Cool poems for a wedding. Wedding toasts and congratulations

Cool congratulations for the wedding

Today I am a guest at the wedding, Today my friends are getting married.
I am not a fan of “red phrases.” My order will be specific. Groom, take care of the bride. Buy boots for the winter, and a bright sundress for the summer. Well, in general, you know the list yourself.

Don't talk back to your wife - Everything will only get doubly worse. Her objections are a piece of cake. The wife is always right.

You need to promise less, otherwise you will have to deliver. Don't forget about compliments AND about “special” moments.

Now I'll tell you, bride. You don't feel cramped together with your loved one. Swear to always endure him, Even though it will be difficult sometimes.

Prepare a delicious dinner with love, I will come to you to eat! Kidding! Of course, for my husband. He is well-fed and more obedient.

And be patient, mother, collect socks around the house, and if he drinks more than the norm, do not send them to the addresses.

This will be my advice, although there is no advice in love. And if you quarrel, make peace. Only after making peace, go to bed.

And let the years fly forward. Got married? So, forever. There were a lot of words! Which one is missing? Bitterly!

I congratulate you on your wedding day, I wish you to live to old age. Together you will turn gray, go bald, go to the store, groan. In general, live happily and you love each other!

Congratulations, you are now ringed. I wish you to carry these handcuffs of marriage until the end of your days and maintain a sincere smile on your face, and not a twitching eye, excellent health, and not a mental disorder, the extraordinary beauty of soul and body, and not a disheveled and tired appearance. Live as happy birds, flying high in dreams and happiness, and may you soon have wonderful chicks.

That's it, guys, you got it, After all, you have become wife and husband. And for the husband: no parties, rare but fun drinking sessions,

Start saving up your stash, Forget the cool car. What you wanted for yourself for many years - That’s it, sorry, there’s no money for it.

For the wife: borscht and meat, in the summer - supplies for the winter. And all year - socks, socks. (So ​​as not to die of boredom).

What's happened? Aren't you afraid? And will you unite even stronger? This means you have found each other, the best husband and wife.

The family home will be bright, There will be excellent harmony between you, Your main success will be Loud, ringing children's laughter.

That's it: goodbye freedom! Ringed now, Now the general income, The ceiling and the table and the door.

I wish you, spouses: Always be happy, May you miss each other, But never be together.

So that love would prevail, Life would be pure syrup, Everything would be decided without scandal, Without the “rolling pin to the forehead” technique!

With cool gifts

Listen for two minutes, A wedding is no joke, Accept congratulations, And then wait for the gifts.

It is clear to all guests, of course, that they have not gathered here in vain, Everyone wants to see how they will drink and sing here,

How they will kiss here and smile at each other - both acquaintances and relatives. And, of course, Young.

I give you potatoes - Wait for Antoshka in a year. I will kiss the Couple on the cheeks, so that more daughters will be born.

So that the groom is a great guy, Here's a big cucumber for you, And so that it's hot in bed, From me - a slow cooker.

Happiness and love beyond measure, And hope and faith to you. Live together for a whole century and cherish each other.

Our command today is simple: First and foremost - Let love reign in the family, Tender and glorious.

And secondly, let the wife pump her biceps and protect her husband from long-legged ladies.

Third: we wish our husband personal achievements, so that he brings decent mammoths home.

So that there is something to eat With black caviar, So that guests come in a friendly crowd.

Well, we wish you children, strong and desirable. Yes! The ring should be friends with the ring finger.

We want to wish you to become a friendly family, to give birth to children soon, to relax with them at the sea, to the mountains with them and on a hike. Happiness for a hundred years ahead! To live without quarrels, misunderstandings - This is our task for you. And love to keep each other, Let the district envy! There will be endless joy, and wealth will be eternal!

REMOVED SONGS FOR WEDDINGS

The wedding has come to us

Original: “Farewell to Love” Performer: Vakhtang Kikabidze

The wedding has come to us. The wedding has come to us. You are already at the nuptial strip. And these long-awaited hours run faster than all the clocks in the world.

