want to get married like that, but there’s no one to invite.
We used daisies to tell fortunes. It was breathtaking - Milka, you love or you don’t love, Darling, you will give or you won’t give.
I immediately presented my claims to my mother-in-law before the wedding. Only a lion and a crocodile can come to an agreement with her.
Don't brag about the Mercedes, That we sit so softly in it. Don't think, I'm not a fool, just brag about yours.
I was the groom at the wedding, gifts, compliments. A year later, my wife left and gave me alimony.
And my darling is cheating. I keep sharpening the scissors. That's what he does. I'll shorten it for him.
We compose ditties and want to take a look. Invite us to your wedding so you can sing about it too.
The ditties considered in the original were performed to the accordion.
Ditties at a wedding accompanied by an accordion: text
Ditties at a wedding accompanied by an accordion: text
Ditties at a wedding accompanied by an accordion - text:
We of the young family celebrate the birth, and sing ditties to everyone's surprise.
Unreliable girls have filled the country. Nowadays you can only rely on your wife!
The guests were whispering at the table, I overheard the conversation. They say they have never seen a more beautiful couple!
Having passed a dozen piles, Everyone will dance and sing! Well, the son-in-law, easily and simply, will call his mother-in-law mom!
The little son-in-law came to his father-in and asked quietly: “Is it very bad to hide money from your wife?”
Our dear guests, do not skimp on gifts. We will accept any money: Euros, dollars, rubles!
“It’s bitter” - everyone is shouting today, But for me it’s only sweet! I really like this wedding of yours!
We had a blast at the wedding, danced and got drunk! But they completely forgot to give you a gift!
It’s time for the young to go to bed, Well, we have to worry, And torment ourselves with the question: “Will they succeed?”
And now we shout: “Bitter!” And we’ll ask everyone to pour some! We sang a lot of ditties - We need to wet our throats!
We wish the young family to share the house honestly, to whom the garbage and dishes, and to whom to beat their thumbs.
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts! Let there be kids, a house, a car, a dacha, love, fidelity and good luck.
Don't swear, don't get sick, and live to be a hundred years old. Keep and cherish your family's bright light!
I was getting ready for a wedding, I curled my curlers, and my neighbor got scared and screamed: “Lord!”
If the berry is ripe, you need to pick the berry. I'm tired of calling you a bride - I know, it's time to call me a wife!
You can’t cry about every grief, You can’t grieve about every grief. Although being married is bad, it’s also bad to live as a girl.
I congratulate you on your wedding day, I wish you to live to old age. Together you will turn gray, go bald, go to the store, groan. In general, live happily and you love each other!
Ditties for a wedding accompanied by an accordion: TOP-20 songs for the holiday
Wedding songs on the harmonica.
We have selected the most popular folk songs performed at weddings:
- One, two I love you.
- Am I to blame?
- Will I go out to the river?
- Will I go, will I go out.
- My dear.
- The stitch tracks have become overgrown.
- How my mother wanted to give me away.
- Like ours, at the gate.
- How Vanyusha walked and walked.
- They came to match me on a gray mare.
- I planted the kindergarten myself.
- Oh, my box is full, my box is full.
- The month turned crimson.
- Above the fields, and above the clean ones.
- In the spring the Volga will overflow.
- Cossack parable.
- A young Cossack is walking along the Don.
- Oh, frost, frost.
- The reeds rustled, the trees bent.
- The birch tree bowed to the dark forest.
We hope our selection will help you decide on a song for your wedding.
Funny wedding ditties: text
Funny ditties for a wedding: text
Funny ditties for a wedding - text:
Today we will drink our friend away, We must get used to the fact, But, as before, we will stand up for each other like a mountain!
Don’t take salted mushrooms from your mother-in-law in a barrel, So that you don’t sit in the bushes with a smile on your lips.
Don’t rush, girlfriend, to get married, walk down the street. The feather bed is not ready yet - Feathers on the chicken.
We wish you together a sea of happiness and love! Without hesitation, if necessary, call us for help!
We finished our walk, we finished playing, Girls, we finished dancing! We are now left without our best friend!
All the cuties are like cuties, And mine is a fashion model. If he forgets the key at home, he will crawl under the door!
My darling beauty, all my friends are jealous. Well, they don’t see what I see in the morning.
Kolya pulled the lace on my skirt... Our daughter Lyubochka will soon celebrate her one year anniversary.
I'll go for a walk in the field and pick burdock there. Maybe at night in the middle of the field I'll meet the groom.
The wind does not blow steadily: When it blows, when it doesn’t. So my dear Vanya will come once, sometimes not.
My darling doesn’t kiss me, He says: “Lubby!” How I kiss him - the big-eyed owl.
My cheeks are like leaves, My eyes are like currants. Come on, honey, let's take a walk, While we're young.
When are ditties appropriate at a celebration?
Despite the fact that such a genre as ditties can amuse the audience, it is still not appropriate for any celebration. If you are going to a European-style themed wedding, it will certainly be funny if you start performing a ditty to the accordion.
The ideal option is a classic Russian wedding. It consists entirely of the traditions of antiquity. Parents treat their children to a loaf of bread, hand over the family hearth, toasts and fiery dances are heard everywhere. In this version, playing a ditty to any musical instrument is ideal.
If the wedding is outdoors and it is organized according to European canons, then there is no common table, there are only buffet sections, where each guest comes up and treats himself to whatever his heart desires. Nobody says toasts, only warm words are spoken at will.
There are no competitions, and the dancing is rather calm and peaceful. If you become a guest at such a family celebration, then the performance of ditties will be inappropriate, since it simply will not fit into the overall meaning of the entire wedding.
