Short and funny wedding scenes about newlyweds
A holiday where young people always get the most attention, it’s appropriate to highlight it with a few funny scenes with guests in the form of cool situations. And this does not require the participation of professional actors. We are pleased to present you small funny wedding scenes with a touch of romance. They perfectly diversify ready-made wedding scenarios.
Pantomime dating
The host (or the most artistic guest) invites guests to reflect on where and how the newly-made spouses met. Guests are given several attempts, after which a version of the meeting of the bride and groom in love is shown in the form of a pantomime.
To the sound of music, the girl sits down on a bench and begins to read a book. A guy appears. When he sees the girl, he pretends to love at first sight. Sitting quietly on the same bench, he does not take his eyes off the girl. The guy shows her signs of attention, but the girl demonstratively does not pay attention to it. The desperate guy takes a break from trying to attract attention and takes out of his pocket... a chocolate bar. Slowly unfolding it, he begins to break off pieces with emphasis, putting them into his mouth. The girl starts looking towards the chocolate bar until the guy sees. He plays along with her, leaving the chocolate unattended, turning away in the other direction. The girl begins to savor the chocolate one piece at a time. The guy sees this and holds out the tile with a smile on his face. After demonstrative indifference, the girl sits closer to the guy and covers their faces with a book. The audience does not see further actions. After a couple of seconds, the book falls down, and the guests see two faces smeared with chocolate. The couple leaves.
Matters of the Heart - a comic scene with elements of dressing up
Three people in white coats with a stretcher, medical and construction tools enter the hall. The stretcher is installed in the form of a screen, covering the bride and groom. From their negotiations, it becomes clear to the guests that preparations are underway for the operation. The action also begins behind the screen. Only thanks to some comments from the doctor (for example, “a scalpel” or “oh, that’s a kidney”) and the characteristic sound of the instruments, the audience understands that the newlyweds are undergoing surgery.
At the end of the action, the doctor comes out to the guests, holding two halves of a cardboard heart in his hands. Explains that one half is the groom’s heart, the other half is the bride’s. From now on they will have to become one flesh. By adding both halves, the inscription is obtained: “One flesh forever.” Not sure what to do about it, the doctor orders the heart to be sewn back up. After the operation, the doctor, along with the orderlies, comes out and says that the medical examination is over, and the bride and groom are allowed to get married. “Only their hearts are beating loudly, it’s strange,” the doctor notes, and the whole group in white coats leaves.
Find the zest in me
Each of the spouses takes turns hiding their own “zest” on themselves (in any place), which can be a coin or a button. First, the spouse hides, and the blindfolded spouse, at the command of the presenter, begins to look for this very “zest.” At the same time, the presenter times the time during which the husband will find a “zest” in his wife. Then everything is the other way around: the wife is blindfolded, and the husband hides his “zest”, and at the command of the leading spouse he looks for it. Time is also recorded. And the winner will be the spouse who can quickly find the “zest” of his other half. The winner gets the right to order his favorite song and invite his other half to dance.
Theatrical congratulations on the wedding
Most guests prefer to give money for a wedding, so Svadebka.ws believes that it doesn’t hurt to be creative in this matter. The most unusual way to give money is a fun theatrical scene with themed props that will complement the wedding congratulations script. For this you will need:
- a large box painted to look like an ATM,
- keyboard sticker (or homemade template),
- Bank card,
- bank clothes for the congratulatory person.
It looks interesting when the name of the bank and bank card coincide with the names of the newlyweds, for example, MashaKolya-bank. A guest with a microphone sneaks into a large ATM box. The ATM is brought into the hall, and next to it is a congratulatory person in the uniform of a bank employee who hands the newlyweds a card. Having officially introduced himself, he invites the newlyweds to take advantage of the opportunity and withdraw money. The bride and groom insert their card into the ATM and hear a voice from the box asking them to enter their PIN. Here the scenario can be developed in several ways:
- use the wedding date or other memorable date for the PIN code;
- hold a competition or a series of competitions for newlyweds, as a result of which they will find the correct combination of numbers.