Chorus:

Only what will be, Only what will be You will keep in your heart forever. For some it’s just a noisy feast, but for you it’s the birth of a family!

Anything can happen, Anything can happen, Living life is not a field to cross. Maybe there will be various grievances, But happiness will also be on the way.

Chorus.

And now we wish, And now we wish to have children as soon as possible, So that the house will be noisy in the evenings, So that you won’t be sad for a minute.

Chorus.

We also wish you good love, And to walk side by side through life, So that you love, you are loved too, A long happy journey!

Chorus.

There is no need for you to go to the tundra

Original: “I’ll take you to the tundra” Performer: VIA “Gems”

There is no need for you to go to the tundra, you found each other here. On earth you found your happiness on Moskovskaya Well, why do you need the Far North? Stay tuned here. After all, you have a three-room yurt in the capital.

We arrived and rushed in on tinted reindeer. And they desperately burst straight into the snow-white registry office. We know that it’s not in vain that they call you a beautiful couple, And not because it’s a wedding, But in fact it is!

We were invited to the wedding. We are all at the same table. Dances, songs, congratulations, You can hear the chime of a glass, But your banquet will end And we want to suggest: The purpose of the wedding night Not to count the money there!

Congratulations, dear ones, on your marriage! Happiness, joy, success Live in abundance, without worries. We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts and hand you our envelope - You will recognize it as endless, even though it looks small.

We raise our glasses, clink glasses all around. And the circle of the dance floor is already calling and beckoning us to it. In conclusion, I would like to especially wish you: In terms of the number of children, you will become more than the Chinese.

We want (names of the newlyweds) to wish love and happiness, so that the family is reliable, energetic, and lively. Live together, have fun, Enjoy every moment, And we want to be guests of your golden wedding!

One day you met your love unexpectedly (Wish to the bride)

Original: “Cosa sei” Performer: “Ricchi e Poveri”

One day you unexpectedly met your love, And the sky answered you with earthly tenderness, And love, dear sun, took you away from people close to you...

But we wish you boundless happiness, Family joy and inevitable life, After all, love took you to another nest, For the main thing in your life!..

Chorus:

We will walk here until the morning. May you be happy in life, sister! May the whole world be at your feet, God bless you!

Let your hearth burn and warm, Let everything be like this in your family! May Heaven always have shelter, And keep love....

And time will fly by - love will remain, And children will help cope with trouble. The daughter will grow up and fall in love with someone too, and go to live with another family...

Chorus.

R. Artyomov

Ah, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka (wedding)

The bridesmaids sing in turn (the name can be changed)

Original: “Tanechka” Performer: “Carnival Night”

Oh, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka, my friend, Tell me, where did you snatch such a groom?

Andrei is big, but affectionate. And he is also a shooter: He will bring you a Bear on your honeymoon.

Chorus:

Tra-la-la……. (sing in a rough, growling voice. It will be funnier) He will bring you a Bear on your honeymoon.

Oh, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka, I envy you. Beautiful and slender, you are like a princess.

But don’t let Andrey worry and don’t be jealous in vain: I know you will be a faithful and honest wife.

Chorus:

Tra-la-la... (sing in a thin, exemplary voice) I know you will be a faithful and honest wife.

Oh, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka, Please don’t forget. Love your spouse tenderly, let's sleep more.

Your groom is just gold, And don’t look that he’s bald. A delicious dinner he'll cook for an encore!

Chorus:

Tra-la-la... (everyone sings together) A delicious dinner, great. He will cook for an encore!

The Virgin is suddenly in silence (Song of the Groom)

Original: “Conversation with Happiness” From the film “Ivan Vasilyevich Changes Profession”

(“Virgo” - replace with the name of the bride: Olga, Luda, Ira, Ksyusha, etc.)

The maiden suddenly rang the doorbell in silence. Are you bringing your things to me? I believe and I don’t believe... Snow was falling, dawn was floating, Autumn was drizzling... In construction for so many years Where have you been?