Funny wedding ditties: text
Funny ditties for a wedding: text
Funny ditties for a wedding - text:
I'll put on a white dress, I'll get it dirty, I'll wash it. I am marrying off my friend, my most beloved one.
Mama took down the icon and gave it to me to kiss. I cried and said: “Let the little one go for a walk.”
My son came to me - “I’m getting married!” I sat down and sat. Tomorrow my first-grader daughter will say: “I’m getting married!”
I fell in love with a diver, He is one torment! Invites you on a date, either on the shore or at the bottom.
There was a time - I had fun until the morning! And now I’m having a little fun, my husband shouts: “It’s time to go home!”
Like mother-in-law’s pancakes, all with a golden brown crust. My darling wants a coat with a chic mink.
Oh, trouble, trouble, trouble, There is quinoa in the garden, White bird cherry, Oh, what has love done?
My light, Vanya, has changed, He doesn’t call me into the forest as before, He doesn’t snatch kisses, “Orbit” chews to no avail.
Why, mama, do you scold me, because I love a fine fellow? Remember, dear mother, how you loved your father.
Don’t scold me for my dear, dear mother, I’ll just go for a walk in the summer, my son-in-law will be in the winter.
Girls, don’t get married, Dear darlings, Don’t divide your braids into two halves.
Don't marry girls - only boredom and sadness. Small children will appear - Just groan and rock.
You can’t cry about every grief, You can’t grieve about everything, Although it’s bad to be married, But it’s also bad to live as a girl.
Don’t get married early, dear, It’s not time for me to go out: My parents have just started putting on outfits.
Wait, dear, to get married, Wait to take the thin one, Give the young girl Godochek a walk.
Wait, the tears will fall onto my white chest. Wait, my dear, matchmaker - First, forget the first one.
Oh, my dear, my good one, wait to marry me, My dad is formidable these days - put it off until Saturday.
Mom, get ready for lunch, bring some pies. Come on, mom, let's count all the good grooms.
Everyone got married, Everyone got married, Only my dear little one and I stayed until the fall.
Stop getting angry, my dear, pout your lips. The time has come to get married, It's time to play the wedding.
Come, my dear, to make a match, We will give you a dowry: We will cut some canvas for your jacket, and give you free tea.
Don’t look at this, dear, That I’m lively now. I will be quiet and sedate in our little family.
Is there really a change in the year? They will put on a gold ring, They will say: “You are not a girl”
Don’t scold Lesha, mom, Lesha will soon be a son-in-law, There will be a time like this - You’ll invite Lesha to visit.
Daddy and mummy, give it for Alyoshenka. For nothing, for nothing, far away - I’ll get used to it little by little.
If the berry is ripe, you need to pick the berry. I'm tired of calling you a bride - I know, it's time to call me a wife.
Play more fun The most gloomy one. They sit at home without salt, and I’m thinking about getting married.
My dear parents, I am your rose. I'll go, you look at me for the last time.
Dear girls, I am not your friend. Today I am a girl, tomorrow I am a young woman. She put on a white dress and stood down the aisle. Admire, dear mother, My beauty is at an end.
How I am, how I am, How sad I am. There is a crown on the head, a wedding candle in the hand.
The girl did something stupid - She was in a hurry to get married: She saw a woman’s life - She soon shed tears.
I came home from work to my wife, and lo and behold, there were someone’s boots at the door. Size approximately forty seven. Maybe I should leave completely?
I'm tired of the will in girls, The lot of married people is good, I will help my husband - Buy perfume and dresses. Oh, believe me, my heart is sick, my poor heart hurts: It’s not difficult to love forever, It’s harder without love.
Leshenka told me: “Grow up, my dear!” I grew up, I tried, but Lesha didn’t get it!
You don’t know what you’re losing - you won’t marry me, I’ll cry for one day, but you’ll be lost forever.
But my darling cheated on me, He went to Crimea on a goat, But I didn’t give up, I caught up with him on a cow.
We go out and start singing naughty songs. Close your ears, people, so as not to fly off your chairs!
We wish you all the best! Live for a long time only this way - Without knowing quarrels, disagreements, troubles, In love and happiness for many years. So that you never leave the relationship.
The beauty wouldn't go away. There is still a wish left to raise good children - friendly girls and boys - Well, in a word, a whole kindergarten
We all walked from mountains and steep banks. We wish the newlyweds happiness and two bags of gifts.
Misha loves Olya very much and is ready to do anything for her. She will carry it in her arms and give her diamonds.
Olya Misha promises to give birth to children every year. Misha will help put the children in potties.
Olya, you eat a banana and an orange early in the morning. So that there are no wrinkles on your beautiful face.
Ditties with obscenities, texts of the most obscene ones - for a fun feast
*Ordered the Phallus on the Internet very cheaply. And they sent it by mail - Nothing good!
*Give yourself to an intellectual Right on the block. The penis, girls, is shit, only a very small one.
*I wanted to take a walk, rattle eggs; And on the street again. Windy and slushy.
*I used to give everyone four times. And now my pussy has become wider than my basin.
*I was at the Philharmonic and listened to Beethoven. I just lost time: I didn’t understand!
Read and remember! The texts of the most obscene ditties are suitable for any grand drinking party in Russia.
Obscene ditties
*Once Ivanovich accidentally put it in English tea. At that very moment everything became new: X.y - English, tea - X.Y!
*One night something loudly slammed behind the wall. This inflatable woman burst under the neighbor.
*Walked along the street at night, They hit me with a board. What the fuck are you - You can’t walk down the street!
*The ship is sailing along the Volga, the sky is blue. Girls travel without a ticket - they hope for pi.du.
*I don’t know why Doctors in Japan watched for three hours - they didn’t understand!
* The girl stayed on a diet for a whole year. There is no way the doctor will hit the buttock with the syringe.