After entering the PIN code correctly, the newlyweds receive their gift. Money can be glued together in one strip so that the ATM dispenses it in one roll.
Bottom line
Newlyweds are very pleased to receive a song sung at wedding karaoke as a gift from guests. On the birthday of a young family, neither the newlyweds nor their parents and friends would like to listen to songs about betrayal, unhappy love, separation and loneliness.
The holiday encourages the performance of wedding-themed songs, lyrical compositions about eternal love, dynamic compositions with wishes of all the best to the newlyweds, and funny dance hits that make your feet want to dance. We wish you a fun and musical wedding!
Wedding anniversary scenes
Funny scenes with the participation of guests will help you celebrate your wedding anniversary in a small or wide circle. The Svadebka.ws portal invites you to remind spouses of the birth of their love with the following scene.
Shot of Cupid
It is necessary to create an impromptu bus - arrange chairs. Give the guy in the role of Cupid wings and a bow and arrows. Cupid is sitting in front, a guy is sitting on one of the chairs. The next stop is announced - “Free”. A girl with huge bags appears on the bus and hits the guy with them. The guy gets angry: “Careful!” The girl, in turn, rudely replies: “Actually, you can give me your seat, you see what kind of bags I have.”
Ren loses his temper: “You need to take a taxi with such bags!” He looks out the window and mutters: “What impudence. And because of her stupidity, I have to stand all the way.” The girl accuses the guy of lack of courage. At this moment Cupid shoots at the young people. A romantic melody sounds. The guy looks at the girl differently: “Incredible beauty...”. The girl notes that the guy has enough real masculine qualities. The stop is announced - “Lovers”. The couple gets off the bus together, the guy carries her bags, and the guests loudly shout: “Happiness and love to you.” The scene can be completed with pleasant wishes for the spouses.
An original wedding script will also help make your wedding extraordinary and memorable. Thematic programs are considered more interesting, for example, a pirate wedding. You can add several scenes to it, where guests with the newlyweds can feel like real pirates.
Source: svadebka.ws
25 years from the date of marriage is a significant date that is celebrated among family and friends. To make the holiday interesting and memorable for everyone who is invited to it, think over an entertainment program.
Include in it funny scenes of congratulations on your silver wedding anniversary, which will evoke a lot of positive emotions among the heroes of the occasion and their guests. People of different ages can participate in such miniatures.
Scenes for the 25th wedding anniversary with jokes
A funny scene for the 25th wedding anniversary with the participation of Baba Yaga (a man can play this role) will cause a lot of fun. She appears at the festival with the words: “Oh, my broom, my broom!” Where have you taken me? Well, I got the transport! Is the navigator broken?! Oh, tell me, honest people, the anniversary is not here? Pour me a glass as soon as possible, but more fully, don’t be sorry. Don't look at Yaga, I can still drink!
They pour her a glass, but she looks at it with suspicion and turns to the guests: “What are you drinking here?” (They answer her).
– Why am I interested in this? Let me tell you a secret: years of marriage are reminiscent of popular drinks: champagne is the first anniversary of marriage. You are still young and playful. Beer - three years of marriage. The playfulness remains, but the taste has already changed: it has become more spicy. Rum - five year anniversary; spouses are drawn to adventure. Wine - ten years of marriage; husband and wife become gourmets. Liquor - fifteen years of marriage; you understand all the sweetness of family life. Vodka - twenty years; quite a strong union. Tincture - twenty-fifth anniversary. Your feelings are time-tested and infused over the years.
Then, in this congratulation scene, Baba Yaga raises a toast to the silver wedding anniversary: - Marriage is a good thing, If the marriage is twenty-five. We can safely congratulate you and wish you success. A quarter of a century is cool, It’s not one minute, And not a month, and not a year. May your family stronghold only grow stronger year after year, May love crown it!