Chorus:

The registry office loudly slammed the door - That's it! I have become married now. How many years have I been playing with fate before this meeting with you. I was frozen somewhere, Sailing across the seas. Days flew head over heels in vain, Days without a stamp were lived in vain, Everything was in vain!

You came, everything came true - And don’t wait for an answer, How did I live without you before this meeting? The one who waits will bear everything, As if his wife would not beat him, If only everything, if only everything was not in vain!

Chorus.

I. Ageeva

Trees are dressed in gold (Song of the Groom)

Original: “Beauty Queen” Performer: Muslim Magomaev

The trees are dressed in gold, The wind drives the leaves from the roofs. In a stream of sunlight You are standing in a veil at the registry office. The gloss on the posters shines, You look at them with delight, You saw the Beauty Queen on the poster.

And I’m the only one who admires you, And you yourself don’t know, That your beauty will outshine any Beauty Queen. And I come to meet you, And I bring you flowers, As the only beauty queen in the world.

Chorus:

I am forever connected with you, You are life and happiness, My love!

I saw a lot of beauties, both in magazines and in movies, But not one of them became My wife anyway. And even I myself didn’t notice how you entered my dreams. And she found herself in a white dress and in a delicate cloud of a veil.

Chorus.

I. Ageeva

If the wedding takes place at a different time of the year, then change the lines associated with the season: “The trees are dressed with frost”, “Everything is dressed with green leaves”, “The gardens are blooming on the edge of summer”, “The gardens are barely dressed in foliage”, etc.

There will be joy and happiness (in front of the registry office)

Original: “Songs of the crocodile Gena” m/f “Cheburashka”

There will be joy and happiness, There will be troubles, adversity, And the years will fly by in succession, We will always remember the beardless Groom and the bride so young.

Chorus:

If the quarrel is over a couple of undercooked cutlets, Stop thinking about cutlets, Eat the vinaigrette.

That love is not fun, You, of course, know, Let your love be easy, It doesn’t hurt to think about diapers and pacifiers: This is how it was supposed to be for centuries.

Chorus:

Both girls and boys, Like flowers in a big garden, It’s a pity that their birth is only once a year.

Let sincere people come to you today and hand over the keys to your apartment! And your bosses will immediately raise your salary and won’t grumble unnecessarily.

Chorus:

We are finishing our song, So run quickly to the registry office, And we are all together today We will drink to you!

We didn’t come in vain (guest greeting card)

Original: “Songs of the crocodile Gena” m/f “Cheburashka”

We did not come in vain, This is clear to everyone, And we sat down at this table: (Name of the bride) to congratulate (Name of the groom), And leave this song as a souvenir that we will sing!

Chorus:

There is a holiday in this house today, And the bride and groom are congratulated by all the relatives, All the friends around!

We wish you happiness, We wish you health, and great, great luck! May there always be sunshine in your home, and may storms pass you by!

Chorus:

Let (Name of the bride) be a fairy, A good fairy, not an evil one, Well, let (Name of the groom), like a wizard, Let him keep peace.

We sang a song for you, We couldn’t say everything, Our final order is this: Walk together together, And help in everything, So that we can live “golden” until the wedding.

Chorus:

So that happiness blooms, Like apple trees in blossom, And misfortune passes you by in any year.

One simple fairy tale... (Congratulations to the groom)

Original: “Or maybe a crow” From the film “Plasticine Crow”

One simple fairy tale, Or maybe not a fairy tale, Or maybe not a simple one We want to tell you. We remember (the name of the groom) from childhood, Or maybe not from childhood, Or maybe we don’t remember, But we will remember...

We remember: once a stork brought a boy, Or maybe they found him in the cabbage in winter. He immediately took the guitar, went on a hike with his friends, and he sang songs with us Once upon a time under the moon.

His friends came close to him - Or maybe they didn’t, Or maybe they gathered for a wedding in a crowd, We wanted to sing a song, Or maybe not a song, Or maybe we just performed, Until we got drunk!

And his mother is happy, Or maybe she’s not happy, Or maybe she’s just happy For her son, After all, he’s a good guy, And we’ll congratulate him, Because we love him very much And we appreciate him!