* Sprat swims in a tomato, It feels good in a tomato. Only I, motherfucker, haven’t found myself in life!
*I went to the theater the other day, stuffing a vibrator into my pussy. It's amazing how art made me feel!
*Don't go, girls, to get married - Nothing good! When you get up in the morning, your chest is on one side, and your bottom is disheveled.
*If you want to give it to me. Pull my dick, If you want to suck it, fart in my palm.
*Girls, don’t go into the forest - Mosquitoes bite. Even a small mosquito grabs your pussy.
*I didn’t give him a sweetie so he could suffer. And he, the bastard, fought the hell out - And he didn’t even get bored!
*Why are you rubbing on the bed, Like a magpie on a nest? I won’t fuck anyway, I shouldn’t have powdered my pussy.
*It’s deep in the middle, and shallow along the edge. Ninety years old old woman - Turned out to be virgin.
*I fell in love with the pilot, And he took it and flew away, He hung the eggs from the plane - He wanted to bomb me.
Oh, a very vulgar rhyme of Russian folklore, the most obscene ditties are cheerful and funny.
Ditties swearing on the mat
*Poor dad, taking a double-barreled shotgun, rushes around the apartment, Thought his daughter was a Komsomol member, But she’s a blowjob girl.
*One morning, early in the morning, I went out into the garden to relieve myself, I stepped on a rake there, And they didn’t bother me.
*Like our Petruha There are two flies sitting on x.yu. Fly pesters fly - Petrukha gets sick!
*I was walking through the reeds and I saw a naked woman. Hello, how do you do! Let me feel your pussy.
*I sat on a bench, kissed my sweetheart, and on the same bench, my virginity remained!
*Like at the Kiev station Two priests loomed, loomed, loomed, and the ticket office was filled.
*On the mountain the dog barks, Under the mountain the dog grumbles, The wife buried her husband. A dick sticks out of the grave.
*It’s hot outside, it doesn’t smell like rain. I washed myself right in the morning - Maybe my darling will fuck me?!
*I was walking through the forest and saw a miracle: Three Tatars were sitting. The teeth are yellow, rotten, they eat horse shit!
*There is a car on the mountain, But the car has no wheels. The youth took all the rubber to the condoms.
*My dear asks to allow me to suck. Here, please, suck it, just don’t take a bite!
*For several years now, Milka has not given me any food. I kicked it out of spite yesterday. I'm the neighbor's goat.
*As an airplane flew over the Kievsky railway station. All the fuckers pulled up, and I stole the suitcase.
*Winter is approaching, It’s frosty outside. I'm a girl in the forest before it's too late!
Short ditties for a wedding: text
Short ditties for a wedding: text
Short ditties for a wedding - text:
We wish the bride to become an affectionate wife, faithful, understanding, dear. So that she doesn’t forget to feed, she always loves and pleases!
And the groom carried the salary into the house, And purred like a silk cat, So that he would give gifts to his wife, And protect him from all misfortunes.
Don’t swear in times of bad weather, Keep your home from betrayal! And forever the bird of happiness will build its nest in it!
All the cabbage in the garden was eaten by chickens. Why do brides walk past our street?
A wedding is the best reward, Even an evil tongue is silent. And the bride is very happy, and the groom is worried...
Don't be rude to each other, always be polite. Speak tender words even in a quarrel.
Look! Feast on the mountain! This is a wedding under the moon! If you catch a star, you can wish for luck!
We dance briskly at the wedding, We drink wine and vodka, We wave to each other, We sing sonorous songs...
Here the wine flows like a river, The cries of “bitter” are heard by everyone, Everyone is cheerful and laughing, Sadness and sadness are not scary here!
This is a wedding for the whole world! Come to the party! We decided to become related and become friends forever.
For a long time I protected the groom from all sorts of bad things. Well, look, bride, so that my friend doesn’t lose weight!
And the groom is a nice guy! Of the two, he is the most important! Strength, poise and becoming! We must pay tribute!
The hot summer warms the earth, The wedding is going on happily, And let this event bring joy to everyone’s hearts!
Be true to each other, Don't look at others. Both mistakes and good luck Divide into two!
We wish you happiness, health, celebrate a big anniversary together, and so that everyday life is not boring - We wish you the most beautiful children.
We don't have enough space, There's nowhere for an apple to fall! Beautiful, fresh bride, I just want to steal it!
There is no summer without July, And no July without flowers; There is no love without a kiss - All love is in a kiss!
Make way, guys, Give me a minute to sing, I can’t sit still at such a fun wedding!
The daughter-in-law has a good, wonderful husband! And she is beautiful too - Outshines everyone around!
Vivat, newlyweds! May there be tons of happiness, May your income be in the millions, and may you always be in love.
Things are always successful, Problems are always inconspicuous, Successes are indecent, And happiness is enchanting.
Let feelings grow, Health surprises, And joy blossoms, And ancestors don’t interfere!
We wish the newlyweds that your marriage will be successful, that there will be money and that you will always live richly,
We wish you soon, May you give birth to children, Tenderness, love and passion, We wish happiness to the young!
Happy wedding to you, young people, It’s bittersweet for you, your relatives shout, Let everything in the family be smooth, Sweet, joyful and sweet!
So that the wife does not drink, Adores and loves, The husband does not go out with friends, Kisses and helps!
So that quarrels and worries do not cause trouble for you, So that the union makes you happy and inflames you with love!
Ditties about the wedding: text
Ditties about a wedding: text
Ditties about a wedding: text:
Today is the wedding day of the richest people - rubles from hugs, and bucks from friends, kilograms of gold, many tender kisses, a hundred diamonds, cut into a large, wonderfully beautiful, only love,
One that will withstand absolutely any Unforeseen story, and will grow stronger a hundredfold. There is a truth - today everyone is happy about our newlyweds!
