While in the West vulgar wedding competitions are rarely held, in our country such entertainment is popular. Our nation is more cheerful and relaxed, and the reason for the holiday is very “adult”. In addition, for some, a wedding is an occasion for new acquaintances and, perhaps, even new relationships. This is why erotic wedding competitions continue to be popular. The portal Svadbaholik.ru will tell you about them.
Vulgar competitions at a wedding: setting boundaries
Vulgar games at a wedding are not approved by everyone due to their moral principles and attitudes.
To avoid awkward situations, it is recommended to discuss the ethical framework of the entertainment part of the holiday with the toastmaster in advance.
When planning a wedding scenario, the toastmaster takes into account not only the age category of the guests. If there are people among the newlyweds’ relatives who may be offended, it is better to warn the host about this in advance. Otherwise, vulgar games at a wedding can ruin the mood of the parents or the devout godmother.
Couple wedding erotic competitions
You can’t do without paired erotic competitions at an entertainment event for adults. Many guests come to the celebration with their partner or spouse.
Cool games:
- "Racers". To conduct this wedding competition, you will need 2 pairs of fiberboard sheets (length - 70 cm, width - 30 cm). They will be used as skis. The riders are paired up and form two teams. The girl gets on the skis first, and the guy behind her. Having reached the finish line, they pick up the fiberboard sheets and run back to their team, passing the equipment to the next pair.
- "Sexy penguins." Each team is given an inflated balloon. The pair's task is to reach the finish line while holding the ball with their hips and without touching it with their hands. Having completed the task, the participants run back to pass the baton to the next pair.
- "Bottle." Couples sit on chairs facing each other. The girl holds a plastic bottle between her knees. Her task is to pass the vessel to a friend without using her hands.
- “Pull and hold!” This is a competition between two couples. Participants are given a “rope” - a rope 1.5-2 meters long. The partners in each pair clamp its end at chest level, pressing against each other. The task is to pull the rope from your opponents. Your hands should be behind your back. If the participants have coped with this test, you can offer a more difficult option, where you need to hold the rope with your stomachs or thighs.
- "Apple" Couples compete. Each team is given a small apple. The partners’ task is to eat the fruit as quickly as possible without touching it with their hands (one takes the apple into his mouth, and the other takes a bite).
- "Dirty Dancing" This is a dance marathon. A selection of musical works of different genres is prepared for it. A mandatory dance attribute is a balloon. It is issued to each participating couple. While dancing, partners must hold the ball with their chests, knees, backs, butts, and heads. If during the process one of the pairs loses the ball, she is eliminated.
Vulgar competitions at a wedding help to relax. Symbolic prizes for winning wedding games will encourage young people to actively participate in the entertainment program.
Battle of fashion designers
For the wedding, all the guests gather especially carefully: they buy new outfits, jewelry, and do beautiful hairstyles. Therefore, the topic of clothing and appearance in general at this holiday is especially relevant.
"The Longest Tie"
A competition for couples in which the girl must tie a tie made of toilet paper around the guy's neck. It can be either a butterfly, a bow, or a regular tie. But the difficulty of the task is that the girl must use the entire roll of toilet paper. How she will handle it, how many times she will wrap it around her partner’s neck or how many meters she will stretch it across the hall - all this depends on her imagination. And the author of the most stylish tie, in the opinion of the audience, will receive from her partner a number of kisses equal to the number of times she wrapped the tie around his neck.
"Beauty Club"
Also a pair competition, but this time the male half of the team acts as the designer. The girl holds a ball of ribbon in her hands, and the guy takes the end of it with his teeth and must, without using his hands, wrap his partner with this ribbon to create some element of clothing. It doesn’t matter what it will be - a skirt, top, dress or bra. The main thing is that the “designer” invests in the allotted time, and his “model” looks stylish. Upon completion of creating the image, you can arrange a comic fashion show, during which the audience will determine the winners with applause.
"Dress someone else"
Another competition in which participants are divided into teams of two. But, unlike previous games, they do not have to come up with an outfit for their partner, but simply put any item of clothing on him. The difficulty of the task is that the person who performs this “mission” will do it blindfolded. Such a competition will not only amuse the participants themselves, but will also greatly lift the spirits of the guests watching this action.
