Funny scenes for a wedding: ideas for a fun holiday

Funny scenes can be prepared for a wedding as a gift or congratulations to the newlyweds. The situations played out in them will amuse everyone present.

There is a whole category of short scenarios that tell about how spouses live some time after the wedding. It really looks very funny, because everyone in their mind compares the newlyweds sitting at the wedding table with the characters in the scene. Here, for example, are two options about “life after marriage.”

Monologues for the comic skit “The Ideal Husband”

From this comic scene, even at a wedding, you can learn how to become an ideal husband. Three people participate: husband, wife and presenter. The presenter just begins the skit, addressing the husband: “You look a little strange...” Then the husband conducts the monologue, and the wife only inserts her remarks.

“So I’m an ideal husband. Yes, yes, perfect. Are you wondering how I managed to achieve this? It all started after the wedding. In the morning I woke up and saw my wife. She was combing her hair in front of the mirror. It was a wonderful, unforgettable sight. Finally, I decided to break the magical silence and asked if it was time for us to have breakfast.”

The wife exclaims in surprise: “You decided to cook breakfast yourself? You are just a wonderful man!” The husband continues: “I really didn’t want to upset her, so I went into the kitchen and cooked some eggs. My beloved ate her portion with gusto, and I waited for what she would say.”

The wife’s enthusiastic exclamation: “It was incredibly delicious! Now I trust only you with scrambled eggs.” The husband continues: “I was in seventh heaven with happiness. Inspired by success, I cooked pasta for lunch and fried potatoes for dinner. My beloved devoured it all with great pleasure. But, you know, even her angelic patience is not limitless. About two weeks later she let it slip..."

The wife capriciously draws out: “What, this pasta again? I can't look at them anymore. And for scrambled eggs too - I’m not a chicken!” Husband: “And then I thought that I was not worthy of such a wonderful woman. I need to do my job better. To improve, I bought a cookbook and from then on I cooked at least one new dish a day.

My beloved courageously ate my cooking and even found a reason to praise me. Moreover, so that I had time to cook, clean, wash and iron, she began to fulfill my duties. My wife began going to football and bowling with friends, and watching the news on TV. After each match, she tells me everything in detail so that I am aware of the matter. Take care of me. After all, I am an ideal husband. All her friends agree with this. And even mother-in-law. But my friends say that I am behaving incorrectly. They’re probably jealous...” The story is interrupted by the wife’s call from the audience: “Darling...” The husband jumps up with the words “I’m running, my love!” and goes to her.

Short funny scene for a corporate party

For the scene, you will need to prepare paper signs and glue headbands to them, on each one write the name of a human organ - stomach, brain, etc. All participants sit at the same table, put headbands on their heads and take turns playing their role. The more emotionally they do this, the more fun and funny it will be for everyone present.

morning of January 1: the body wakes up

the brains spoke up

memory, tongue and liver gave voice

“What is marriage”: the second version of a comic scene for a wedding

This is another sketch that, in a comic form, shows what marriage is and what life is like after marriage. To prepare it, a couple is needed to play the roles of husband and wife. Also participating in the production is the “boy Vasya” and the presenter, who reads the text from the author. The only props required are a school bag and a couple of toys.

The presenter says: “The boy Vasya, a third-grader, knew a lot about life. He knew how a food processor worked and why thunderstorms happened. He knew how to hit a sparrow sitting on a tree with a slingshot. But one day Vasya read a phrase in a magazine that seemed completely incomprehensible to him. After all, everyone knows that a “defect” is a part poorly made at the factory. How then can you be married? The next morning Vasya decided to ask his parents about it.”

Vasya, packing a slingshot and a large shaggy spider in his briefcase, asks what it means to be married. The parents answer him one by one with increasing emotionality. Mom starts. Here are examples of replicas.

Being married means that your aunt makes coffee for your uncle every morning, but she never has time to drink it herself.
No, Vasya, this is when your aunt brews a tasteless brew and brings it to your uncle under the guise of coffee. Of course, she herself doesn’t want to drink this liquid, because at work you can drink normal “Espresso”.
In marriage, Vasenka, the uncle gets on his aunt’s nerves because he has problems with his boss at work.
Yes, it’s the aunt who spoils the uncle’s nerves, because her friend, Lenochka, has a dress from a new store.
And my aunt, my son, can’t buy himself a new dress!
Yes, son, this aunt can’t buy herself a fourth new dress in a month!
Being married is when your aunt does all the work, and your uncle only reads newspapers.
This is when the aunt takes care of everything, including the uncle’s salary!