Mendelssohn's wondrous march Let it sound so sweet now! And then - pots, minced meat, a vegetable garden, a patch of parsley, curlers, socks, underpants, a bunch of rubbish under the bed, cellulite, blues, mustache and closed pajamas.
Be happy, friends, very tender spouses! You are now one family, take everything into your hands!
Well, what can you wish for the bride and groom? May they always be together in everything. We slept, ate, drank together, took the children to kindergarten.
So that there is not even a reason for the quarrel! Always let the man give in first. Guard your love trustingly and vigilantly. And only at the wedding may you feel “Bitter!”
We will tell the groom straight away: You took a difficult lady as your wife. After all, no matter what she takes on, she always succeeds in everything!
Well, you, beautiful bride, and your husband are cut from the same cloth. After all, he is also one of those same ones - Handsome, smart, not very stubborn.
So may you be lucky in life, may life not be capricious. Let love fill the house and be in it forever!
Tili-tili dough, You were the bride and groom. Tili-tili, tilina You and your wife have become husband.
On this day, the newlyweds are congratulated by all their friends, godparents, relatives, neighbors, I congratulate you too.
Let your path not be darkened by an ominous veil of darkness, May an eternal time of fairy tales await you everywhere.
Let the stork bring babies, Santa Claus brings sweets in winter. Mother-in-law lard, father-in-law wine. Bitterly! Let's have a drink, friends.
Be healthy, live richly, as much as your salary allows you. But know that the salary is always not enough - Shake all your ancestors - they will give you more.
You have twice as many parents, love them more, stay longer. Don't be afraid of pipettes, don't be afraid of diapers. Give birth to boys, give birth to girls.
But parents get bored with children. Give them to the grandmothers, they will raise them. But most of all I wish, however: That there be no marriage from your marriage.
We want the music to sound, so that the two of us don’t get bored. Let there be twins to begin with - We will bring you a stroller.
We can wish you a lot, But we repeat again and again: And this is what we wish most importantly - Advice to you, happiness and love.
Tatar ditties for a wedding
Tatar ditties for a wedding
Tatar ditties for a wedding:
Uy gerlare bigrek matur Eide kunel asbes Eide kunel asbes Egyar isktkyan bulsagez Bergyalyaschep zherlybes
Siparater, siparater Siparater Kazane Siparater Kazanen Tuganem dus eshlarem Baregezda tazame.
Olai mide uegez Bylay mide uegez Bylay mide uegez Kodagilar, kydaschalar Kytly bulsen tuegez
Ah ikegez, ikegez Ikegeznen bitegez Ikegeznen bitegez Ikegezdya par kilepsez Bergya homer itegez
Ikegezdya par kilepsez Kuzlyar genya timyasen Kuzlyar genya timyasen Airylunen, sagyshlare Sezgya yaken kilmyasen
Chachtem byday, birsen hyday Ber bydayga, men byday Ber bydayga, men byday Tahir, Zehrya myahyabyaten Sezgya dya birsen hyday
Ak kyshlar kilgyan bezgya Kityarlyar mikyan kezgya, Kityarlyar mikyan kezgya, Ak kyshlarnen myahyabyaten Bez telyar idek sezgya
Aryyaktan biryau kilya Arbaschanalar belyan Arbaschanalar belyan Utsen seznen yash gemregez Balashchagalar belen
Bakshamdage almalarne Baryam beryam elyashchyam Baryam beryam elyashchyam Barda sezgya telek teli Mindya telek teleschem
Sin usterden kese-ne Min usterdem ulemne Min usterdem ulemne Bergya box, tartu box Bir kydagi ule-ne
Eidya duslar uteryk Estyal, esten tuteryk Estyal, esten tuteryk Oshap, ochep bernie tyugel Ber zherlashep uteryk
Sandugach balasen birmi Tartep suzep almasa Tartep suzep almasa Baselmy yangan eryaklyar Kochkorep zherlamasan
Alma bakhschasen tsabegez Utken bulsen shalgegez Utken bulsen shalgegez Iskya mother-in-law eryakne ezyar Bergya bulgan chagebez
Segat sukte sigezne Sikrep schektem dingezne Sikrep schektem dingezne Sez onytmasagez bezne Without onytmabyz sezne
Sez onytmasagez bezne Without onytmabyz sezne
Wedding ditty songs - funny
Wedding ditty songs - funny
Wedding ditty songs - funny:
Today I am a guest at the wedding, Today my friends are getting married. I am not a fan of “red phrases.” My order will be specific.
Groom, take care of the bride. Buy boots for the winter, a bright sundress for the summer... Well, in general, you know the list yourself.
Don't talk back to your wife - Everything will only get doubly worse. Her objections are a piece of cake. The wife is always right.
You need to promise less, otherwise you will have to deliver. Don't forget about compliments AND about “special” moments.
Now I'll tell you, bride. You don't feel cramped together with your loved one. Swear to always endure him, Even though it will be difficult sometimes.
Prepare a delicious dinner with love, I will come to you to eat! Kidding! Of course, for my husband. He is well-fed and more obedient.
And be patient, mother, collect socks around the house, and if he drinks more than the norm, do not send them to the addresses.
This will be my advice, although there is no advice in love. And if you quarrel, make peace. Only after making peace, go to bed.
And let the years fly forward. Got married? So, forever. There were a lot of words! Which one is missing? Bitterly!
That's it, guys, you got it, After all, you became wife and husband. And for the husband: no parties, rare but fun drinking sessions,
Start saving up your stash, Forget the cool car. What have you wanted for many years? That’s it, I’m sorry, there’s no money for it.