And we wish him Health and success, And maybe not only, Everything, everything, everything, Whatever he himself wants, Or maybe he doesn’t want, Or maybe just happiness So that he has!

Z.Selezneva

The worn pen creaks again

Original: “Song of the Musketeers” Performer: Mikhail Boyarsky

The worn pen creaks again, And the registry office employee puts a stamp on you. We see that we are both lucky, We have a top-class bride and groom!

It's time, it's time, let's rejoice in our lifetime to such a beautiful couple, Happy day! Bye-bye-bye Cupid unites hearts, We will whisper to Fate more than once: - Mercy side!

You need money to be happy - C'est la vie! And personal housing is even more necessary! And there is no happiness in the world without love! So may good luck accompany you!

It's time, it's time, let's rejoice in our lifetime to such a beautiful couple, Happy day! Bye-bye-bye Cupid unites hearts, We will whisper to Fate more than once: - Mercy side!

The wedding went wild (a message to the young)

Original: “Katyusha” Performer: Lidia Ruslanova

The wedding was in full swing, the guests were congratulating the newlyweds. You kiss your bride on the lips, our dear young groom.

Let the wine in your glasses be strong, and your life is like sweet honey. To the young people, we will unanimously shout “Bitter!”, And then all the people will start dancing.

I wish you happiness, health and good luck, May the little ones grow up in a crowd, And love each other, no other way, than until the golden wedding!

Noisy wedding, drunk wedding (guest wedding)

Original: “Dark Eyes”

The wedding is noisy, the wedding is drunk, crowded and fun! And for the sake of the young, the wine makes us drunk, Our legs dance, our heads throb!

And our groom is drunk without wine, For him now there is only one, And beloved, and desired, Incomparable, long-awaited!

Chorus:

So kiss her, kiss her passionately, After all, no one has ever seen her sweeter. Happiness will never leave you, Good luck, friends, good luck!

We will not live in this world (Song of the Groom)

Original: “Yellow Leaves”

We cannot live in this world, We cannot live in this world without losses, without losses. I was still single in the summer, I was still single in the summer, And now, and now...

Chorus:

Yellow leaves are circling over the city, falling under our feet with a quiet rustle. And I can’t hide from the wedding, I can’t hide... Dear mother, why should I get married?!

A leaf sticks to the window, A leaf sticks to the window Golden, golden, Why did you captivate me, Why did you captivate me with Beauty, beauty?

Chorus.

I. Ageeva

Guests are all together together (guest greeting card)

Original: “Songs of the crocodile Gena” m/f “Cheburashka”

The guests are all together, Let's sing our instructions to the bride and groom, Let's sing and congratulate, Let's celebrate a glorious wedding, Let's wish them happiness together.

Chorus:

How beautiful, young ones, Like apple trees in bloom, Stay like that, Every day of the year.

Give in to each other, dance the waltz in a circle, and invite your friends to the party. Love tenderly, deeply And live beautifully, Becoming more friendly from year to year.

Chorus:

The power of feeling conquers, And danger and misfortune, Love only happens once, Like spring in a year.

Together happiness is forged, a song is sung together, and it’s not difficult to be a housewife. If there is agreement with your husband, there is no disagreement about anything and adversity is easy to overcome.

Chorus:

For family order, For harmony in everyday life. Speak not furtively, but honestly.

As one heart beats, Light and music flow, (Bride's name) sings tender songs. His wife will be pleased - He swore an oath to her, he will not go to his friends after his shift.

Chorus:

So that you go to Sochi, Live together and in harmony, So that children are born Only once a year.

We sang a song for you, We couldn’t say everything, Our final order is this: Walk together together, And help in everything, So that we can live “golden” until the wedding.

Chorus:

So that happiness blooms, Like apple trees in blossom, And misfortune passes you by in any year.

Fashion changes daily (Gypsy greeting)

Original: “Fortune Teller” From the film “Ah, Vaudeville!”

