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Do you want to be part of a fun celebration? To celebrate your wedding in an original way? There is an easy way to fulfill these desires. Create comic certificates as a gift for each guest, mentioning their characteristic features and differences.

Any wedding, no matter what season it is held, should have its own characteristics.

This can be bright decor, original compositional accessories, unusual thematic design and an unforgettable show program. Guests will remember only the truly sincerity in the wedding and the enchantment in the organization.

Using the services of event agencies, you will receive a lot of interesting offers. If you decide to organize a holiday on your own, your wits and imagination will come into play. An interesting solution for your wedding would be to create certificates. The information in them will be of a humorous nature, taking into account several topics.

According to zodiac signs. This will include information relating to the 12 different zodiac signs. You must come up with a description for each sign yourself or copy it from existing sources. So, advise Aquarius not to pour water over trifles, and advise Taurus not to push his horns for no reason.
By kinship. The already familiar certificates for father-in-law/mother-in-law and father-in-law/mother-in-law can be supplemented with diplomas for your beloved brother/sister and best friend/girlfriend. Write the text of this presentation from the heart, with a pure heart and good thoughts. So, wish your husband’s mother inexhaustible patience, and describe the recipe for delicious pancakes to the bride’s mother.
The nature. Among your guests there will certainly be quite bright personalities. You can describe in the certificates the personal characteristics of each invited guest. So, you will have “Mr. Seriousness”, “Veselchak”, “Scamp”, “Modest”, “Kind Man”, “Grumpy”, “Sonya”, “Talker”, etc.
For evening wear. Among both large and small weddings, there are guests in a wide variety of clothes. Some people like a lot of jewelry, others prefer a simple style, and others simply follow fashion trends. For these guests, you can create certificates that define their distinctive appearance. We simply attribute the word “most” to any distinctive feature of the guest’s clothing: a short dress, a long dress, a deep neckline, a shiny outfit, a bright tie, a fashionable outfit, a colorful shirt, etc.

Gift to the bride from the groom

Text options for comic wedding certificates

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We have collected in this topic our collection of texts for comic certificates.
You can choose the type of certificate on our website nashi4luck.ru, and then decide on their text and send us an order https://vk.com/id116974263 indicating the type of certificate, your names and wedding date, telephone number and certificate numbers: We have collected in this topic our collection of texts for comic certificates. You can choose the type of certificate on our website nashi4luck.ru, and then decide on their text and send us an order https://vk.com/id116974263 indicating the type of certificate, your names and wedding date, phone number and certificate numbers:

1. For the NIGHT CALL service. The certificate holder has the right to call the newlyweds at any time of the night. At the same time, the newlyweds are obliged to listen to the certificate holder with understanding and patience, and not to use profane language or threats. 2. order your favorite song from the wedding DJ. 3. to receive as a gift a magnet brought from the newlyweds’ honeymoon. 4. for 5 trips in the newlyweds’ car in the front seat, not fastened. 5. to celebrate with the newlyweds their first anniversary. 6. do not participate in the competition program. 7. going to the cinema with the newlyweds. 8. use the newlyweds’ shower during the summer preventive shutdown of hot water. 9. going to the theater with the newlyweds. 10. For forgiveness. Can be implemented by the owner at any time and guarantees him absolute forgiveness of one offense of any severity. The “sin” is immediately forgotten and not remembered, forgiveness occurs once and for all, sincerely and from the heart 11. gives you the right to become a guarantor for the newlyweds’ mortgage. 12. To fulfill a wish. From the moment of delivery, it becomes an agreement to fulfill one cherished intangible desire of the recipient of the certificate. Restrictions: Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. The desire is fulfilled during 201_ - 201_ 13. to receive a souvenir from the newlyweds' honeymoon. 14. for an exclusive photo with the bride and groom. 15. come visit the bride and groom at any time of the day or night for tea with delicious treats. 16. for dinner and overnight stay with the newlyweds on any day and for any reason. 17. for the second course at the wedding. 18. Drink without restrictions at the wedding reception. 19. for the ceremonial cleaning of tables after the wedding. 20. during the bouquet (garter) throw, you have the right to stand three steps closer to the bride (groom) than other contenders.

21. for one kiss from the bride. 22. eating borscht prepared by the bride. 23. Listening to Stas Mikhailov’s album together with the newlyweds. (any group or performer) 24. invite the groom to bachelor parties without asking permission from his wife, but no more than once a month. 25. organize a trip abroad for young people, or in the worst case, a trip to nature. 26. have a brotherhood drink with the groom’s mother-in-law. 27. take in the newlyweds’ pet for a week. 28. the right to clean the newlyweds’ apartment. 29. Going fishing with your fiance. 30. for shopping with the bride and the right to pay for all purchases.