"Wallpaper Dress"
And this is a team competition. It involves groups of 5 people. Each team is given a roll of any wallpaper, scissors and rope. In the allotted time, they must build a dress using these materials and put it on one of the team members (this does not have to be a girl; a wallpaper dress on a man will cause a lot of laughter among the audience and will greatly entertain the participants of the competition).
"Road of Happiness"
Also a team competition, but this time - for stripping. Each participant must take off any item of clothing (you can even use accessories - belts, laces, jewelry), and all these things must be laid out in one line. The team that built the longer “road” emerges from the competition as the winner.
Single vulgar contests
When several toasts have been said, single wedding erotic competitions would be appropriate. They will help create a mischievous mood and warm up the guests.
The most interesting games:
- “Kiss me!” Those who want to take part in a fun game form a circle. One of the participants stands in the center and is blindfolded. They turn on the music to which the group dances. When the melody turns off, the main player kisses one of the participants, and then tries to guess who he kissed. If you fail to correctly name a friend the first time, he takes off one thing. In the next round he remains the driver. Otherwise, the role of the leader passes to another person.
- "Female striptease." The presenter invites all interested girls to participate in the competition. He invites each of them to name any number. After this, the toastmaster tells them what the idea of the game is: this is the number of things they should take off when they dance to the music. The lights are turned off, the music is turned on, and the girls perform a striptease.
- "Master class for the bride." To conduct the master class you will need lollipops. Girls are participating. Their task is to teach the bride how to handle her manhood in a sexy and feminine way, using lollipops as a “template”. The winner of the porn task is determined by audience voting.
You need to make sure that vulgar competitions at the wedding are filmed. It will be fun to review the completion of such tasks with friends later.
Funny meeting of the newlyweds according to the wedding scenario
If you hold a small celebration without a script at all, of course, the guests and the newlyweds will not be bored, because loved ones always have something to talk about. However, such a holiday will be no different from an ordinary feast. A scenario for a funny wedding at home or in a small cafe will help turn a quiet feast into a real fun wedding.
A small celebration does not necessarily mean observing all the traditions. Our funny and modern wedding scenario does not include a ransom, but the newlyweds and guests meet immediately at the registry office. After the painting, everyone goes to the banquet venue, where they are met by the parents of the bride and groom with a loaf of bread. They give an opening speech that fits perfectly into a comic wedding scenario:
Wow, the most beautiful bride and groom are approaching us! Let's clap for them together! Hello, dear (names of the newlyweds)! From this moment your holiday begins. We cordially congratulate you on the birth of a new family (surname of the newlyweds)!
Let the happy family path lead straight to joy. We ask you, newlyweds, to take a step forward together. And it’s time for us to congratulate you, We say to you: hurray!
Well, our dears, come closer, Look at the ruddy loaf we baked. You know what to do!
After the bride and groom break off and eat the loaf, the parents continue:
Well, whoever broke off a larger piece... loves to eat more, but what did you think? Who will be the head of the family, you yourself will somehow figure it out. In the meantime, here are some glasses for you. Make a wish!
You drain the glasses, and then you throw them over your left shoulder, so that you love them hotly!
After the newlyweds break their glasses, the parents invite everyone to the banquet hall. When everyone is seated, the witnesses take the floor.
Don’t be shy, dear young people and guests, get ready for fun, tasty treats, and also prepare your toast! Gentlemen, court the ladies and make sure their glasses are full. Ladies, help the gentlemen, don't let their plates go empty.
Our dears, how nice it is to see such a perfect couple! They say that the best thing in life is knowing that you are truly loved. You, bride and groom, have such happiness! We'll drink to that. For our young people and their newly-made family! Let's shout "Congratulations" 3 times!
Don't forget that our wedding scenario is funny - with competitions. Therefore, it’s time for an entertainment program and fun mini-competitions.
Ideas for vulgar lotteries
When the guests are tired of dancing and games, the host can involve a close friend of the newlyweds in holding an erotic lottery. The witness gathers the bride's team, and the witness gathers the groom's team. Cards with questions and answers have been prepared for the lottery. One team asks a question, and the second answers.
Another option for a funny erotic lottery for a wedding could be a game where participants need to guess what object is being discussed. To do this, you need to prepare cards with erotic descriptions of simple things.