Fashion changes daily, But as long as the light lasts, Weddings will be celebrated by the people, After all, without a wedding there is no life! They put a stamp in your passport forever, you are now a young family! We all heartily congratulate you. Everyone is happy: both family and friends!

Chorus:

Well, what can I say, what can I say, to you, Anna and Vasily? (names of the couple) We want storks to bring children to your family, So that there is happiness and love, Patience and luck, An apartment, it is renovated in a European style, A car, money, a dacha!

Anya, Vasya needs to be fed more often, so that he can carry you in his arms, so that he can brag to his friends that he got such a beauty! Well, Vasya, we wish you: A lot of strength, patience, and we know who the queen is in the family, Well, you will be the king in it!

Chorus:

Well, what can I say, well, what can I say? May God protect you and help your young cell all the time! Let respect and love grow stronger, and more! And my guests and I will shout to you: “Vasily, Anna, BITTER!” ! ! (3 times)

E. Smirnova

The nightingale sang in the grove (To the newlyweds)

Original: “The Nightingale Sang in the Grove” Performers: Marina Devyatova and Peter Dranga

In the grove a nightingale sang, there in the distance, A song about happiness and love, Two young hearts could not cope with the spell (Young hearts) - And now rings shine on two fingers!

Sparkles in the eyes of our young people. This day is special, important for two. Let spring rage, (Let summer/autumn rage) the nightingale sings, And love casts a spell and weaves nets for you!

May a bright star shine above you, May the years float in peace and harmony, May you always be lucky in everything in life, And on the roof of the house a stork has built a nest!

Sing louder, nightingale, remain faithful to them, Let the song of Happiness and love never cease! Take care, children, of the nightingale's trills, Let the family be friendly and happy!!!

N.Gunko

In this lush, wondrous hall

Original: “Oh, what a woman...” Performer: group “Freestyle”

In this magnificent, marvelous hall, you gathered your friends to your place, announcing your wedding. Here is the daughter-in-law opposite, sitting half-turn towards us, She is no cuter or more beautiful. It took the spirit of many and they are afraid to say out loud, what if the wife hears a drunken speech: “Oh, what a woman, what a woman, I wish I had one like that!”

Our fiancé looks menacingly, watches the men and is not very jealous, but he is jealous. He has lost peace and sleep, It is immediately obvious that he is in love, But in vain he grieves. There is plenty of wine on the table so that we can forget until the morning this crazy song: “Oh, what a woman, what a woman, I wish I had one like that!”

I. Boyarintsev

Just yesterday, holding the hand and jumping.. (from the groom’s mother)

Original: “Weather in the House” Performer: Larisa Dolina

Just yesterday, holding my hand and skipping with me, you measured your childhood years, And now you have grown up, my boy, And I didn’t even notice when.

Chorus:

For mothers there is always no better blessing than the happiness of their own children. My adult son, Happy Marriage! Let only the guests' wine be bitter!

Friends and all relatives gathered together at the wedding table for the celebration. Today you put a ring on the bride, And I have a daughter!

Chorus:

For mothers there is always no better blessing than the happiness of their own children. Well, hello, daughter! Happy Legal Marriage! I believe that we will become closer and dearer.

Let your life be decorated with a lush bow A reliable knot of family ties, And the years will be cut into diamonds, Celebrating the union with anniversaries!

Chorus:

For mothers there is always no better blessing than the happiness of their own children. Let it be so! Happy Legal Marriage! Let only the guests' wine be bitter!

There are thorns and roses in a family, But only love has rights in it! Forgive me for these tears today - I repeat my mother’s words...

Chorus:

For mothers there is always no better good than the happiness of their own children. Let it be so! Happy Legal Marriage! Let only the guests' wine be bitter!

N. Kechatova

The unbreakable union of a girl and a guy

Original: Anthem of the Russian Federation

The indestructible union of a girl and a boy, united forever by the great seal. Long live your decision to start life in a legal marriage today.

Hail, your decision is free! You are a wonderful stronghold for Russia: The craving for love is a people’s strength, and is already leading you to childbearing!

