We organize a bride ransom in a medical style: wedding medical examination


Among the various bride price scenarios, “professional” ones occupy not the least place, that is, those related to the profession of the bride or groom or their relatives.

Medical-style bridesmaid weddings are especially popular, perhaps because the newlywed’s friends in the form of nurses look especially impressive and seductive.

Medical bride price

What writers and directors will not invent for an unusual wedding ball. And not only these plots attract the organizers of the wedding celebration. For example, medical topics are very popular these days. What is the reason for this passion for the noblest of professions and its everyday life, but scenarios on the themes of hospitals, ambulances and the like are increasingly found at youth weddings.

In this plot, the first half plays a big role, which continues until the newlyweds visit the registry office. And everyone who participated in the ritual games that accompany a marriage is well aware of the beautiful and exquisite custom of ransoming the bride. Each wedding scenario has a unique approach. But the arrival of an ambulance team led by a famous doctor or scientific luminary from medicine with a meaningful inscription on a giant badge with the word “Dokhtur” cannot be compared with another plot and solution to the scenario.

Doctors' style ransom: necessary equipment

Buy white coats for the head physician, caps with large medical crosses, glasses, false mustaches and beards to create the image of a kind of Doctor Aibolit. He can be played by the toastmaster or the father of the bride.

The groom will have to undergo a comic medical examination to determine his professional suitability for family life, so he should acquire spectacular medical attributes. Buy a huge syringe (without a needle). This can be found in specialized joke stores. The tube for listening to the heart can be replaced with a children's tube or a phonendoscope from a “children's hospital”. But it is better if the attributes are more massive, so that they are clearly visible and clearly displayed during the shooting.

Prepare a dart, a neurologist's hammer, maybe a large and massive one, an ophthalmological instrument - just a die for closing one eye (the groom's palm will do)

Prepare “pills” and “potions” in advance with humorous inscriptions, for example, “Elixir of Happiness”, “Highly Concentrated Love”. It could be just candies with creative wrappers or juices in medical bottles.

Menu, serving

It is often written that at a medical party the menu should be extremely healthy. But it's boring! Approach the menu as you would for any other holiday – the priorities are the tastes of the guests and the format of the event. But it’s worth thinking about the presentation in order to fit the treats into the medical style of the room’s decoration. Ideas:

  • Decorate the skirt of a snow-white tablecloth and the corners of white napkins with thematic symbols to get away from banal “surgical” sterility;

  • The dishes are one-color, the same shade that is used in the design. It is advisable that trays, serving dishes, tweezers, and other utensils be metal. You can decorate the dining area with silver balloons;
  • pour ketchup and other sauces into liquid soap dispensers (new ones, of course);
  • print plates for dishes, labels for alcohol: medicine of happiness, anti-sadness, vitaminosis, gastroenterologist's nightmare, alcohol 96, tranquilizer, anesthetic “Seventh Heaven”;

  • draw alcoholic drinks into large syringes without a needle, place them in glasses/vases with the spout up - injections of joy;
  • multi-colored jelly cooled in syringes looks cool (and is funny too);
  • desserts/drinks can be served in plastic test containers, measuring cups, flasks, beakers;

  • nuts in yogurt and marshmallows will become cotton swabs, crunchy sticks dipped in white chocolate will turn into ear sticks. “Rassmeshin” pills are bright dragees in large transparent containers or, conversely, portioned into cups;
  • Decorate some menu items and the cake in a medical style: sprinkles, icing, mastic, toppers with pictures. You can bake cookies, pour chocolate, cut fruits and ham into the shapes of hearts, crosses, flasks, and plaster.

Start

The ransom begins from the moment the groom approaches the entrance of the house where his bride lives. His path is blocked by a “nurse” (bride’s witness) with a sign that there is “QUARANTINE” in the house, and in front of the entrance door there is a red tape, blocking the passage.

The “nurse” asks the groom the purpose of his entry into the quarantine zone. The future husband explains that he is going to the bride, that they are having a wedding today. The witness shouts into the bullhorn the “chief doctor” looking out the window, the name and surname of the bride, do they have such a patient? The head doctor replies that there is such a patient and she has already been cured, so we need to let the groom through, let him discharge her and take her to register with the registry office.

The groom tries to get through, but the witness still doesn’t want to let him through, since you can’t enter the hospital without shoe covers. In addition, you need to wear a mask, which the groom doesn’t have either. Another friend of the bride offers the groom to buy these accessories for a certain amount.

Neuropathologist

The groom approaches the bride's apartment, but the neurologist does not let him in.

Neurologist: Any complaints? Are your nerves okay?

Tests reflexes with a hammer.