31. for a sincere two-hour conversation with the newlyweds (on any topic). 32. to visit the newlyweds (dinner included!). 33. to a letter from the newlyweds. 34. for a bottle of wine from the wedding. 35. for active support of the newlyweds on social networks (likes and comments). 36. to accompany the newlyweds to any event of the certificate holder’s choice. 37. invitation to the golden wedding. 38. for the 10 best printed wedding photos. 39. for a book gift from the newlyweds (three favorite books of the newlyweds). 40. 10 wise tips about family life from newlyweds.

41. for a sincere two-hour conversation with the newlyweds (on any topic). 42. for a bottle of wine from the wedding. 43. for forgiveness of any guilt towards the newlyweds. 44. for the first piece of wedding cake. 45. the right not to participate in all competitions during the evening. 46. for the right to receive a bottle of champagne from the newlyweds. 47. the right to be the first to nurse future children in a new family. 48. for dinner with the newlyweds on a day off (the date is agreed upon in advance). 49. the right to provide newlyweds with assistance in repairs. 50. the right to make a toast in honor of the newlyweds without waiting in line. 51. for the right to go to barbecue with the newlyweds. 52. for a free taxi home after the banquet at the expense of the newlyweds. 53 hug the newlyweds tightly. 54. kiss all the girls in the hall with their permission. 55. change places with the groom for 5 minutes, sit next to the bride, without the right to kiss, when they scream bitterly. 56. show your abilities and dance a belly dance or lambada for the newlyweds and all guests. 57. meet the newlyweds at the airport after their honeymoon. 58. Spend a soulful evening in the company of young people with a glass of wine. 59. visit the attraction chosen by the young people in the Divo Island park and provide a photo report. 60. throughout the summer, accompany young people on a trip to the forest to pick mushrooms. 61. for the third piece of cake. 62. the right to take away a bottle of alcoholic beverages from the wedding. 63. for a free taxi from the restaurant to your home at the expense of another guest of your choice. 64. Drink beer with the groom any day, without asking your wife for leave, but no more than once a month. 65. to watch a football match with the groom.

66. to go on an excursion with the newlyweds. 67. listening to songs together. 68. take the newlyweds to a concert. 69. have personal slippers in the newlyweds’ house.

Samples, examples, variations:

Change and add text and meaning at your discretion. This information is not for us to do the same with you, but for you to come up with something of your own, close to you and your friends, and you will enjoy bringing these certificates to life.

For Sports Competitions:

We are glad to invite you to the SOGAZ Russian Championship 2014/2015 match as part of the CSKA team.

The date and places for visiting will be mutually discussed.

Going on a boat trip

Dear friends! We invite you to take a look at your favorite city from a new perspective - from aboard a comfortable river boat! Fresh breeze, pleasant rocking on the waves, unusual panoramas of the capital's sights. A boat trip on the Moscow River on any convenient day from August 1 to August 27, 2013.

To Gorky Park

Our dears! We invite you to spend time with us in the Gorky Recreation Park. Leisure and entertainment is guaranteed.

To the theater (circus, cinema)

Holiday certificate We congratulate you! We have the honor to invite you to share our company in the theater. Mossovet. We will go to the Lady's Night performance. Your 2 tickets are in your hands, and we have 2 more. We expect you to organize an entertainment program during intermission! Date: September 16 (Monday) 2013 at 19:00 Address: Moscow st. Bolshaya Sadovaya, 16

To the concert

We are glad to invite you to share our company on a trip to the concert. /Here you can buy tickets immediately and attach them/

Newlyweds visit the winners

The newlyweds take it upon themselves to come and visit. The evening program includes tea (or dinner) and viewing of wedding photographs. Check the date and time with the newlyweds.

Newlyweds invite you to visit them

The newlyweds invite you to visit for dinner and view their wedding photos.

Game Activity

The newlyweds undertake to invite you to a friendly meeting with a game of Activity.

Kebabs

The newlyweds undertake to invite you and organize a picnic/barbecue.

Active pastime (climbing wall, trampoline center, paragliding, airplane, parachute, etc.)

Congratulations, the certificate gives you the right to spend a wonderful and extreme day with the newlyweds at the trampoline center.

