Wedding competitions are needed to relieve tension that may arise between unfamiliar guests and to create a relaxed atmosphere. After all, guests come to a wedding not only to enjoy the delicious dishes of the wedding table, but also to have a lot of fun and share with the newlyweds the most joyful day of their married life together.
The bride and groom are rightfully considered the main persons of the wedding celebration, and that is why the competition for the bride and groom at the wedding can be called the most interesting points of the festive scenario.
Jokes from newlyweds
Wedding jokes have always been a successful technique in winning the attention of the public, and therefore they are used not only by the toastmaster and guests - participants in the wedding feast, but even by a young couple.
Cheerful and happy newlyweds, despite the fact that they are the heroes of the occasion and all the attention of the public is concentrated on them, can also indulge in jokes for your wedding. Nowadays, many young couples who decide to get married arrange themed weddings. And those whose life motto is humor organize more than just parties with elements of a costume ball.
They turn their day into a real grand show using gags from their own wedding. Comic promises and oaths, appropriate outfits, decorations of the banquet hall, an outdoor ceremony in some interesting place, cool outfits of the presenters and guests - all this is an integral attribute of such holidays. The time when people strictly adhered to some conservative traditions and blindly followed the established rules of the wedding day has already become a thing of the past.
Preparation of jokes
Today everyone is free in their choice. And fashion trends only prove this once again. Pre-prepared jokes for an upcoming wedding can make it unforgettable not only for the newlyweds.
Often during a photo shoot, the bride and groom take various photographs with a touch of humor in the “wedding jokes” style. Interesting photographs that reveal all the adventurism of the couple and their thirst for adventure are what will make the spouses smile many years later. Pranks from various weddings can often be seen on video, which is filmed throughout the day. Sometimes they capture even the most unexpected and funny moments.
Memorable photos
For this competition, the presenter must prepare, or rather, edit photographs from the couple’s life together. Only the faces and bodies of the bride and groom should remain in the pictures, and the background should be darkened or painted over with all kinds of colors. One by one, the presenter shows the groom and everyone else pictures that show the bride and groom, and the groom must remember the reason for which this photo was taken and the place where it was taken. For a correctly guessed photo, the bride kisses the groom, and for all the correctly guessed photos, the groom receives a prize, for example, a frame for a wedding photo.
Popular jokes for the groom
A wedding that is held in a very fun and organized manner is a pleasant moment in the life of every couple. Today everyone is trying to make this day not just special, but elegant and fabulous. And fun on the topic of “jokes during a wedding” plays an important role in this process. The guests' impression of the celebration depends on a properly prepared program.
They play pranks on both young people and guests. The groom gets the most. The most common and famous prank for the groom is “The bride was stolen.” It is prepared and carried out, of course, by the groom’s closest friends; he must pay them a ransom so that they find the stolen bride. The young girlfriends sometimes also match their humor and improvise the “The Bride is Lost” joke. The groom must again pay the bride price - this time to the girls, and from time to time they pretend that they are looking for something missing, bringing a fake bride into the hall:
- girlfriend;
- mother;
- grandmother;
- one of the men
All the time, asking – “Is this her? Not she? What is your bride like?” The exhausted groom must clearly describe his beloved.
Pantonym
The host or one of the guests reads out an impromptu poem or story about the love of the bride and groom in words that can be shown, and the groom must reveal his “pantonymic” talent and comment on each word with facial expressions, for example, I (points to himself) love (shows heart) for you (points to the bride) and so on. The story can be of any direction, for example, You are the eighth wonder of the world, your eyes are like the blue sky, your smile shines like the sun. I love you very much and will always be your super hero. The groom is awarded a prize for a talented and brilliant performance.
Jokes scripts
But sometimes the wedding itself is a continuation of a whole cascade of humor and jokes. The most ardent jokers begin to make fun of the groom even before the wedding, playing out a whole scenario of ransoming the bride. The most popular pre-wedding jokes include:
- Before entering the entrance or house of the bride, the groom must solve several riddles. These are wedding-themed riddles: about the bride, her bridesmaids, and habits. The groom enters the house, only after solving these riddles, his friends help him.
- In a multi-story building or on the porch of a private house, every step is also a test for the groom. At each one, girls stand and ask him questions about his father-in-law, mother-in-law, the day he met his beloved, what she was wearing, about her first kiss, etc. These are humorous, cheerful questions; answering them, the groom slowly moves up the stairs.
- Large letters are often painted on stairs. You can do it on every step; if there are a lot of them, every two or three. Stepping on the letter, the groom must define his bride: L - beloved, E - economical, N - gentle, S - modest, V - cheerful, etc.
- The groom should reward his bride with wonderful epithets with humor in the following joke: matches are stuck into an apple. All are whole, one is half. The groom pulls them out with his teeth, while calling his beloved a bunny, a kitty, a star, a berry, a baby - as much as your imagination allows. Having pulled out a broken match, the groom sighs joyfully - the tests have stopped! But the word that he said at the same time, he must call the bride when he meets.