Through the years the bright sun shone for you, The bride and groom found their ideal! Today you put rings on each other, And you won’t be found among the blankets!

In the victory of immortal conditioned reflexes We see the greatness of the coming Rus': Produce hard-working, famous people, And, each of you, taste your own happiness!

I.Mukhin

Cozy cafe (guest room)

Original: “Provence” Performer: Yolka

Cozy cafe, Today is my friends wedding. The bride and groom, as well as many colorful guests.

Everyone will remember the beautiful waltz of two loving people. And my plans are to get drunk and as much as possible!

Chorus:

And tomorrow let your head hurt from night to morning, After all, the only thing that matters is: Screaming today: bitter, bitter.

Good news to you, and have smart children. I wish you happiness, I drink my glass to you, ah, ah, ah..... Ah, ah, ah, ah.....

The bride is good, I envy you in a kind way. She loves her groom so much, and he is jealous of her in front of everyone.

There is no need for more quarrels, After all, these are just stupid words. Love passionately, Love as long as possible!

Chorus:

And tomorrow let your head hurt from night to morning, After all, the only thing that matters is: Screaming today: bitter, bitter.

Good news to you, and have smart children. I wish you happiness, I drink my glass to you, ah, ah, ah..... Ah, ah, ah, ah.....

What's next for you in life?

Original: “Scows full of mullet” Performer: Leonid Utesov

What is next for you in life, We want to sing about that for you, So that you can imagine at least a little bit What you have done now.

(Name of the bride) was afraid of the dark, Went for a walk with a lantern, Now your husband (Name of the groom) won’t let you out alone even during the day.

You were going to visit your friends, talk about this and that, But (Name of the bride) spoke out against it, hitting the floor with her heel.

Now he sits and laughs, But how will he laugh when he starts a family? Then he will instantly forget about the dream.

In the morning you run for food, you wash your diapers yourself during the day. Why did you exchange earthly delights for this kind of bedlam?

But you guys, don't be scared. This is all a joke, but now please accept our congratulations, because we are very happy for you.

Once upon a time there lived a boy alone (congratulations)

Original: “A Million Scarlet Roses” Performer: Alla Pugacheva

Once upon a time there lived a boy alone, he lived cheerfully and did not grieve. I met a beautiful girl and fell in love with her immediately.

He gave her his heart, put a ring on her finger. He called him his wife, We congratulate him!

Chorus:

A million, a million, a million scarlet roses And a beautiful bride, and a proud groom, So let's fill our glasses and say our toast: To health, luck, and the love of the young!

A million, a million, a million kind words, Let them be remembered for the rest of your life, Let love reign in your home, And the groom looks at the bride in love.

Following the groom to the crossroads (Gift for the groom/husband)

Original: "Love Song"

I will never rush to pick up the groom at the crossroads: After all, after the wedding, it’s so easy for us to love each other, and it’s so easy to live.

Let him try to deceive, Let him risk being friends with someone else! – I’ll get tired of counting my “friends”! But he won't be able to live without me.

Or maybe I shouldn’t have rushed to the wedding... Should I have gone out more? Well, no: I fell in love with him Happily, deeply and passionately.

Life gave a hand, a heart and a soul. He will be able to treasure them. Where can I get away from my husband: How can I live in the world without him?!

I. Mukhin

Weigh yourself with fires, blue nights

Original: "Raise the fires"

Weigh yourself with fires, blue nights, We would like to congratulate you very much. We are always ready for a wedding in everything. The main motto is: “One hundred grams and we’ll sing!”

We are so pleased to look at the bride, The father-in-law and mother-in-law are also there, The mother-in-law and father-in-law will help you in everything, Well, but the groom seems to have nothing to do with it.

Our entire squad strives to congratulate you, Red faces glow with banners, We came in formation and stand decorously And we don’t want to go anywhere.

We congratulate you, we wish you happiness, we bless you for many years to come, the era of years together is approaching, always be prepared for family life!!!