Neurologist: Are your hands shaking? Don't you complain about your memory? We'll check this now.

Gives you a piece of paper, a pencil and blindfolds you.

Neurologist: Draw a portrait of your beloved from memory.

The groom draws, and the witness helps him with tips.

Neurologist: A little similar, but not quite! Well, that's not my thing anymore. And I give you a diagnosis: strong passion and love. I won't help you with this either. All the best! And don't get sick!

Makes a note on the card and gives it to the therapist.

How is the ransom carried out?

The ransom is carried out in front of the bride's house or along the groom's route to the place where his bride is waiting. There is a known case when a witness dressed in the uniform of a traffic police officer and created obstacles on the road. There is the option of stealing the bride on the wedding day before the ransom ceremony. Friends of the groom often take part in this matter, who allegedly do not want to let the bachelor leave their company.

Perfect Ransom is a thrilling chase thriller.

Traditionally, the ransom takes place in front of the apartment where the bride is waiting. The tests can be so creative and sophisticated that the groom's patience can be envied. He is helped by friends and, of course, a witness. We know of a case where the groom freaked out and left for the festive table. Naturally, my friend and his friend smoothed out the situation, but the bitterness remained. Therefore, when planning a ransom, think about how the future head of the family and the bride herself will react to this.

Competitions require resourcefulness, a sense of humor, strength and ingenuity. Sometimes there are many more people present at the ransom than at the registry office. These are neighbors, relatives, and work colleagues. They are interested in watching, laughing, getting a boost of energy and positivity.

Features of the buyout organization

In order to organize this event creatively and cheerfully, you need to think through the scenario and characters in advance, while taking into account the artistic talents and personal qualities of the people involved in the action. One of the original ideas could be a funny modern bride price in the style of medicine.

At the preparation stage, you need to consider several points :

  1. Choosing a Hospital-Style Ransom Venue. During the warm season, you can hold the event outdoors, for example, in the courtyard of the bride’s house or in a park. If the ransom is organized indoors, make sure there is enough space.
  2. Prepare the details and hospital-style interior in advance.
  3. Clearly think through the scenario, but do not overload with events. The entire procedure should not take more than 20 minutes.
  4. Agree on what “currency” the ransom will be in and on the size, so as not to put the groom in an awkward position due to a lack of ransom funds. It doesn't have to be real money - you can print comic bills or get by with champagne, sweets and fruits.
  5. Do not use tasks that may embarrass the groom or ruin his mood - do not examine his teeth, throat, force him to lift his shirt, or drink liters of liquid. If he has no hearing, don't force him to sing. Also, tasks should not ruin the costume. For example, climbing a tree or a window is also not a very good idea. After all, he still has to go to the registry office.

Psychiatric ward! flight of stairs

Psychiatrist: So man, take your time, sit down. What are you complaining about? Groom: Nothing bothers me Psychiatrist: Are you registered with a psychiatrist? Groom: no Psychiatrist: I see, that means this is our first time. I explain the rules to you at an appointment with a psychiatrist: I will show you pictures and numbers, and you tell me what they mean. At the end of the appointment, I will give you a certificate that will show you where to go next: to ward 19 for the bride or for treatment in the psychiatric department. Don't screw it up, dear! Shows him pictures: 1) What do you see in this picture (shows an infinity sign, which symbolizes a long life together; Olympic rings, which look like wedding rings, a picture with lemons, which are very similar to a woman’s breasts)?

2) What do these numbers 205, 43 mean (groom’s car number/groom’s shoe size)? 3) Shows a sign that says “18 cm.” and says: “Oh, well, we won’t discuss this in front of everyone” (this is a number to amuse the audience). 4) Who is shown in this photograph? Shows a photo of the bride. Well, groom, let me write you a certificate and move on! He writes large: HEALTHY and shows it to the camera.

Invitations

If you are planning a corporate event, a laconic card with the company logo will do. The text is semi-official, but friendly - still a celebration, not a challenge to the carpet. Other ideas:

  • a postcard in the form of a thematic attribute or body part, if the party is specialized (ophthalmologists - eye, dentists - tooth);
  • invitation in the form of a bandage package. The packaging is a stylized sealed envelope that will need to be torn. Inside is a rolled up sheet of paper with text (you can print a picture with the texture of a bandage);
  • box or container for vitamins , inside there is a card + multi-colored dragees;

  • invitation to a medical party in the form of a voucher (guests are both doctors and patients):

Dear Ivan Vasilyevich, in gratitude for your impeccable work, the management gives you a ticket to the sanatorium “ Pill for Boredom”

"!
The wellness program includes life-giving infusions of C2 H5 OH solution, an anti-gloom diet, anti-stress entertainment and much more!