Dummy certificate: Meeting at the airport

Holiday certificate We congratulate you, you won the main prize at our wedding! We, Ivan and Maria Ivanov, award you with this certificate with great honor and trust. The certificate obliges you to organize a personal meeting for the newlyweds upon arrival at the airport after their honeymoon in Mexico! Data for organizing a meeting: August 19 (Monday) 20:00, Vnukovo airport, flight UN588 Cancun - Moscow.

Where else did the newlyweds invite their friends:

For bridesmaids - to be two steps closer to the bride when she throws the wedding bouquet. For the groom's friends - pick up the groom for one day to have a good time For relatives - Receive the 10 best printed photos from the wedding Bicycle ride To the dacha To the exhibition Restaurant Bowling center To hockey Mini golf

Wedding gifts for guests for competitions (Collection of texts for certificates)

What to reward guests at a wedding? What gifts should I buy them? How to please? Are there more men's or women's? What if grandma decides to take part in the competition? How much should the gift cost? How much to buy?...

The tradition of rewarding guests with gifts probably came to us from the 90s, when there was a shortage in the country and grabbing a roll of toilet paper and a piece of laundry soap at a relative’s wedding was prestigious! And since it was simply impossible to force a guest to play “put a pencil into a bottle” or “roll an egg from one leg to another,” there was only one thing left to do - to lure the participant with a cool prize! I am sure that some people work according to this scheme to this day, but there are also those who build their program in such a way that for participation in some game block or interactive, the guest does not have to receive a reward at all, since he received it in the form a small “minute of fame” and applause from the audience. But we all know that any person is always pleased to take some kind of memorable souvenir with them from the holiday and receive something for their activity, so the question arises - what could it be? If you want your gifts to be exclusive, go to some kind of master class on making something before the wedding.

For example, make your own soap, candles, mint branded coins, stick clay products, paper figures, make glowing jars, and finally, cook caramel at home and pour it into beautiful containers. Don’t forget to film the entire process to show it to the guests at the party, after which each gift will have double value.

If you want to amuse your guests, buy funny gifts. The easiest option is to go to a joke store and buy various funny things there. A lip-rolling machine, a machine for printing money, a gold bar, a book with tips on government, a set of hammer and nails “Forget everything” and much more will definitely amuse any guest.

You can get creative and buy trash gifts for your guests that are not sold in joke shops. For example, buy a real live chicken, or a huge bag of dog food, a jar of lilac enamel, a one-way ticket to Uryupinsk... the list can be endless, the meaning is the same - to surprise and make you laugh. Believe me, guests will look forward to receiving each such gift. Most importantly, your presenter must play up the presentation of such gifts in a great way, do it on time and to the right person, otherwise the whole point of the joke will be lost.

Another type of gift is lottery tickets or coins for drawing one main prize. During the wedding, guests can be given lottery tickets for their activity, one of which will be lucky and will allow the owner to receive the main prize, for example, the first piece of cake. Or give coins and the guest who collects the most coins can buy some cool gift.

Well, the simplest form of gratitude to a guest for his activity today, which does not require large financial investments, time, or effort, is a wedding gift certificate for anything!

Such a certificate can be presented to anyone and for anything; it will definitely evoke positive emotions among all guests.

1. For the NIGHT CALL service The certificate holder has the right to call the newlyweds at any time of the night. At the same time, the newlyweds are obliged to listen to the certificate holder with understanding and patience, not to use profanity and threats 2. gives you the right to order your favorite song from the wedding DJ 3. to receive a magnet brought from the newlyweds’ honeymoon as a gift 4. gives you the right to 5 travel in the newlyweds' car in the front seat, without a seat belt 5. to celebrate their first anniversary with the newlyweds 6. gives you the right not to participate in the competition program 7. gives you the right to go to the movies with the newlyweds 8. the right to use the newlyweds' shower during the summer preventive shutdown of hot water 9. gives you the right to go to the theater with the newlyweds 10. For forgiveness. Can be implemented by the owner at any time and guarantees him absolute forgiveness of one offense of any severity. The “sin” is immediately forgotten and not remembered, forgiveness occurs once and for all, sincerely and from the heart 11. for the right to become a guarantor in the newlyweds’ mortgage 12. For the fulfillment of a wish. From the moment of delivery, it becomes an agreement to fulfill one cherished intangible desire of the recipient of the certificate. Restrictions: Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. The wish is fulfilled during 2022 - 2022 13. gives you the right to receive a souvenir from the newlyweds’ honeymoon 14. gives you the right to an exclusive photo with the bride and groom 15. gives you the right to visit the bride and groom at any time of the day and nights for tea with goodies 16. gives you the right to a solemn celebration with the newlyweds of their first wedding anniversary 20 gives you the right to dinner and overnight stay with the newlyweds on any day and for any reason 21. gives you the right to a second main course at the wedding 22. gives you the right to drink without restrictions 23. to ceremonial cleaning of tables after the wedding 24. to the right to stand three steps closer to the bride (groom) than other applicants during the bouquet (garter) throw 25. to one kiss from the bride 26. to the right eating borscht prepared by the bride 27. to listen to Stas Mikhailov’s album together 28. to the right to invite the groom to bachelor parties without asking his wife’s permission, but no more than once a month 29. to the right to organize a trip abroad for the newlyweds, in the worst case, a trip to nature 30. the right to have a broodershaft with the groom’s mother-in-law 31. the right to take in the newlyweds’ pet for a week. 32. the right to clean the newlyweds’ apartment 33. the right to go fishing with the groom 34. the right to go shopping with the bride and the right to pay for all purchases