White chocolate

May you walk happily through life together (Chorus of friends and relatives)

Original: “It’s fun to walk together”

Happy to walk through life together, You through life, before, through life, So, wedding, more fun, brighter than splashes, Brighter than splashes, brighter than splashes!

If in this world two hearts fall in love, Once a groom, two brides, and happiness will come true, Once a heart, two hearts - there will be a rainbow, Once a ring, two rings - there will be a wedding!

Groom, don’t be lazy, get off the stove: Once a salary, two salaries - there will be thousands, Once a crib, two cribs - there will be cells, Once a family, once a family - there will be children!

You, bride, do not refuse one bit: Once a porch, two porches - there is a little light, Once a heart, two hearts - there will be a rainbow, Once a ring, two rings - your wedding!

I.Mukhin

It’s impossible to imagine a more mysterious wedding!

Original: “How cool” Performer: Oleg Mityaev

It’s impossible to imagine a more mysterious wedding! It takes you out to sea with the simple name “Life”! It connects two lovers securely! It’s great that we are all here today!

You need to remember it, Like your first salary! Now two halves of the whole have been found! We wish you, guys, to preserve love and youth! It’s great that we are all here today!

If only I didn’t get married (To the young from the bride’s friends)

Original: “If only there were no winter” From the film “Winter in Prostokvashino”

If I hadn’t gotten married, I would have lived with my mother, I would never have seen the long-awaited wedding, I wouldn’t be standing now in a wedding dress And you wouldn’t be a bride now, of course. And you wouldn’t be a bride now, of course.

If you hadn’t married our friend, your dreams wouldn’t have come true, Make life a little more beautiful! I would cook my own borscht, I would fry cutlets, and we wouldn’t have to dance at this wedding! And we wouldn’t have to dance at this wedding!

We wish you endlessly sweet love, Let the lights burn in your hearts, Let the nights be hot! May every moment bring tender hugs, and may there be peace and complete happiness in the family! And let there be peace and complete happiness in the family!

May everything you dream of always come true... And five little kids, if only for joy...

Elina Kiprova

How the bachelor's age is short-lived (Song of the conscientious groom)

Original: “Song of the Cavalry Guard” From the film “Star of Captivating Happiness”

How the bachelor’s age is short-lived, And that’s why it’s so sweet. Mendelssohn's march, bedroom canopy, wine glasses chiming. A wooden or cast iron cross is assigned to me in the coming darkness. I promised the young maiden eternal love on earth. I promised the young maiden eternal love on earth.

The champagne flows like a river, and the gaze becomes slightly foggy. The bride-wife is at hand, And this, it seems, is for centuries. And no matter how sweet the sublunary world is - Anxiety lies on the brow - I promised the young maiden Eternal Love on earth. I promised the young maiden eternal love on earth.

I. Ageeva

By replacing “I” with “you” in the song, his friends can sing for the conscientious but modest groom, presenting this song number as a surprise gift.

Here is a daring couple rushing

Original: “Here comes the daring troika”

Here is a daring couple rushing to the registry office in an expensive foreign car, And Mendelssohn, playing his march, Rings under the arc of the sun.

The dashing groom - he got up at midnight, sad about the past in silence. And again he sang about the clear eyes, About the eyes of the girl-soul:

“Without you, there is little room for me in my life - you have conquered the young man! I'm glad that you are my bride, And we will unite our hearts!

Now you are my half! We’ll make our own nest!” The young fellow stepped on the gas and began to sound like a nightingale.

I.Mukhin

Wedding toasts in verse

Love is not only a flame of passion that suddenly flared in the blood. We will raise our glasses with you to the greatest labor of love!

Let's drink to the ability to forgive and console - if there is bad luck, Let's drink to the seal of love, To the tenderness of the body, the strength of the spirit!

The imperishable glow of two wedding rings, the holy union of two loving hearts.

Great start! So much to come! Let's raise our glasses to the triumph of love!

Like the wings of a mountain eagle, a husband and wife are alike in harmony: An eagle cannot be lucky with the flap of one wing.

With this toast I wish the newlyweds Concord, So that their flight - Through their entire lives - turns out to be successful!