Stylized ransom medicine

It would be interesting to see such a wedding carriage for newlyweds working in this field and for a couple who understand absolutely nothing about medical care. For example, the so-called professional medical examination of the groom’s friends and himself will look especially relevant, because everyone has attended similar events at the military registration and enlistment office. Everyone remembers conscription into the army, as well as its features.

The scenario is like this. The inscription on the table, where a truly incorruptible commission headed by a strict doctor sits, says that it is impossible to pass by. The bridesmaid, a nurse, offers to be examined for the possibility of a severe and incurable illness. Having been diagnosed with “endless love with aggravating diseases,” the groom is offered to undergo further examination and obtain insurance, where a medical policy is written in large numbers, indicating the amount in different currencies. This is the bride price at a medical style wedding. The main thing is not to sell yourself short!

Bride ransom scenario “Medical examination”

With so many different buyout scenarios out there, it can be very difficult to find something that's right for you, isn't it? If your life is somehow connected with the medical field or this topic appeals to you, then the Svadebka.ws portal invites you to conduct a ransom in the “Medical Examination” style.

For such an unusual bride price you will need the following details:

  • 5 white coats,
  • a toy or real phonendoscope,
  • carrot,
  • paper,
  • hammer for knocking on knees,
  • darts,
  • marker.

Stage I “At the therapist”

The groom and his friends arrive at the bride’s house, and on the entrance door there is a “Hospital” sign, next to which stands a therapist (one of the bridesmaids). The therapist says:

Who it? Why did you come? You see, we are in quarantine!

The groom answers. And the therapist continues:

Oh, you are the same patient diagnosed with falling in love. Well, in order to see our beautiful bride, you will need to be examined by doctors. Where is your medical record?

The groom answers no. Then the therapist says:

Why not? Then buy it!

The groom gives the ransom, the therapist hands him a medical book and says:

Now let's get started with the inspection! Oh, you are so pale, your heart is beating fast (listens with a phonendoscope), your pulse is too fast (feels for the pulse). You definitely need a medical examination. Go to office No. 101.

He gives him a referral to an ophthalmologist in room No. 101.

Stage II “At the ophthalmologist”

The groom enters the entrance where an ophthalmologist is waiting for him, who examines him with a wand and then tells him to hit the target with a dart. But you just need to do this one by one: first with one, then with the second eye closed. The groom throws a dart into a dartboard, which can be made humorous by writing on it variations of “Why are you getting married?”: for love, parents forced you, for calculation, I want cutlets and borscht, bored alone, etc.

Or an optometrist can test the groom's vision using numbers written on a poster. Each of them means some important date in the life of the bride. And the groom must guess which one.

Another option: hang a photo of the kids on the wall. And the groom must find a childhood photo of the bride.

When the groom completes the task, the ophthalmologist makes a diagnosis:

Based on the results of the examination, a preliminary diagnosis can be made - love. To confirm it, go to office No. 202. Oh, I completely forgot, and here’s a carrot for improving your vision! So that they can at least see their bride!

Stage III “See a neurologist”

The groom and the witness approach the door of the apartment, on which is written “Office No. 202.” There they are met by a neurologist who says:

Good afternoon, patient, are you nervous? Something is clearly bothering you! Let's check

The doctor taps his knee with a hammer, asks you to follow his hand with your eyes, and then says:

Let's test your coordination and memory. Blindfold him (gives him a handkerchief). Draw a portrait of the bride. Here's a marker for you!

The groom must draw a blindfolded bride. After which the neurologist makes a diagnosis:

Well, well, it seems to me too that you are sick with love! But let's confirm your diagnosis. Go to room No. 303 to see the ENT specialist!

IV stage “At the ENT specialist”

The groom and the witness approach the doors in the bride’s apartment, on which is written “Office No. 303.” There they are met by an ENT specialist who says:

Hello! What are you complaining about?

The groom replies that it doesn't matter. And the ENT continues:

How's that for nothing? You have been diagnosed with love! Let's confirm it so that treatment can be prescribed. Let's test your hearing: can you recognize your beloved by her voice?

From the room, the bride and her bridesmaids take turns saying “I love you, _____ (affectionate nickname),” only they do it in a funny voice (after inhaling air from a helium balloon). The groom should recognize his bride by the affectionate nickname that she usually calls him.

After the groom completes the task, the ENT says:

So, the diagnosis is love. What did other doctors say? The same! Well, then a consultation with the last doctor will help clear everything up completely. Go to room No. 404, where the psychiatrist is already waiting for you!