35. for a sincere two-hour conversation with the newlyweds (on any topic) 36. for a trip to visit the newlyweds (dinner included!) 37. for a letter from the newlyweds 38. for a bottle of wine from the wedding 39. for active support of the newlyweds on social networks (likes and comments) 40. for accompanying the newlyweds to any event of the certificate holder’s choice 41. for an invitation to a golden wedding 42. for the 10 best printed photographs from the wedding 43. for a book gift from the newlyweds (three favorite books of the newlyweds) 44. for 10 wise tips about family life from the newlyweds 45. for forgiveness of any guilt towards the newlyweds 46. for the first piece of cake 47. for the right not to participate in all competitions during the evening 48. for the right to receive a bottle of champagne from the newlyweds 49. for the right to be the first to nurse future children in the new family 50. for dinner with the newlyweds on a day off (the date is agreed upon in advance) 51. for the right to provide assistance in repairs 52. for the right to make a toast in honor of the newlyweds without waiting in line 53. for the right to go to a barbecue with the newlyweds 54. for a free taxi home after banquet at the expense of the newlyweds 55. the right to hug the newlyweds tightly 56. the right to receive the largest piece of the wedding cake 57. gives you the right to kiss all the girls in the hall with their permission 58. gives you the right to change places with the groom for 5 minutes, sit next to bride, without the right to kiss when they scream bitterly 60. gives you the right to show your abilities and dance a belly dance or lambada for the newlyweds and all guests 61. gives you the right to meet the newlyweds at the airport after the honeymoon 62. the right to spend a soulful evening in the company of the newlyweds over a glass of wine 63. for the right to visit the attraction chosen by the young people in the Divo-Ostrov park and provide a photo report 64. for the right to accompany the young people on a trip to the forest for mushrooms throughout the summer 65. for the third piece of cake 66. for the “Sin” " He is immediately forgotten sincerely and from the heart once and for all and is no longer remembered 67. the right to take a bottle of alcoholic beverages from the wedding 68. to a free taxi from the restaurant to home at the expense of another guest of your choice 69. gives the right to drink beer with the groom at any day, without asking your wife for leave, but no more than once a month 70. to watch a football match with the groom 71. to go on an excursion with the newlyweds 72. to the right to listen to songs together... 73. to the right to take the newlyweds to a concert 74. to the right to have personal slippers in the newlyweds' home

75. the certificate gives the right to make any wish to the newlyweds 76. gives the right to be the first to see wedding photographs 77. gives you the right to visit the bride and groom at any time of the day or night for beer and fish 78. the right to order your favorite song after each consumption of 50g cognac No more than 4 songs per day 79. gives you the right to stroke the witness’s belly “for good luck” 80. gives you the right to tightly hug your neighbor on the right 81. gives you the right to receive socks knitted by the bride on maternity leave 82. gives you the right to dance with the bride/groom

83. certificate for express vocal lesson. By phone! If you are sitting at karaoke, you have no hearing and no voice, and you are asked to sing a song. 84. certificate for a consultation on “how to make a fire” if you wake up in the taiga at night, naked. 85. Certificate of the right to demonstrate how to kiss, using a witness and/or witness as a partner. 86. The certificate gives the right to an unrestrained dance with lunges and shouts of “Opa!”, “Hop!”, “Op-na!” or “Ay-nane-naney!” anytime and anywhere. 87. The certificate gives the right to be the first to come to the rescue of the groom if he is stuck in mud or snow in his rear-wheel drive car with bald tires. 88. The certificate gives the right to call the newlyweds at any time of the day or night and complain: about life, about men, about women, to express everything that is in their hearts, and the newlyweds are obliged to listen and complain without using obscene speech.