“And now, as it should be, I want to give you gifts,” Yaga says in continuation of this scene and takes out the gifts from the basket that he gives to the heroes of the day.
- So as not to suffer from a hangover, I brewed a potion for you from toadstools, toads and snakes. Drink it without fear! (Gives the celebrants a jar of pickles).
- I poked around in the closets and collected some potions. To be strong in love, take a carrot. (Hands carrots to husband).
- Grate it, boil it with milk, then take it more often and invite your wife. ...Oranges help against colds and sore throats. (Gives these fruits).
- But this is jelly made from mold! Haven't you drunk it before? So accept it when the carousel begins in your body! It doesn't taste that good, but it takes away the tremors! (Gives a carton of fruit juice.)
- That’s my whole order for you! Tea, did you have fun? It seems like I told you everything. Well, if there is not enough advice, you write to me, tell me about your problems, knock on Skype in the evening, well, bye, friends, hang in there!
Congratulations for a silver wedding
After this, at the celebration of the 25th wedding anniversary, you can present a skit in which the host will invite the celebrants to answer questions.
Questions for your husband could be:
- How many guests were at your wedding?
- Name your wife's favorite flowers.
- How old is your mother-in-law?
- Questions for the wife:
- Where and when did you meet your husband?
- Name his favorite dish.
- What sports team does he support?
- And so on.
After the spouses answer the questions, the presenter will summarize: - Well, you have successfully passed the recertification. Today we congratulate you on successfully overcoming a difficult distance - twenty-five years. There were many different obstacles on your way: barriers, deep ravines, turbulent rivers and impenetrable jungles.
– But you successfully overcame all obstacles, because such guides as love and mutual understanding led you along this path. You rightfully deserve a silver award. And we wish you the same success in completing the next distance and receiving a gold prize!
Then the heroes of the day are presented with a “Silver Wedding Certificate”.
Presenter: – This certificate is issued to a couple who have lived together for 25 years. During this period, the spouses showed love, respect and care towards each other, and also acquired useful skills: patience, the ability to make concessions and resistance to stressful situations. We consider the silver marriage officially registered.
The “newlyweds” and witnesses put their signatures on this document.
After this, the presenter reads to the celebrants their “main document” - the Family Constitution:
- Spouses are obliged to preserve and protect their family until the end of their days.
- In this unit of society, the wife is the Minister of Finance, Trade, Food Industry, Health and Culture.
- The husband holds the positions of Minister of Internal Affairs, Minister of Electrification, Gas Industry and others.
- The wife has the right to rest, the husband to work.
- Spouses have the right to kiss each other at least once a week.
- Spouses have the right to have from 1 to 15 children. Children are required to know who is their father and who is their mother.
Subject to all points of the constitution, spouses are obliged to celebrate a pearl wedding in 30 years, a ruby wedding in 40 years, and a gold wedding in half a century.
Then, as a continuation of the congratulations sketch at the celebration of the 25th wedding anniversary, the host brings out a bottle of champagne. – The Silver Jubilee is a big date, and our heroes of the day have a golden one ahead of them. And I would really like them to invite us all to the next anniversary. Let them promise us this by swearing on a bottle of “golden” champagne.
The host places a bottle on the table and the couple writes on the label: “We swear to invite everyone present to the golden wedding and uncork this bottle” and sign it. The presenter puts a “stamp” on the painting with a drop of hot chocolate.
And then he turns to the heroes of the occasion: - Dear heroes of the day! You will take this bottle home and keep it for 25 years. Do you commit to not opening it before the golden anniversary? Anniversaries: – We commit!
And the congratulations on the silver wedding anniversary will end with the presentation of funny diplomas, certificates or diplomas to the heroes of the occasion, for example, a certificate to the wife for a thousand kisses from her husband, a certificate to the husband for the right to give gifts to his wife and declare his love every day, etc.