For the wife: borscht and meat, in the summer - supplies for the winter. And all year - socks, socks... So as not to die of boredom.
What's happened? Aren't you afraid? And will you unite even stronger? This means you have found each other, the best husband and wife.
The family home will be bright, There will be excellent harmony between you, Your main success will be Loud, ringing children's laughter.
Listen for two minutes , A wedding is no joke, Accept congratulations, And then wait for the gifts.
It is clear to all guests, of course, that they have not gathered here in vain, Everyone wants to see how they will drink and sing here,
How they will kiss here and smile at each other - both acquaintances and relatives. And, of course, young people.
I give you potatoes - Wait for Antoshka in a year. I will kiss the couple on the cheeks, so that more daughters will be born.
So that the groom is a great guy - Here's a big cucumber for you, And so that it's hot in bed, From me - a slow cooker.
Happiness and love beyond measure, And hope and faith to you. Live together for a whole century and cherish each other.
Cool wedding congratulations in the form of ditties
In most cases, the texts of ditties are composed on the fly. This way they turn out much more funny and cool.
This is a genre that has taken root in villages. Almost no wedding is complete without it. Of course, the best performers are grandmothers.
They have a wealth of experience in composing such creativity. Young people are much worse able to compose a simple poetic form. However, if you practice in advance, you can get a very interesting option.
It is worth understanding that the texts of wedding ditties are mostly comic. Often they even make jokes about future relatives. It is noteworthy that they are pronounced not only when addressing the newlyweds, but also to each other.
For example, the mother of the bride or groom can sing a ditty, informing all the guests about her new status and scolding the daughter-in-law for stealing her son from home. All this certainly sounds frivolous. Therefore, there must be cheerful and lively music playing in the background, which makes us understand that the ditties are humorous.
Happy wedding day ditties - congratulations from guests
Happy wedding day ditties - congratulations from guests
Ditty happy wedding day - congratulations from guests:
a couple of pieces of advice to the groom , so that my loved one can live with his fiancée for up to a hundred years without Viagra!
So that life is as if from a salon, So that you can see millions in your wallet, Let your husband fly home as if on a holiday! Let him please you with gifts, you prankster,
You need to protect your husband from any kind of theft. Put him on the stove so they don't steal him!
We, young wife, want to wish you: You and your spouse demand tribute to Affection, money - all for yourself!
Well, husband, be strict, don’t raise your voice. And drown out your wife’s reproaches with a kiss!
We all came from mountains, All steep banks. We wish the young people happiness and two bags of goodies
(Bride's name), early in the morning, Eat a banana and an orange, So that there are no wrinkles on your beautiful face
Here is a sheepskin coat from Canada From Algeria - fish oil. We wish you, wife, to travel all over the world.
Practice your eloquence
Resolve any scandal, So that life is like a Brazilian TV series!
We wish you prosperity, money, happiness and goodness. So that there are fruits, whiskey and caviar on the table.
Young, you obediently follow your husband’s orders, Husband, always be faithful to your wife and don’t get on her nerves!
So that only euros, dollars, pounds are handed to you every time! So that you have an account with six zeros in every bank!
I don’t know what to wish for, I’m still afraid of not pleasing, I want to give you five sons and daughters!
We will offer bread and salt to our wedding couple. Open your mouth wide! Have a successful life!
We’ll congratulate you on your wedding, we’ll pour you a glass, we’ll cheerfully insert a couple of toasts, and we’ll sing ditties!
We give you this bow. And a carrot, even 2, so that they call us to their place. And also a head of cabbage, so that you don’t feel sad,
Here's 2 more dryings for you, So that you love each other, And so that fate is kind - Here's red beets for you, And, perhaps, some bread - So that you may live for many years!
I made it to the finale And fell face first into the dessert, But I drank so much before the cake, That it’s not sweet to me, but... bitter!
That's it: goodbye freedom! Ringed now, The total income is now, The ceiling and the table and the door.
I wish you, spouses: Always be happy, So that you miss each other, Well, but never together.
So that love would prevail, Life would be pure syrup, Everything would be decided without a scandal, Without a “rolling pin to the forehead” technique!
Poems-ditties
Ditties for newlyweds
A lot of funny and mischievous ditties have been written for the bride and groom, which very aptly notice everyday and everyday difficulties, disagreements in family life, which invariably arise on the path of every married couple. They do not contain a strict decree, but are carried out in the form of comic advice and give the holiday a good mood.
It’s worth thinking carefully about what you heard, because every single ditty sung by a young couple reflects what the relationship will be like between the newlyweds in their future together.
Mostly, such ditties are performed after the official congratulations of the newlyweds. When the restless Russian soul is eager to congratulate the young couple in the form of a toast. Here is an example of ditties for congratulating the newlyweds.
How beautiful both our bride and groom are. I will gather all my strength and drink two liters for them.
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May every day with your spouse be the happiest of days! May you fall in love with each other more and more every hour!
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Our groom is not just a macho man! Subtle mind, stern look. Just a prince, no other way! That's what everyone talks about him!
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The swan bride has a golden character! But now she won’t have any freedom!
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I would like to give a couple of pieces of advice to the groom, so that my loved one can live with his fiancée for up to a hundred years without Viagra!
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You need to protect your husband from any kind of theft. Put him on the stove so they don't steal him!
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Here is a sheepskin coat from Canada From Algeria - fish oil. We wish you, wife, to travel all over the world.
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We wish you prosperity, money, happiness and goodness. So that there are fruits, whiskey and caviar on the table.
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So that only euros, dollars, pounds are handed to you every time! So that you have an account with six zeros in every bank!
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I don’t know what to wish for, I’m still afraid of not pleasing, I wish to give you five sons and daughters!