89. The certificate gives you the right, during the bouquet (garter) throw, to stand three steps closer to the bride (groom) than other applicants (applicants) 90. Certificate for 10 necessary tips from newlyweds for all occasions 91. Certificate for the fulfillment of a wish. From the moment of delivery, it becomes an agreement to fulfill one cherished intangible desire of the recipient of the certificate. Restrictions: Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. The wish will be fulfilled during 2016. 92. Certificate for a two-hour conversation with the newlyweds, on any topic of the choice of the holder of this certificate 93. For an exclusive photo with the bride and groom 94. Certificate for forgiveness. Can be implemented by the owner at any time and guarantees him absolute forgiveness of one offense of any severity. The “sin” is immediately forgotten and not remembered; forgiveness occurs once and for all, sincerely and from the heart. 95. Certificate of dedication for newlyweds. I give myself up for the whole day to be used autonomously as a maintenance worker. 96. The right to receive a bottle of champagne with the autograph of the newlyweds A certificate for three walks with your pet 97. The right to visit the bride and groom at any time of the day or night for tea with goodies 98. For a solemn celebration with the newlyweds of their first wedding anniversary 99 Certificate for dinner and overnight stay on any day and for any reason 100. The certificate gives you the right to order your favorite song from the wedding DJ 101. The certificate gives you the right to have dinner at the newlyweds' home on any day after the wedding 102. The certificate gives you the right to receive 10 the best printed photographs from the wedding 103. The certificate entitles you to the dance of your dreams with the bride or groom 104. The certificate entitles you to a trip with the newlyweds to the supermarket (honeymoon) 105. The certificate entitles you to 10 trips in the newlyweds' car in the front seat , not wearing a seat belt 106. The certificate gives you the right to go to the cinema with the newlyweds 107. The certificate gives you the right to receive the best photo from the newlyweds’ honeymoon 108. The certificate gives you the right not to give a gift to the newlyweds today, but to give it tomorrow 109. The certificate gives you the right for the second main course at the wedding 110. The certificate gives you the right to clean tables after the wedding 111. The certificate gives you the right to steal the bride’s shoe 112. The certificate gives you the right not to participate in the competition program 113. The certificate gives you the right to exchange jackets (tie, belt, kiss ) with the groom 114. The certificate gives you the right to change places with the groom, for 5 minutes, next to the bride, without the right to kiss when they cry bitterly 115. The certificate gives you the right to change places with the bride for 5 minutes, without the right to kiss when they cry bitterly 116. The certificate gives you the right to the first piece of cake (the second piece) 117. The certificate gives you the right to receive another certificate of your choice 118. The certificate gives you the right to a free taxi from the restaurant to your home at the expense of the witness 119. The certificate gives you the right to choose winner (participant) of the next competition or congratulations 120. Certificate for one kiss from the bride (Raffle - we give a kiss in a frame as a gift) 121. The certificate gives you the right to kiss all the girls in the hall The holder of this certificate has the right to invite the groom to bachelor parties without asking permission from his wife ! But not more than once a month! 122.The holder of this certificate has the right to take up the bride’s time for telephone conversations! But no longer than one hour a day

And in general, the main rule is, before buying a gift, imagine that it was given to you, think about what emotions it evokes in you... If you want to achieve the same emotions from your guests, take it boldly

Gifts for newlyweds

Try to distract yourself from cliches and banalities and think about what the newlyweds will be most happy about. How about a certificate for a rock climbing master class or a Thai foot massage? These romantic gifts for two will be a real surprise for a couple entering a new life. We can also offer you to take part in an exciting tour of the dungeon, attend a Chinese tea ceremony, ride in a Zorb and many other gifts. A gift certificate for a wedding from Presentstar is a whole kaleidoscope of bright emotions and unforgettable impressions!

Comic documents for a wedding

Cool wedding documents for celebrating a wedding, such as instructions, technical passport, coupon, diploma of the bride and groom - will help in holding a fun and unforgettable wedding celebration. These comic documents can be used not only by presenters and witnesses, but by everyone who wants to make the holiday interesting and varied! The presentation of comic documents emphasizes the solemnity of the moment, which are presented to the newlyweds or their parents directly at the wedding in a relaxed atmosphere by relatives, friends or the toastmaster. We should also not forget that it is necessary not only to prepare festive documents for the bride and groom, but also to beautifully present it to the guests and heroes of the occasion.

The wedding toastmaster can use some of the wedding documents in his own wedding feast script. In addition, anyone can download a free template for a comic document for the bride and groom to their computer, make changes and additions, and then print it on a color printer, and then solemnly present such a document during the wedding feast!