At the end of these explanations, Vasya quietly leaves with a briefcase in his hands. The parents, noticing his absence, fall silent. The father says sadly: “Well, as always. He left and didn’t even listen to the end.” This is followed by congratulations to the newlyweds with wishes to be as little like the characters in the scene as possible.

Cool New Year's scene for a corporate party

Participants - 3 people - are invited to the stage or to the middle of the hall. They turn away, and Santa Claus shows the guests pictures and asks questions. After the answers are received, all three are given gifts - what was shown in the pictures.

Questions for the first participant: (the picture shows a children’s potty).

Do you think you need this gift?
Do you plan to use it often?
Would you give this item to your best friend if he asks you for it?
How long can you live without it?
Who are you willing to give it to from your immediate family?
Is there a person who would benefit from it more?
Who already has such a gift? And what about this?
Don't you think it might be stolen from you?
How will you return it?

For the second participant, Santa Claus prepared a picture of an enema.

Is this gift dear to your heart?
Who loves you so much that he gave it to you?
Do you plan to use it every day?
Do you think using it will bring you pleasure?
Will you ever get tired of a gift?
Could you re-gift it? To whom?
Will you watch how he uses the gift?
Do you have any tips for using the gift?

For the next participant, Santa Claus prepared a picture with a set for role-playing games.

Do you need such a gift?
How many years have you gone without it?
Do you think you'll like it?
Would you like to share it with your friends?
Can you use it with others at the same time, sitting in a group?
How might you feel when using it?
Would you like to sell it to your colleagues?
Would you give it to your boss for his birthday?
This gift is very unusual, would you like to record a video with it?
What is it for, describe it?

Very short funny wedding scenes

To amuse the newlyweds and guests, it is not necessary to stage a whole performance. You can prepare very short wedding scenes, funny thematic miniatures. Here are examples of such productions.

The bride throws a bouquet to her bridesmaids. Suddenly, a colorful Caucasian man jumps out from the crowd of girls and deftly catches the thrown bouquet. He immediately begins to offer each girl “for a low price” the caught bouquet and the right to be the first to get married.

Re-enactment of marriage registration. The registrar turns to the groom: “Citizen Petrov Ivan Ivanovich, do you agree to marry Maria Nikolaevna Ivanova in order to live with her in love and harmony until death do you part?” The groom agrees. The registrar asks the bride: “Do you agree, citizen Maria Nikolaevna Ivanova, to take Ivan Ivanovich Petrov as your husband for the fifth time, this time, to live with him... I don’t know what and how you live there with all your husbands, because There’s always some nonsense that separates you!”

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A short funny scene for a corporate event

maternity hospital visit

Two teams are participating. It is necessary to imagine a maternity hospital, a window into the ward and a mother who recently gave birth to a child and from the window, using gestures, explains to her husband who was born to them. The whole audience plays the role of a happy father. Two women are selected to play the role of mothers, each is given a task written on a piece of paper:

The boy looks like his dad, dark like his grandfather, brown eyes, eats well.
A girl, beautiful, like her mother, blue eyes, curly hair, calm, sleeps all the time.

The winner is the team that managed to guess by gestures who was born and what he looks like.

Corporate congratulation skits

gift after many years

Santa Claus has gifts in his bag: a soldier, a doll, a typewriter, an abacus, a notebook.

Host: Dear colleagues! They say that all dreams come true on New Year's Day. Surely as a child you dreamed that Santa Claus would bring you gifts and wrote letters to him. Today Santa Claus will fulfill your wishes.

Santa Claus approaches everyone present in turn, congratulates them on the New Year and gives gifts.

Approaches the largest lady: Girl, were you the one who asked Santa Claus to bring you a doll as a child? The lady answers - Yes! Santa Claus takes a doll out of the bag and hands it to the lady.
Approaches the boss. As a boy, did you write a letter to Santa Claus asking him to give you a car? The boss answers - Yes! So I waited. Hands him a typewriter.
Approaches the chief accountant. Do you remember what you dreamed of as a child, what you expected from Santa Claus for the New Year? The chief accountant answers - Of course, and receives the bills as a gift.

So Santa Claus goes around all the guests and gives them gifts.

fishermen scene

Three men and one presenter take part in the skit. Men act as fishermen, each wears family underpants and receives a fishing rod.

The presenter comes out and says: “Now our fishermen will catch a goldfish that makes wishes come true.”

The men turn away and pretend to fish. First, one fisherman casts a fishing rod and at the same moment his underpants fall off, and under them is attached a paper on which is written “Happy Holidays!” Then the second fisherman casts his fishing rod, his panties also fall off, on his piece of paper there is the following inscription “We wish you happiness and health,” the turn comes to the third fisherman, he has the following inscription “And salary increases!”