I drink to the long-awaited moment, To the fulfillment of desires, To the sweetness of family “shackles”!

I drink to loyalty and tenderness, I drink to the first snowdrop, I drink to your love!

Wedding toasts in prose: creative ideas

If you are good at remembering long wishes, you can prepare several toasts for the wedding in prose, funny, but with meaning.

Dear newlyweds! Surely, you don’t really like the word that is used to describe the formalization of marital relations – marriage. Can anything good be called marriage? So let's raise our glasses so that your marriage is not defective, so that you value and respect each other, take care of your feelings and remain faithful to each other even in the most difficult moments of your life together!

Our dears! I would like to tell you one instructive story. Once upon a time, a king and his queen lived in a luxurious castle. They lived in perfect harmony, but one day enemies broke into their castle. They saw the beauty of the queen and felt sorry for her. “Go in peace. And you can take one thing from the castle that you consider the most valuable!” - said the enemies. The queen, without hesitation, put the king on her shoulders and took him with her as her most valuable possession, thereby saving his life. Let's drink to the fact that the most valuable thing for newlyweds will always be their other half!

Dear newlyweds, today you planted your little tree of love. I want to raise a glass to ensure that no pests land on its branches, that not a single woodcutter tries to cut down your tree at the root, that no winds or blizzards spoil its beauty and grandeur!

Funny toasts for a wedding

The portal for newlyweds Svadebka.ws has compiled for you short and funny wedding toasts that will be easy to remember and will definitely appeal to the newlyweds.

Dear young people! You are very similar to the two halves of a Kinder Surprise - just as sweet and tender, ideal for each other. Let's drink to the fact that there will be nothing but pleasant surprises in your family!

Let's raise our glasses to our newlyweds and wish them, even without wine and champagne, to always be slightly intoxicated with each other. Bitterly!

Let's raise our glasses together so that the newlyweds' table is bursting with treats and the bed is bursting with passionate nights. Bitterly!

The best families are those where the wife does not attach importance to a crooked nail, and the husband does not attach importance to over-salted borscht. May mutual understanding always reign in your family!

Touching congratulations on your wedding day

You have become husband and wife: A wonderful, sincere family. You have chosen a single path, and now you cannot turn away from it. Strengthen your love with fidelity, Give happiness again and again. Share all tenderness equally and keep this day in your hearts!

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Our dears! Today is your family’s birthday, and it is one day old, on which we congratulate you. May there be many, many such birthdays, and may your family become stronger and more harmonious every year. May it never rain in your home, and may you find warmth in each other even on the cloudiest day. Take care of your tender feelings, hug and kiss each other so that your strong family will always be warm!

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Dear bride! Let your eyes always shine exclusively with happiness, and they will never see tears. Dear groom! Be a reliable support and protector for your beloved, so that she always smiles and warms you with her affection and love!

Cool toasts to newlyweds in verse

Cool wedding toasts can be not only in prose, but also in verse, if the congratulator is a creative and creative person. What options for cool toasts can be used to please young people? Here are some examples.

We want to wish you wisdom and patience. Let marriage from now on be as sweet as jam.

Drive away all enemies like flies with a newspaper. Let the family shine like a bright comet!

Say goodbye to freedom: Ringed now. Your total income is the window, the table, and the door.

But now you share both sadness and grief. And love and kisses! Let's drink to the young people!

Congratulations on your magical day! May you be lucky in all matters! There will be a house in the Maldives and a good bank account.

Let another piece of heaven be in loving eyes. Let the bride bathe in diamonds and flowers!

We congratulate you on your wedding and wish you from the bottom of our hearts. Don't swear, don't swear - we're all good at this.

And let the rolling pin be useful only in the kitchen for young people. Well, in the bedroom on a passionate night, let out smoke together!

Today is a good, sweet holiday. You have made a vow of fidelity. The prankster Cupid pierced with an arrow, so that they could be close for many years.

We wish sincerely in love that the heat of the heart be red-hot. Love, good luck, and that’s it! We drink everything to the bottom and say “Bitter!”

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