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We bought you the Kama Sutra Book as a gift! Study science Night, day and morning!
Ditties on behalf of the bride
Previously, they were composed by bridesmaids on the eve of the wedding at a bachelorette party. They were basically a kind of request for the groom and his relatives to have a good attitude towards their future wife. Such ditties were performed by the bride herself or together with relatives on her side.
For example:
Oh, my mother-in-law, be kind to me. I'll call you Mom. Just don't touch us.
Accordingly, ditties were also composed for the groom by friends at the bachelor party. They had to be performed by the groom alone or with assistants.
For example:
I am the bride's mother, Oh, I will be a good son-in-law - I will give her gifts, bake pies and knit.
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My daughter-in-law is the most beautiful, and my mother-in-law is no different, stately and sweet.
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Oh, mother-in-law, our joy. My gift from fate! Oh, don’t eat, mom, Poisonous mushrooms!
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I think we’ll get along with my father-in-law. We’ll find a common language with him. Let's start talking about hunting, about fishing.
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The little son-in-law came to his father-in-law and asked quietly: “Is it very bad to hide money from your wife?”
Ditties for a wedding anniversary
Celebrating any wedding anniversary, from the anniversary to the golden wedding, is considered a wonderful tradition that binds the family together into a single whole with even greater strength. It serves as a wonderful occasion for celebration with your closest and dearest people. For every anniversary you can find your own witty ditties, emphasizing what the family had to go through during their married life, which will certainly decorate the celebration, making it a fun, noisy and funny wedding.
For example:
The guests drink and have fun, There will be a celebration until the morning, The husband and wife remember how they got married on the sly.
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There is no love without a kiss, All love is in a kiss, We remember how you kissed, right up to the first rooster.
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The guests were whispering at the table, I overheard the conversation. They say they have never seen a more beautiful couple!
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I'll tell you guys, How bad it is without a wife: When you get up in the morning, your heart is beating Slowly against your pants.
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Let the soul strive for a dream, Remain young! May your honeymoon last until your golden wedding!
Wedding ditties about mother-in-law are the funniest
Wedding ditties about mother-in-law are the funniest
Wedding ditties about mother-in-law are the most fun:
Mother-in-law is still young! Everything in life will be arranged cleverly! And smart and good! Cheerful soul!
Today I became a mother-in-law - I gave my daughter away in marriage. And she gave her beloved ladle as a dowry.
Mother-in-law, hug your son-in-law - It will be a top class photo! Prove to everyone in the world: Jokes are not about you!
He stuck his hand into the river, which he grabbed and now drags. It turned out that he was groping his mother-in-law. Yes, it looks like Greka is in trouble.
Bobby bit his mother-in-law... What a vicious fellow, I haven’t forgotten. That she didn’t give him meat. And she ate in the kitchenette...
The mother-in-law suddenly said to her son-in-law, “She felt cramped in the house.” He gave her a booklet, “Weight loss - one hundred diets.”
We didn't have time to pour. Toastmaster is a bit of a jerk, I definitely remember drinking for my wife, but I missed it for my mother-in-law.
My mother-in-law is just a miracle, My mother-in-law is just a treasure. The further I go from her, the more happy I am with life.
Mother-in-law and beloved son-in-law love to drink vodka together. A little something for the soul, Throw it on well.
Here you go, here you go, The mother-in-law sent her son-in-law to... Digging a garden at the dacha, Did you think otherwise?
And at my mother-in-law’s dacha, I’ve been eating donkeys for three days already, But I called by the fire, To eat shish kebab with vodka.
My mother-in-law invited me to visit and promised me healthy sleep. Never mind, healthy sleep, I even mow the lawn in my dreams.
We are at the mother-in-law's dacha, We'll get around, no less. We sow and plow until sunset. We only eat porridge, like chickens
I’ll throw everything in the nuts and bolts, I’ll stand in pose number five. My mother-in-law won’t supply a liter, I’ll lie in a hammock.
We sang songs at the dacha, ate kebabs in three gulps, dug up my mother-in-law’s garden, so as not to see her for a year.
Wedding ditties about my son-in-law. I have an excellent son-in-law - he can do everything, he knows everything! It really helps both on the farm and at home!
I recently became a mother-in-law - I gave my daughters away in marriage. I found brave, hard-working guys to help me!
Son-in-law, you have a mother-in-law, She has a lot of things to do... The mother-in-law will invite you to visit - She expects help from you!
Son-in-law, you have a mother-in-law, Together with her there is a lot of things to do... Where to score and support - She will look at you!
My daughter has grown up - a beautiful girl! I chose a good guy for my husband!
My son-in-law came into my life and took my daughter away from home! Well, what should I do?! I will love both!
I only gave birth to daughters, but I couldn’t have sons. My daughters got married - I found sons!
Someone says that a son-in-law - He only knows how to take. My son-in-law takes, but repays a hundredfold!
They say that a son-in-law is just a take! I don't agree with them. My brother-in-law and I have a great relationship!
Our son-in-law is a help in our affairs, a brave, strong guy. We look at our beloved son-in-law with tenderness!
Wedding ditties about mother-in-law
Ditties for a wedding about mother-in-law
Ditties for a wedding about mother-in-law:
That's how groovy the lady is, That's my dear mother-in-law! And he will dance, and sing, and bake us pancakes!
I am a groovy mother-in-law, now I will “wind up” you all! I will caress you all with affection, and then I will come again...
Eh, my mother-in-law is good, she has a good soul! He will bring us all together, and there will be a party!
Our dear mother-in-law does everything in the house skillfully. And washes the bride’s socks without sadness!
That golden mother-in-law who brings love to the family. And he respects his daughter-in-law and indulges her whims!