About the paper

The first thing that guests will pay attention to will not be the inscription itself, but the paper, or rather, the sensations from touching it. Therefore, you should not save too much on design and choose the cheapest. A poorly chosen material can ruin the whole evening. Types of paper that you are not ashamed to use:

“Ecolux” - it is distinguished by relief and softness. Handmade paper with a large selection of shades.
"Kraft" - textured with large pores. It is friable, so it is very interesting to paint.
"Paperlik" - this type of paper is often used by decorators. Visually it looks like paper-like material.
“Tishyu” is paper with a fine structure.
Mulberry is its distinctive structural feature. It looks like thin threads. Natural and made from banana or rice.

Groom's wedding documents

Groom's Operating Instructions

Issued for review by (name of bride).

If you follow all the rules of this instruction, then (name of the groom) can be used forever.

Do not indulge in food under any circumstances - take care from being overweight!
In any way, make it clear that he and only he is the head of the family. But never say that the neck of the head is YOU!
If you suddenly notice that your husband has begun to stay late at work, ON TIME! take the shavings off him!
Convince your beloved that it is simply vital for him to pass his license to drive a two-wheeled baby stroller.
Give a subtle hint: give your betrothed the most beautiful bucket for cleaning the floors.

This instruction is the initial standard for using the groom; time will tell what will happen next. Start date __________

Groom's technical passport

The groom (groom's name) was made ___ __________ 20 ___ according to the original technology of the family (groom's surname) and approved by the district registry office commission. The groom is a modern product, practical to use.

Purpose: Intended for use as a husband, father, grandfather, great-grandfather. In addition, and this is the main thing, as a high-class laundress (washing clothes and even diapers), washing dishes and cleaning premises. The groom is a very useful thing in the household; he can bring home food and even money.

Specifications:

Height is above average, about two meters, minus a few centimeters.
Fatness is average, tested using the latest technology.
The hair is undyed, possibly your own.
The eyes are kind when alone, cheerful when in company, mischievous when with the bride.
The mind is alive.
Hearing is sharp.
The sense of smell is that of a dog.
Character: Nordic, patient, true family man.
Contents: nose - 1 piece; eyebrows - 2 pcs.; eyes - 2 pcs.; hair - the exact amount could not be determined; legs - 2 pcs.; ears - 2 pcs.; teeth - 32 pcs.

Operating conditions - (name of the groom) loves cleanliness, affection, sweet lubricant. Keep in comfort and warmth, Love, caress, do not hit with anything. Force him to work less often, do not leave him alone unattended.

Supplier's Warranty - Subject to strict compliance with these conditions, the company provides a guarantee for a period of 101 years.

Note - the company does not issue spare parts.

The bride is familiar with this document and has nothing against the groom overcoming the obstacles skillfully built on the way to her. Signature _________ of the bride.

Diploma templates

Layouts of comic letters need to be cheerfully signed. If there is no diploma with the desired nomination online, then download blank diplomas and then sign them at your own discretion.

For example: “To the best checkers player!”, “Certificate for participation in the most fiery dances!”, “Juicy berry at 45 years old!”

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Bride's wedding documents

Bride Operating Instructions

Issued for review by (groom's name).

If you follow all the rules of these instructions, then (name of the bride) will always be affectionate, sweet and elegant.

It is vital for you, as the head of the family, to master courses in cutting and sewing, cooking, washing clothes and mopping floors, so as not to overload your beloved with work.
Every day, every second, take careful care of your beloved, for she is your most valuable asset.
Remember that your wife should ALWAYS look good, and for this, do not forget about gifts for all existing holidays, i.e. for the New Year, Birthday, Fisherman's Day, Builder's Day, because remember that your betrothed is a great professional in all matters.

This instruction is the initial standard for exploiting the bride; time will tell what will happen next. Start date __________

Bride's technical passport

The bride (name of the bride) was made ___ __________ 20 ___ according to the original technology of the family (maiden name of the bride) and approved by the commission of the district registry office.

Purpose: Intended for use as a wife, mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. It is used to create financial records, cook food, and raise offspring.

Specifications:

Height is no higher, that is, average.
Fatness - according to standards (the manufacturer is not responsible for changes in this data during operation).
The hair is not dyed, but treated with a special composition to attract your betrothed.
The eyes are all-seeing, so you need to be extremely careful.
Mind is present.
Rumor is gossip-proof.
The sense of smell is that of a cat.
Character - light or heavy, depending on the circumstances.
Power for: washing dishes - half a man's strength; washing clothes - one man's strength; cleaning an apartment (if there is one, however, cleaning is also necessary in a hut) - two men’s strength; buying items of ladies' clothing - twenty husband's strength; watching TV shows - just female power is enough.