A silver wedding is a wonderful occasion to please your friends or relatives celebrating their anniversary. We hope that they will like the funny scenes for their 25th wedding anniversary, and that this holiday will leave many pleasant memories.
Source: www.prazdniki-na-nosu.com
And the year has flown by so quickly
A couple of young people and a couple of guests are participating. In each couple, the men take a cocktail straw into their mouths, and the women receive a plate of 12 olives (one olive symbolizes one month of marriage). At the “start” command, women take an olive with their mouth (without any help from their hands) (olives must be bought with holes) and put it on the straw for their man. Then the second, third and so on until the last. The couple in which the woman can thread all the olives onto a tube faster than her rivals will be the winner. If, suddenly, the olives do not fit, the man’s task is to gobble up a couple of olives to make room. The winning couple receives a prize.
Short funny scene “Three Weddings”
This funny scene is really short. Four people are needed - two presenters, a “groom” and a “bride”. The presenters describe the weddings, and the “young” perform the named actions. Here are the words of the presenters, they say in turn:
- Dear newlyweds and guests! We were gathered here for a wonderful reason - the wedding of two lovers. Meanwhile, many strive to get married in some unusual way. This is how today's marriage might take place.
- Option one is fast. (Speaks very quickly, the actors are trying to keep up with him.) So, who's next? You? Come on in! Para-raram... In short, it was a wedding march. In the name of the state! By mutual will! Sign your name! Kiss! Have a drink! Dance! Congratulations! Farewell! Next!
- Of course, such a marriage will save the young people time. But, as they say, soon only cats will sign. But there is another option - the orthodox one.
- The servant of God is married to the servant of God according to the will of God... (all this is said mournfully and drawn out).
- This is, of course, a very solemn version, but we will not watch it in full. Some may fall asleep, others may get hungry. Let's take a look at the most original wedding - an African one.
The second presenter portrays a savage, conducting a marriage “rite” over the couple. He makes passes with his hands, jumps, and says “Uh!” with different intonations. The first presenter interrupts him and says: “Here are three marriage options that you could use today. But it’s great that you didn’t become original and got married traditionally.”
The first presenter says: “We hope that you will remember our performance.” The actress continues: “And if you don’t remember, then look at the video - it’s not for nothing that a cameraman was hired.” The actor further says: “And now we just want to tell you “Uh!” That is...” His words are picked up by everyone in chorus: “Advice and love!”
Cool congratulations in verse
A wedding is a great occasion to have fun, organize fun games, competitions and sweepstakes, and stage funny skits. These miniatures and cool wedding gifts with poems will create an atmosphere of fun and will be remembered for a long time by the newlyweds and their guests.
Such cool wedding congratulations with gifts will add some life to your wedding scenario. And you can end the speech with the presentation of gifts at the wedding with the following verses: - Well, that’s all, the gifts have been presented, Let’s go back to the table, perhaps. But in the end, let’s shout bitterly: We want to see the kiss of love!
“Marriage Contract” – another cool scene for a wedding
This skit will show everyone the pros and cons of a marriage contract. Of course, in a cool, comic interpretation. A couple is needed for the production: glamorous bride Alena and groom Vladimir. Events take place before the wedding. Vladimir begins the dialogue.
- Alena, we need to talk...
- About what? Do you want to leave me?
- Not really. Listen, you and I have been together for a long time...
- And that's why you leave me! Mom told me...
- Alena, I'm not leaving you!
- Exactly, exactly? At all?
- Yes. But we need to discuss one important point.
- Which moment?
- Marriage contract.
- Contract?! But these contracts only spoil the relationship. And my mother thinks so.
- The contract is very convenient, it guarantees our rights and obligations in marriage.
- Yes? And what rights do you want?
- Responsibilities! Listen here. The contract states that in the event of a divorce...