My dear mother-in-law Showed “love” again. She baked me rolls on Purgen and in the oven!
My dear mother-in-law told me that she was a cheat... And then she took an oar - Sharpened her craft!
Oh, girls, I can’t sleep: I keep dreaming about my mother-in-law at night! Standing there with a shovel, my mother-in-law “growls” at me!
My mother-in-law, you gave me my son! Well, with my love I will build a single house with him!
Wedding ditties about the daughter-in-law
Ditties for a wedding about a daughter-in-law
Ditties for a wedding about a daughter-in-law:
Never, daughter-in-law, hiss, and certainly never get sick. Let us work, cook cabbage soup, and make dumplings for us.
We congratulate our dear daughter-in- law from the bottom of our hearts! And of course we wish 2 apartments, 5 cars!
So that she doesn’t offend her husband, hit him in the face with a frying pan, even if he comes home pissed off.
So that everyone values their beloved daughter-in-law like a treasure! We'll finish the congratulations - In general, it's time to eat salad!
My dear daughter-in-law, I love you! You have everything - kindness and affection, You decorated our house with a fairy tale.
With all my heart I wish you health, peace, don’t bother, let love burn in your heart, cherish family happiness!
My daughter-in-law is the best, I can’t stop looking at you, you are always dressed brilliantly, at work and at home!
Be always sweet, beautiful, and loved, and bright, so that everyone else will be amazed, you bloom like a rose!
My dear daughter-in-law, I wish you a lot of joy, so that you never lose heart, and don’t worry at all,
So that you are always lucky, To be happy, to spite everyone, You smile more often, Stay the same!
My son gave me a daughter - a golden daughter-in-law. How I want to see in her my dear daughter.
Bloom for the joy of the whole family. Let my son spoil you. Let's have grandchildren soon. May the years bring you joy!
How to choose the right funny wedding ditties
It is difficult to remain indifferent to such folk art as ditties.
They are loved by both adults and children. Chatushki is one of the genres of folklore that has existed since the times of Ancient Rus'. People very often had fun and came up with funny quatrains. By superimposing a simple motif on them, the result was a ditty. What is surprising is that this genre lives on to this day, delighting all people. It is especially loved by adults and villagers, since this method of congratulations at a wedding is closest to them.
Wedding ditties for the bride
Wedding ditties for the bride
Wedding ditties for the bride:
My grandmother taught me how to respect my husband... She fed me, gave me something to drink - And then - drag me to bed!
My grandmother taught me - Don’t give hope to everyone! How will I get married now - I have no experience at all!
My grandmother taught me that for happiness there is a soul... If you love a boy - Life is good with him!
My grandmother taught me that I need to be proud - so that before the wedding I don’t even think about talking about sex!
I was preparing for the wedding, I suffered a lot. There were forty kilograms, Fifty left!
I admire, I still admire, The lily flower. My dear transferred me to his last name!
I won’t stop loving you, You don’t have to be afraid. I don't want to be a girl at forty years old.
My dear fiancé proposed to me, I decided and accepted it on the first reading.
Tell me, tell me, as much as you want about love! I want the planned life secured!
If you love me, you will forget everything in the world! Forever with you together We will be at night, we will be during the day!
My mother told me that love is a great power. Like, she will find you when the time comes!
I don’t need a brick house - It would be nice and cute. If we were dear to our liking, we’d live in a hut.
You and I got married. Look, don't miss it! So as not to be stolen at night, put me under you!
I'm tired of the will in girls, I love the lot of married people, I will help my husband - Buy perfume and dresses.
You can’t cry about every grief, You can’t grieve about everything, Although it’s bad to be married, But it’s also bad to live as a girl.
Is this really a change? The gold ring is on, I'm no longer a girl.
Oh, you are my ring, gold standard. I will love my darling until the very grave.
Look at me, I’m married now, And my rival is of no use to anyone!
Look at us: What a couple they have created. A lovely couple, congratulations dear!
Soon I will become the mistress of my dear one's house. They will sit down for dinner on my orders.
My grandmother taught me how to cook cabbage soup more deliciously... And my little one wants sex - Who can teach?
The corridor is illuminated by a small lamp. I have a good groom, not a groom, but a sweetie!
If the berry is ripe, you need to pick the berry. I'm tired of calling you a bride - I know, it's time to call me a wife.
Ditties for accordion
Since ancient times, accordion players have been the most envied and revered people at any celebration. They played at weddings and funerals. Absolutely everyone wanted to see an accordion player among their guests.
At that time there were no music centers where you could easily turn on music. Therefore, all hope was on the performer, who began to play and everyone started dancing.
Now this tradition has faded into the background. Both presenters and sound engineers appeared. But still, those who want to touch on old traditions and please absolutely all family members would do well to turn to an accordion player. It will help make your celebration more colorful.
Previously, ditties were a genre that was invented on the fly. Therefore, the performers were loved and revered. Now they have given freedom in this regard and more and more people are trying to prepare in advance.
There is nothing wrong with this, especially if you have never encountered this genre before. There are several possible options that will suit any celebration.
Hurry up and go dance.
Kiss our bride
There is no one more beautiful in the world.
And the groom, the groom, why did he become quiet?
Come on, don’t be shy and dance quickly.
Wedding ditties for the groom
Wedding ditties for the groom
Wedding ditties for the groom:
I love my bride so much that sometimes my eyes are dark! And one day, jokes aside, even my tailbone cramped!
There is nothing better, my dear, I will tell you without deception - Everything is fine with my beloved: Breasts, face and even mother!
The father-in-law cherishes his daughter like a tiger, But he found an approach to him - After the third, he becomes kinder, Like a kind, sweet cat!