Terms of use: Do not scold, keep warm, Help in any trouble! Arrange a roof and a hearth, So that the villain and the enemy do not steal! Take it with you on all your hikes - and anyone will be jealous!

Supplier's guarantee - Subject to the above operating conditions and rational nutrition, the company guarantees that in case of strong wind the holder of this document will not fly away during the entire period of cohabitation.

Note - cannot be exchanged or returned.

Groom, carefully study this document before you decide whether to go to your betrothed through so many obstacles, while incurring such significant losses! Signature _________ groom.

Cool task “Remove the unnecessary”

This competition will be a great opportunity to learn something new about the bride and groom. Sample tasks would look like this:

Sushi, Olivier, pork ears. The correct answer is pig ears, which the bride does not like.
Cook, accountant, gas welder. An accountant and a gas welder are superfluous if the groom is a cook.
Who is Igor Irochkin, Vanya Lenin, Nikolai Marinin? (The first word is the name of the groom, and the second is the name of the bride, you need to remove the extra ones).
January, July, October, December. It is necessary to leave a month for the bride and groom to meet each other.
Jeans, skirt, dress. Leave the jeans as the bride loves to wear jeans.

You can continue this list as long as you have enough imagination.

Certificate for wedding guests

Gifts from guests, in the form of comic documents for the wedding, such as a wedding diploma, technical passport, instructions for the bride and groom, are always fun. At the same time, the wedding party can also arrange a gesture of generosity at the wedding and give gifts to the guests. After all, this is a relatively new tradition, which is becoming increasingly popular these days. What to do if the wedding budget is very modest and it is not possible to allocate even a small amount for souvenirs for the guests?

Comic wedding certificates will come to the rescue, giving guests fun and a great mood.
And then they will remember such a day sitting by the fireplace with their grandchildren. Why, you ask?

Because the certificates are comic, the gifts presented in them do not need to be useful or logical. For example, you can give one of the guests a certificate for the ceremonial cleaning of tables after the wedding, or the certificate gives the owner the right to order his favorite song from the wedding DJ.

Text of comic certificates

Certificate for receiving a gift brought from the newlyweds' honeymoon.
A certificate of forgiveness, which can be exercised by the holder at any time and guarantees absolute forgiveness of one offense of any severity. The “sin” is immediately forgotten and not remembered; forgiveness occurs once and for all, sincerely and from the heart.
The certificate entitles the holder to a solemn celebration with the newlyweds of their first wedding anniversary.
Certificate for the right to go to the cinema with the bride and groom to watch a film of the copyright holder's choice.
The certificate gives the right not to participate in the competitive program.
Certificate for the fulfillment of a wish. From the moment of delivery, the newlyweds undertake to fulfill one cherished intangible wish of the recipient. Restrictions - the criminal and moral code of the Russian Federation. The wish is fulfilled before the first anniversary.
The certificate gives the holder the right to an exclusive photo with the bride and groom.
Certificate for a one-time replenishment of the balance of your mobile phone by the newlyweds in the amount of 100 rubles
A certificate for accompanying the newlyweds at the choice of the owner to any event.
The certificate gives you the right to change places with the groom for 5 minutes, sit next to the bride, without the right to kiss when they cry bitterly.
Certificate for the right to stand three steps closer to the bride (groom) than other applicants during the bouquet (garter) throw.
Certificate for the right to invite the groom to bachelor parties without asking permission from his wife, but not more than once a month.
The certificate gives the right to an unrestrained dance with lunges and shouts of “Opa!”, “Hop!”, “Opa-na!” and “Ay-nane-naney!” anytime and anywhere.
Certificate for the right to go fishing with the groom.
The certificate entitles the holder to an invitation to a family dinner (dinner is included in the price of the certificate).
Certificate for the 10 best printed wedding photos.
Certificate for a free taxi home after the banquet at the expense of the witness.
Certificate for a cake prepared by the bride.
The certificate gives the right to attend the newlyweds' golden wedding.
Certificate for the right to be one of the first to find out the gender of your unborn child.
Certificate for a free taxi home after the banquet at the expense of the newlyweds.

You can come up with a variety of comic certificates for guests at a wedding; it is only important that the recipients appreciate the newlyweds’ humor and are not offended. Therefore, it is better to give the coolest certificates to close friends who will really understand the joke. Also, if the young people are not ready to take the recipient of the certificate to the cinema to see a film of his choice, then it is better not to issue such a certificate, otherwise you will have to blush awkwardly later.