There may be more fishermen, congratulations can be written at your discretion

Funny skits about family for schoolchildren

Relaxation evening “We feel good together” dedicated to Family Day.

Goals:

Fostering love and respect for your family;
Development and formation of a friendly team of children and parents.
Development of children's creative abilities.

Hall decoration:

balloons, a birch tree with leaves, on each of them there is a photo of each child’s family. Exhibition of creative works of families. Children's photographs of mothers.

Equipment:

for competitions - 2 aprons, 2 scarves, 2 pots, rope, 2 chairs, 2 newspapers, 2 threads, 2 needles, potatoes, knives. Music Center.

Natalia Malich

From holiday to holiday

Scenes of family life in dishes and pictures

Series “Yes. Read. Be in love"

Illustrations used on the cover: Mary Frost / Shutterstock.com

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The author thanks Dmitry Malich, Olga Kiangeli and Fedor Veselov for their help in creating the book

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To my mother who let me go and stayed at home

At my husband’s parents’ dacha, where the whole family gathers for family holidays, there is a samovar table. It was cut by my great-grandfather from a single piece of a tree trunk in the form of a kind of potbelly stove. The boxes cut into the wood are closed with old stove doors with patterns, which the great-grandfather took from the apartment where he lived after the war, thus giving them a second life. Along the circle of the trunk there is an inscription, a phrase he heard somewhere: “There are no new patterns on the stove doors...” A thick sheet of iron is nailed to the upper end of the log. The sheet has rusted, but on it one can discern a festive still life once painted by the grandfather in oil paints - a kerosene lamp, a kettle, a bottle and glasses.

I don’t know about the holidays... it’s a complicated matter. Family ones especially. Spontaneous meetings are best... And then, how does a person suddenly turn from an outside observer into an organizer, begin to invite, treat, and occupy the time of decent people?.. Takes this difficult path. Dont clear. What kind of arrogance, right?..

Isn’t an ordinary day worthy of holiday status?!

To be honest, I don’t know how to organize holidays at all. I don't have this. My mother and I always preferred high-quality catering to a home-cooked feast. But there were two of us, and we didn’t have many friends between us. No industrial cooking. One “Jewish salad” is worth it!..

At the same time, I love to cook, I love food and my kitchen with dishes.

My children, on the contrary, love holidays - don’t feed them bread, so that everyone can come and have fun. All of us love to get together. Always loved. Therefore, feasts are commonplace for us.

Acquaintance

I have been living in St. Petersburg for a little over ten years. The move from Moscow was not planned, but rather was brought about by the flow of life.

Following the dictates of my heart, I was ready to go even to the ends of the world. It turned out that the edge of the world is a little closer. It’s not that I “went after my husband and ruined all his hard labor” - I think not... although... I need to clarify.

My husband and I had a dilemma: stay in Moscow or move to St. Petersburg, fortunately the profession allowed us to work remotely. I am a journalist, he is an artist. We met, of course, in Moscow, where we received our second degree. This is such a wasteful mess.

The secretary who accepted my documents for admission asked: “Are you and your brother applying?” Of course, I was very surprised, because I never had a brother. Then she took the sheet and showed me with her finger a line with the same last name and patronymic as mine, only the name was a man’s. Rejoicing at the coincidence, I happily forgot about it. And only six months later I met Lesha, he’s a pseudo-brother, he’s also a future husband. Somehow we had never crossed paths before... Then it turned out that our birthdays also coincided! But please don’t think that we are twins separated at birth - no! I checked. Exactly. And, taking into account all this, as well as some other coincidences concerning our mothers and children, which will be discussed later, how can one not think about the intervention of fate?.. But not then, the realization came after years.

At that time we thought about art more than anything else at all. And, of course, none of us thought about ordinary, high-calorie food. Gastronomy appeared in my life much later and took its very definite place. But first things first.

We, young, and some not so young, students ate exclusively spiritual food. And, believe it or not, this was enough for happiness! Some classmates lived in a legendary hostel for filmmakers on the outskirts of Moscow. And the locals, that is, we, visited them. And that time spent not only at the alma mater, but also in the hostel, I must say, formed the basis of many of my personally formed taste habits and beliefs.

There was no kitchen on the floor where my husband’s room was, so he and his neighbors, in order not to go down to the kitchen on the floor below, cooked all the dishes - from dumplings to pasta - in the room in the microwave. When I first visited them, it was a day of experimenting with eggplants. They tried to bake them whole as a gourmet appetizer, but the eggplants exploded in the oven just as I walked in. Subsequently, the recipe was perfected, and our joint gastronomic interests began from there.