A vulgar lottery can be organized at a wedding according to the principle of the Crocodile game. Guests are divided into 2 teams. One group comes up with a phrase related to intimate life and chooses a player from the opposing team. This phrase is whispered into his ear. His task is to explain the hidden phrase to his partners without words.
If you are planning a wedding anniversary celebration, then vulgar lotteries at this celebration will come in handy. In this case, one team can be led by the husband, and the second by the wife.
"Paper Dress" competition
Couples are called. After an introductory conversation about fashion and fashion designers, each “tailor” is given a roll of toilet paper, from which he needs to make a dress for his “model.” (The dress must be made only of paper. Tears and knots are allowed, but paper clips, pins and other foreign objects are prohibited). For some time (10-15-30 minutes) the couples are removed, after which the “model” returns in a new “outfit”. Having assessed the appearance of the dress, the jury invites the couples to dance. How slowly and gracefully such a fragile work of a “tailor” falls apart! This is a must see, which is what I wish for everyone! :).
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Vulgar competitions at the table
It is a mistake to believe that someone will only watch vulgar competitions at a wedding, avoiding going on stage to participate in them. There are many fun erotic games that wedding guests play right at the table.
The most striking competitions:
- Pants with secrets. For this game you need to cut out various headlines from newspapers and magazines, advertising slogans. The main requirement is that the text should be concise and short. The clippings are folded into an envelope that is shaped like pants. Guests take turns taking one piece of paper out of the envelope and saying the phrase: “And in my pants...”, ending it with what is written on the piece of paper.
- "Writers". Even the shyest guests will feel comfortable in this game. To carry it out, sheets of paper folded like an accordion are used. Each participant is given such a blank and a pen. First, everyone writes on the first fold of the sheet the answer to the question “Who?” After that, everyone passes their accordion to the neighbor on the left. On the second spread - “With whom?” and again pass the leaves around in a circle. The presenter comes up with immodest questions that stimulate the “writers’” imagination.
The result is funny stories that guests take turns reading aloud.
We sit, but we don’t get bored
Every wedding should have table competitions.
Groom's Operating Instructions
The guests who are sitting at the table take turns asking the bride how she will exploit her husband:
- What does it take for a husband to serve for a long time?
- What products should he consume for this?
- What maintenance and repairs are required? How often?
For this game at the table, it is important for the girl to think through her answers in advance so that they are original and funny.
"Slipper"
When all the guests have drunk and had fun, you need to make sure that the bride or her shoe is not stolen. Otherwise, the groom and witness will have to fulfill the wishes of the guests.
Erotic games for a wedding anniversary
Celebrating a wedding anniversary is a good tradition that strengthens family ties. Some couples prefer to celebrate such dates in a club or restaurant without inviting guests. And someone wants to share a significant day with loved ones.
If the wedding took place in the summer, then to celebrate the anniversary of their married life the couple can rent a private house, inviting close friends. In a close circle, you can review photos and videos from the wedding, remember funny stories and have fun during erotic competitions.
The following “hot” games are suitable for the scenario of such a celebration:
- "Erotic forfeits." To participate in the game, each guest gives the host one of his things. He puts all the forfeits in a bag. Then it is announced what task the owner of the item that was pulled out needs to complete.
- "Truth or dare." Players sit in a circle and ask each other questions. Before asking any of your friends anything, they ask you to decide: a truthful answer or an action. If the player chooses truth, then they must answer the next question honestly, no matter how intimate it is. If the participant chooses an action, then he has the right not to answer if he considers it too immodest; instead, he can complete the task invented by the guests.
A wedding or celebrating a marriage anniversary is a reason to have fun and relax. For free, without a toastmaster, you can have fun with friends and relatives by organizing erotic games. On Youtube you can find videos from events where such competitions were held to get ideas and inspiration for introducing such entertainment in your environment.
Musical and dance
Girls vs boys
At least 7 women and men are recruited for this cool competition. They stand opposite each other. The leader of the girls is the friend, and the leader of the men is the friend. A flash mob takes place between them. The DJ turns on the music and the girls compete in turns to see who can dance better.
High chair
8 volunteers: women, men, children or teenagers. Place 7 chairs in a circle. While the music is playing, young people run around the chairs; as soon as the music stops, everyone must take their seats. Anyone who does not have time to find a place for himself is eliminated from the game. One chair is also removed. This continues until there is only one winner left.
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