Price

How much does it cost to order the production of a wedding certificate in Moscow? The average cost is 350 rubles per piece and above. Usually, when placing an order, the minimum quantity of copies is 5 pieces. Development of an individual design costs an average of 1,500 rubles or more. Delivery is not included in the price and is calculated separately.

Wedding certificates for guests will make the celebration unique, lively and interesting. The atmosphere will be warm, sincere, truly family. This simple souvenir will show how dear each of the invitees is to the young people. Such gifts will bring smiles to the faces of loved ones for a long time and serve as wonderful memories.

Constitution of a young family

(name of the bride and groom) have the right to connect their paths in life and create a healthy, wonderful family, they are obliged to preserve and take care of it until the end of their days.
The wife is the supreme legislative body. Her husband is her deputy.
The wife is the Minister of Finance, Culture, Trade, Food Industry, and Health. The husband is the Minister of Electrification, the Gas Industry, Meat and Dairy, Agriculture, and the Minister of the Interior.
The wife is the head of the tax office, and the husband is obliged to regularly submit income declarations. If legal income is concealed, the wife automatically becomes a prosecutor.
When resolving family conflicts, the husband has every right to remain silent, because every word can be used against him. And the wife has a direct responsibility to read him his rights and give him one phone call before using kitchen utensils (frying pan, rolling pin, etc.).
The wife has the right to rest, the husband to work.
The wife is required to prepare a light dinner every evening. The husband is obliged to serve his wife hot coffee in bed every morning.
Both spouses are obliged to regularly, in the presence of witnesses, witnesses or, more simply, relatives and friends, celebrate the wedding day at least once a year.
Spouses are obliged to increase the population of Russia and have the right to have from 1 to 15 children. Children are required to know who is their father and who is their mother. The main thing is not to get carried away with quantity, fight for quality!
Subject to compliance with all articles of the constitution, husband and wife have the right to celebrate a silver wedding after 25 years, and a golden wedding after 50 years.

It is important to approach organizing a wedding with a bit of humor, and then the atmosphere at your celebration will be pleasant and relaxed. If you want cool wedding documents to be presented by loved ones, you should agree with them about this in advance and make sure that there is no repetition, and that the document is written legibly and looks decent. And then at the wedding you will hear laughter from different corners of the festive hall, when guests and newlyweds are introduced to the contents of one or another funny document, a wedding telegram, a suspicious parcel or other surprises.

The day of pagan veneration of Karachun (the second name of Chernobog) falls on the day of the winter solstice (celebrated depending on the year from December 19 to 22) - the shortest day of the year and one of the coldest days of winter. It was believed that on this day the formidable Karachun, the deity of death, an underground god who commands frost, an evil spirit, takes his power. The ancient Slavs believed that he commands winter and frost and shortens the daylight hours. The servants of the formidable Karachun are connecting rod bears in which snowstorms turn, and blizzard wolves. It was believed that, due to the bear's will, the cold winter continues: if the bear turns on the other side in its den, it means that the winter has exactly half the way to go until spring. Hence the saying: “At Solstice, the bear in its den turns from one side to the other.” The people still use the concept of “karachun” in the sense of death. They say, for example: “karachun has come for him”, “wait for karachun”, “ask karachun”, “enough karachun”. On the other hand, the word “karachit” can have the following meanings: backing away, crawling, “hunched” - writhed, cramped. Perhaps Karachun was called that precisely because he seemed to force daytime to go in the opposite direction, to back away, to crawl, giving way to the night. Gradually, in the popular consciousness, Karachun became close to Frost, who binds the earth with cold, as if plunging it into a mortal sleep. This is a more harmless image than the stern Karachun. Frost is simply the lord of winter cold.

Sources:

https://vk.com/topic-28429239_33859177 https://alinahappy.ru/podarki-na-svadbu-gostyam-za-konkursy/ https://god-svadbi.ru/svadbi/svadebnye-dokumenty.htm

Candy and the sweet life

If you want to have competitions at the table, then by all means organize a candy competition at the table at the wedding. The only props you need are a box of chocolates and a beautiful tray.

The host announces that the young family is given a box of chocolates, the bride is given an empty box, and all the sweets are given to the groom on a tray or plate. The point is that the bride needs to remember as many confectionery products as possible, thereby promising the groom a sweet family life. The bride says that she will be his Chocolate, Marmalade, Cake, and so on... For each epithet, the groom gives her a candy. You need to collect the entire box of chocolates this way.