- The bridesmaids inflate balloons, hiding a piece of paper in each of them, on which the amount of money is indicated. One ball contains the inscription - the key to the heart. The groom pops the balloons one by one, paying money until he finds the treasured key to his beloved’s heart.
So that there is no shame at the ball
For this competition, the host must stock up on melodies of various dances, and the groom must stock up on enthusiasm and inspiration. The presenter takes turns playing excerpts of melodies of various dances (Greek, hopak, 7:40, tango, waltz, and so on). An excerpt of a song plays and the groom dances. It will be interesting for everyone to watch how the groom quickly finds his bearings and switches from dance to dance, each time showing incredible talent, for example, not to get confused and at the moment of tango take a chair or mother-in-law, grab a knife from the table and masterfully dance the lezginka. As soon as the melodies are over and the groom has successfully completed all the dances, he will be awarded a diploma as a skilled dancer, with whom the bride will not be ashamed to appear at the ball.
Wedding jokes for guests
Various entertainment competitions for guests have the goal of amusing, introducing people and preventing the wedding from turning into a simple drunken party. When inviting guests to participate in the competition, be sure to take into account their age and social status. Although, in principle, at a wedding it doesn’t matter. Humor, fun and good mood are important.
Therefore, you can use the following jokes for guests:
- "Eat some candy." Guests line up in pairs - a woman and a man. The toastmaster gives them candy, which they must unwrap and eat, holding their hands behind their backs. Whoever ate it faster is the winner.
- "Pass the ring." Guests are divided into two teams and stand in a line, alternately: man, woman. Everyone has a toothpick in their mouth. The first person puts a wedding ring on a toothpick and passes it along the chain. The task is not to miss the ring and pass it to the last one in the line.
- “Crumple the piece of paper.” The men sit on chairs, each with a sheet of A4 paper or newspaper on their laps. The girls sit on their knees. The time is noted - 1 minute, music plays, and the sitting girls must spin and jump until the leaf crumples. Whoever remembers the most wins.
- "The wedding night". The toastmaster invites the girl or man to touch the floor with their palms, without lifting their heels or bending their knees. He carefully writes down everything that the player says at this time. If the guest does the exercise silently, you need to ask leading questions: “How do you feel? Isn't it hard for you? How does it feel? Then the toastmaster says: “This is what (player’s name) thinks about his wedding night!” and reads out all the statements.
- “These eyes are opposite” Men and girls sit on chairs and look at each other. The music is playing - different: slow, romantic, cheerful, folk, etc. In this case, players must “dance” with their eyes.
- "Hold the ball." Guys and girls stand in pairs, each pair is given a small tennis ball. While dancing, they must hold it with their bodies, without using their hands.
- "Couture dress." Each couple is given a roll of white toilet paper. In 2-3 minutes (while music is playing cheerfully), the man must create an exclusive dress for his partner, without using paper clips or anything else.
Features of wedding jokes
If you take on organizing the holiday yourself, you cannot do without specialized literature, from which you can borrow several competitions and jokes for your future wedding. Many jokes at a wedding involve congratulating guests. Some of them are planned and prepared in advance. But many of them, as practice shows, are ordinary accidents associated with the shyness of most guests.
The more a person gets lost during a performance, the greater the likelihood of getting into an awkward situation. It could become another wedding prank, which will become legendary later.
When trying to find good jokes for your wedding, you can refer to this article. By entering “wedding and jokes at it” or “wedding funny moments” into a search engine, you will see not only articles and photographs of jokes that have already happened at some wedding. On our website you can find blanks that can add special sophistication to your congratulations.
A well-planned performance, an original wish with elements of humor always aroused the respect of not only the young couple, but also all those present. Want to stand out? Prepare a beautiful speech, coordinate with the toastmaster all the necessary nuances, and you will become the best guest at the celebration.
Jokes about weddings
My dad really loves the expression “without leaving the cash register” and probably uses it more than anyone else I know. Somehow I started searching on the Internet where this expression actually came from and found a great story called “Without leaving the cash register.” —-
As you know, you have to pay for everything in the world. For stupid show off - especially. And it’s better if it’s right there on the spot.
Have you ever been to a Moldovan wedding? No? Well, now I’ll tell you everything in order. I had a neighbor in Chisinau. He worked in a car repair shop, but despite this, he was a great connoisseur of fine art. Sometimes I would draw some sketches for him, and he would give me the little joys of a motorist - when he would throw up the candles, when he would replace the filter.
One day he told me that he was going to get married. Next Tuesday. I, as is customary in these cases, wished that the lady of the heart would not turn into the lady of the liver, and went about my business, but he told me that he did not accept excuses, and that I was obliged to attend his wedding. No not like this. MUST. Like this.
Well, there’s nothing to do, I called myself a milk mushroom and jump out of the cockpit.
On Tuesday afternoon, another friend of mine called me, let's call him Zhorik. This Zhorik worked in the car depot of the Council of Moldovan Ministers - he drove some tall and broad government official. He shared with me the joy of buying a new TV and asked me to help him unload this fragile but very weighty unit from a member carrier to the fourth floor without an elevator. I said that I would be happy to help him in this important matter, but not today. Because in two hours I have to be at a wedding without a car (I go to weddings by public transport - you never know), and I still don’t have my tie tied. Then Zhorik offered me a deal: I help him with his event, and he takes me to the wedding and even picks me up after the banquet.