- That is, you will leave me after the wedding! My mother was right...
- I won't leave you! But this clause is mandatory in the contract. I have to compensate you for the divorce - you will get 25% of my money.
- Why 25? I want half!
- Well... After all, only 50% belongs to me, another 50 belongs to you. That's half of my fifty and it will be 25.
- Aaaaand... What next?
- There is also a mandatory point - about treason.
- Have you cheated on me?
- No.
- But are you already going?
- No. But this is a mandatory item. In case of betrayal, I will pay you compensation...
- How many?
- The court will decide this.
- OK.
- What if you cheat on me? What will I get?
- Well... For the first betrayal you give me a warning.
- What does “for the first” mean?
- OK. Then for the second - a second warning...
- What, another warning?!
- Yes, but very, very, very strict. For the third betrayal...
- For the third?! Alyona! For the third betrayal, I will throw a teapot at you!
- Well, why is it just a teapot? And what about me? Launch it at Artyom.
- In Artem?!
- Which Artem?
- Don't dodge!
- OK. Write down that I already received the first warning...
- What?! That is, you... Who is this Artem?!
- Well, didn't I say that contracts ruin marriages? (Addresses the newlyweds.) Trust your loved ones without contracts, and your marriage will be strong and happy.
What songs are better not to perform?
Regardless of the chosen musical style, newlyweds are not given songs about unhappy love , betrayal, breakups, abandoned women, and things like that.
Superstitious people believe that such congratulations can be used to greet a newly-made wife and husband, which is what the song is about. As one well-known saying goes: don’t make a splash while it’s quiet.
Even if you are not superstitious and the newlyweds declare that they do not believe in such signs, there will be superstitious guests at the wedding and they will receive congratulations rather coldly. Besides, no one is immune from anything in life.
When a situation similar to the plot of the song occurs in a young family, you will be accused of deliberately wishing for adversity.
There are songs that are well received by tipsy guests, but it is better not to sing them. For example, “The Bride” performed by Glukoza and Verka Serduchka.
There are lines there: I wanted a groom, so I got pregnant. They are especially inappropriate when the bride is in late stages of pregnancy with a well-rounded belly.
Cool prank for a wedding scene
This cool prank can be included in any scene at a wedding, or can be staged separately. Then it will be immediately followed by congratulations to the newlyweds. We need a presenter and an actress to play the cleaning lady. You will also need two identical buckets (one with water, the other with confetti).
The presenter begins to say something. Suddenly a cleaning lady comes on stage with a bucket and begins to really clean the floor. The host is trying to send her off stage. But the woman grumbles under her breath that she still needs to wash, but there is always someone standing here, etc. The presenter suggests not paying attention to the harmful woman and continues his story.
Meanwhile, the cleaning lady is cleaning the stage. She washes the rag in water several times, constantly moving the bucket from place to place. At one point, the bucket ends up behind a screen, where it is replaced with another, filled with confetti. The audience does not see this substitution. The cleaning lady comes onto the stage with a new bucket. Suddenly she suddenly throws the contents of the bucket onto the audience. This is followed by frightened screams, rain of confetti and cheerful laughter.
Congratulations from relatives in the style of a fairy tale
You need to make or buy a real turnip (put a cash gift inside).
There is a turnip on the stage. Grandfather comes out. He pulls and pulls the turnip. Can not. Grandma comes out. They pull and pull, but they can’t get the turnip. Mom comes out, they pull and pull again and they can’t get it out. Dad comes out. Again to no avail. Brothers and sisters can still come out.
After unsuccessful attempts. The heroes of the occasion are invited. Now everything is pulled together and immediately taken out.
“Our dear children! We are very happy for you. And we want you, like us, to be one united, friendly family. Love and appreciate. And the gift that you pulled out is not simple, but with a good surprise. Happy holiday!”
PS A turnip can be made from a pillow and a yellow pillowcase.