This rule is known - No matter what the mother-in-law is, she is a snake... But the mother-in-law became a happy exception for me!
Chips, beer and ram I'm letting go forever. Hello borscht with sour cream and homemade food!
And the bride’s friends are like heavenly angels! I trust them blindly And at any time of the day I let go of my dear!
But my friends are not very... They can knock you off your feet. Perhaps after the wedding I will call them less...
General information
Why are ditties sung at a wedding?
A chastushka is not a large quatrain that contains a lot of meaning and deep content. It sets a joyful and cheerful mood for the holiday and will please every invited guest. As practice shows, it is the singing of ditties that most of all causes laughter and smiles on the faces of all wedding participants. When watching a recording of such a holiday, it is the moment of singing ditties that will be bright and memorable in the entire wedding scenario.
Why are ditties popular?
According to the opinions of some researchers of Russian folk art, the first ditty was performed by traveling artists at the end of the 17th century. They were performed mainly using Russian accordion and balalaika. Nowadays, the performance of ditties accompanied by folk instruments is also considered a special flavor, although it is not an exception to hear the performance of a folk quatrain to a musical phonogram.
The peculiarity of singing ditties comes down to the fact that it is rhythmic and very moving singing, to which the legs begin to dance. And the most important thing is that these verses can be performed collectively by all the guests in a circle. This gives each invited guest the opportunity to congratulate the newlyweds in an original way and leave them in their memory for many years to come.
Wedding ditties from witnesses
Ditties for a wedding from witnesses
Ditties for a wedding from witnesses:
I'm sure Sasha will carry Olya in her arms! Don't forget to invite us to the Golden wedding!
The accordion plays well, let it not stop. Sasha will kiss Olya - It makes you envious!
It's time for the young to go to bed, Well, we have to worry and be tormented by the question: Will everything work out for them?
two flowers on the window, day and night. The young people can't stop looking at each other!
Be true to each other, Don't look at others. Both mistakes and good luck Divide into two!
My wife has such a good, wonderful husband! And the wife is beautiful too, Outshines everyone around!
The young husband now has a young girl! Her face is beautiful, she floats like a swan!
We will offer bread and salt to our wedding couple. Open your mouth wide! Have a successful life!
You, wife, be faithful to your husband, become a support in everything, and there is no need to scold him, even if he drank.
Husband, don’t be angry unnecessarily with your beautiful wife
May your life be successful, bright, May every day be a gift, May God protect you forever, May you have more happy roads!
Love and live peacefully, know how to support each other, and make every day beautiful - cherish and cherish love!
Live in abundance, know no sorrow, love each other, give birth to children!
Ditties with obscenities, the funniest, coolest, modern
Texts of funny obscene ditties. The funniest quatrains to the point of tears, accompanied by an accordion with obscenities, short and modern.
The 600th Mercedes is rushing across me My asphalt roller is more reliable, brother.
studied the Kama Sutra in the morning
The girls invited me to dance at the club, but I didn’t go with them. My jacket is torn, and my dick is small.
My darling stopped loving me and left me, poor. And as a souvenir he gave the pale Spirochete.
One evening I came home from work. The husband is lying in the corner, apparently waiting for someone.
I won’t brag, girls: I’ll plant you, I’ll plant you. Even though I can’t reach your heart, I’ll lead you through your lungs.
On the left is a hammer, on the right is a sickle - This is our Soviet coat of arms. If you want to reap, but if you want a dick, you will still get a dick.
Like next week We caught a sparrow. We ate meat for three weeks, and there was nothing left.
This summer, this summer I didn’t wear a bulletproof vest. As a result, this summer they shot this and that!
Banana has a sweet taste, like melon or watermelon. And in shape it looks like... I won’t say, it’s a louse.
Don’t hang noodles on my ears by nightfall, dear, I know how you and Stesha practiced wushu!
Oops, oops, the pussy and the ass have grown together. This cannot be, there must be a gap.
We won’t drink vodka, We’ll save money, But we’ll save up five rubles, We’ll drink vodka again.
Water flows down the river, oozing from the well. Despite the bad life, I want to fuck.
The guy persuaded the girl, broke the girl's virginity. This operation involves defloration.
How they amused a man at the Kievsky station: They tied his dick to the railing and hung his cunts.
A piece of silver metal was flying over the village . There's a lot of Unidentified crap these days.
I was walking along Donskaya Street, and they fucked me with a board. Oh, you motherfucker, You can’t walk through the city!
I’ll wear a new dress with blue polka dots. Fuck off, everything bad, Fuck off the good.
According to the instructions of the board , I prepared food, but, unfortunately, Milky’s round food got in the way.
A person came to the store to buy himself an egg. And already for two eggs the person has no finances.
Like ours, near the river, maniacs appeared - Evil, immoral, highly sexual!
I wake up at six o'clock, very embarrassed - I ate an elastic band from my panties at dinner yesterday!
My sweetheart and I went to the dacha and dug a garden there. We have worked so hard that the belly is now growing.
My darling told me about all the UFO phenomena. And he not only told, but showed his object.
There are two flowers on the window: blue and scarlet. I won’t give it to my dear one, I’ll take it myself - he’s not small!
I had problems, Yes, on critical days. The main problem is how they suddenly disappeared.
A train is coming from Tambov, the smoke is pouring out thick and thick. Don't marry me mom, I'm fucking single!
Like at our well, two cooks fought. One cook hit the cook in the head with his dick.
My dear, I advise you: Don’t give it to anyone, cover it up with newspaper.
Marry the girls, Ivan Kuzin! Ivan Kuzin has big corn.
I fell in love with the lieutenant, and then the colonel. The skirt has become too narrow, I can’t find the culprit!
Obscene ditties funny to tears