Great, we'll meet in an hour.
An hour later, a black limousine four Zhiguli cars long pulled into the courtyard of our house, and I plunged into its velor bowels. Zhorik and I successfully carried out the tele-unloading work and, according to the second point of our program, moved towards the Gugutse cafe.
The square in front of the cafe was already crowded with dressed-up guests, slowly filtering inside. Zhorik stopped a limousine nearby and announced in the tone of Yuri Gagarin: “We’ve arrived!”
And then a crazy thought came to me: “Why not show off if there is such an opportunity?”
- Listen, can you drive right up to the entrance, get out of the car and open the door for me?
Zhorik understood everything and smiled: “Good idea...”
My appearance among the guests produced the effect of a volley of coast guard artillery: a sparkling limousine rolls up to the doors, a driver jumps out wearing a tie and jacket, politely opens the passenger door - and I, in full regalia, with a boring face and an important air, habitually leave the vehicle. While I covered the few meters that separated the limousine from the entrance to the cafe, the gazes of those present pleasantly tickled my back, and the smell of Hollywood was in the air...
In the midst of the wedding, the toastmaster stopped the music and the guests sat down in their places. A man appeared on the stage with a silver tray in one hand and a bottle of homemade strong drink in the other. He was accompanied by his wife, holding a microphone and an empty red bag. They headed to the far table, for some reason looking predatorily in my direction.
The subsequent ritual was quite funny: the guests stood up one by one, threw bills onto the tray, after which the man poured them a glass of kreplyak, and his lady announced the donation amount into the microphone, raking the money into a red bag. The rest closely followed what was happening, simultaneously keeping score, whispering and applauding especially large contributions to the budget of the young family. My parents gave me a thousand rubles each. Close relatives - several hundred each. Friends and acquaintances posted according to their proximity to young people, financial situation and their own stinginess - from twenty-five to a hundred.
When I noticed the numerous yowls directed at me from all sides of the hall, I felt sick. In the back pocket of my trousers I felt a crumpled three-ruble note...
"What to do?"
The pickers were inexorably approaching my table. Run away? The groom will be offended. Give me three rubles? After my spectacular appearance, it will be such a scandal as the world has not seen since the Cuban missile crisis.
"What to do?"
Oh, I think I came up with an idea... I’ll just go “to the toilet”, and when I return, a tray with a bag will already be carried past my table. I'm really sorry and all...
I jumped out of the hall and locked myself tightly in the booth. Figuring that the danger had passed, I returned to my place and noted with satisfaction that a tray with a microphone was being walked around the last table, the one closest to the newlyweds. And suddenly, looking at me with appetite, the presenter took the microphone from his lady and loudly announced that an extraordinary surprise awaited everyone present.
That's what he said: extraordinary.
Surprise.
When, together with the tray, bottle, bag, microphone and lady, he found himself in front of me, I was very close to fainting. There was silence. Two hundred guests prepared their hands for applause. The man leaned over to me and asked: “What’s your name?” - I answered, stuttering heavily. He regarded my excitement as a harbinger of such a sum, which is talked about only in the bank and only in a whisper.
This was the end...
The groom saved the situation. He came up to us, took the microphone from the man and told those present that since I was his neighbor, we would sort it out quietly, without unnecessary spotlights.
The man looked at me with delight and announced that Mr. Pollack, it turns out, was not only a close friend of the groom and a wealthy man, but also very modest, so he deserved applause. The audience clapped, the orchestra sang, and I stood with such a feeling that they poured a bottle of the same strong drink on my head, which he even forgot to pour for me due to an overabundance of feelings...
I returned home by trolleybus.
Author - Gadi Pollack https://toldot.ru/blogs/gpollack/gpollack_2417.html
The best award for a toastmaster
Wonderful photos, walks, feasts, various scenes and themed parties - this is not the entire list of what makes for funny things at weddings. Moreover, this can be either a planned action or an accident, which over time becomes the most beautiful and memorable highlight of the wedding. The way the world works is that the best things are unexpected.
Jokes about your wedding have always been the most discussed topic. Everyone present, including the young ones, always remembers such moments with a smile on their face. Cool competitions and toasts make guests cheer up a little and look at the holiday from a completely different angle. Thanks to such competitions, there is no feeling of boredom at weddings. Loud laughter is the main reward of every good toastmaster who works for people all evening.
Family advertising
The groom must show his ingenuity and advertise his family, or rather, each family member: himself, his new wife, mother-in-law, father-in-law, father-in-law and mother-in-law. For example, only today, only now in front of you is an incredibly beautiful and breathtaking chick, sweet as wine with a slight tart aftertaste of passion and charm. Eyes like the ocean, a look that moves your hearts and a kind heart that will open up vast expanses of joy before you. Who is this, you ask. I think you know it yourself. And the guests must guess who the groom is advertising. This is my mother-in-law. If the guests liked the groom's "commercial videos", he receives loud applause and a prize.