Stage V “At the psychiatrist”

The groom approaches the doors on which is written “Office No. 404.” Near them he is met by a psychiatrist who says:

So, groom, I'll do one last bit of research. Guess my crazy riddles:

  • Doesn't bark, doesn't bite, and doesn't let him into the house. “The wife doesn’t let her drunk husband in.”
  • What is carnal love? - This is love on a raft.
  • What should you do when you see a green man? - Cross the street.
  • In what case will six children, two dogs, four adults, climbing under one umbrella, not get wet? - If it doesn't rain.

After the groom answers the questions, the psychiatrist says:

The diagnosis is clear - this is love. And the only cure is the bride, which should be “taken” every day for the rest of her life. Come see her!

The groom enters the bride's room. The ransom is over.

Scenario #3. Pioneer is always ready!

A very original plot for bride ransom. It will take guests and newlyweds back to the period of the USSR and the times of the pioneers and Octobrists. You need to decorate the entrance to the house in advance with red flags and posters of those times. You can turn on the appropriate music.

Necessary props: pioneer ties, dumbbells, darts, USSR flag.

When the groom and his friends come for the future bride, you need to find out whether the betrothed is a member of the party and whether he is a pioneer. This is followed by trials, after which the young man will be initiated into a pioneer.

- A true party member should compliment his beloved. But not simple ones, but in poetic form. Let the future husband and his friends come up with chant compliments and voice them loudly (all over the street). — A true pioneer must be in excellent physical shape. To do this, you need to perform various exercises: running in place, long jumps, push-ups, squats, lifting dumbbells, throwing darts.

— Next comes a lie detector test. Let the groom tell the whole truth why he chose our bride. What qualities did you love for?

— At the end, you need to take an oath on the party document. After this, the betrothed will be enrolled in the pioneer detachment and he will be able to pick up the bride at the registry office.

Scenario and features

If you are planning a hospital themed bride price, the scenario can be simple. According to it, the groom will have to go through the following “hospital departments”:

  • therapeutic;
  • psychiatric;
  • maternity

Find out the reason for his visit. When the groom says that he has come to his bride, the witness contacts the “chief doctor”, who allows the groom to pass to his now recovered bride. But the groom’s problems at the entrance do not end there, since he will have to buy shoe covers or, for example, a gauze bandage from the witness.

The first department where the groom ends up is the therapy department, where the therapist refuses to let him go further. The doctor insists on examining the throat, and when the groom agrees, he says that the throat is sore. To “cure” the groom needs to sing a love song as loudly as possible.

After this, the “therapist” pours “medicine” from a syringe down the future spouse’s throat (here you can show your imagination by filling the syringe with a drink of your choice), and then issues an invoice. Having paid it, the groom moves on.

An approximate dialogue with a therapist would look like this:

Therapist: Good afternoon, man, before I let you see the patient, I need to make sure that you are healthy. Show me your throat.


Groom: Okay (shows throat).

Therapist: Yes, you are sick, man, where are you going, infecting patients! Sing a love song and I'll see how serious your illness is.

After the groom has sung, the “doctor’s” text may look something like this: “Yes, your illness is serious, but I will cure you! Sit down on a chair, I'll give you some medicine. From you (names the amount). Pay, move on and don’t get sick anymore.” The doctor listens to the groom one last time.

The next department will be psychiatry. The doctor will ask the groom if he is registered with a psychiatrist, show him pictures with different symbolic meanings (for example, an infinity sign, which will mean a long marriage), name different numbers (which will also mean something, for example, the date of the first meeting of the young ).

An approximate dialogue with a psychiatrist would look like this:

Psychiatrist: Are you registered with a psychiatrist? Do you have any complaints?

Groom: No complaints, I’m not registered.

Psychiatrist: I see, this is your first time here. Then I’ll explain: I’m going to show you different pictures and numbers, your task is to tell me what they mean. If everything goes well, I will give you a certificate that you are healthy and tell you which ward your bride is in.


After the “reception” ends, having received a certificate and finding out the room number, the groom goes there. But the last obstacle on the way is the maternity ward. This is where the most interesting things happen.

Having almost reached the goal, the groom is met by a “midwife” in the company of three dolls. She may ask the young man and his two friends to help him swaddle the “babies.” This will have to be done for a while; the midwife threatens to not let the young man see his betrothed.

The midwife text will look something like this:

Well, as usual, as soon as I’m left alone at work, the whole trio immediately needs to change their diapers. So, young man (addressing the groom), come here. You see, the babies need to be swaddled, but I have a lot of things to do, I can’t cope without you. Help me, please, or I won’t let you go to room number (as if by chance he names the number of the “ward” where the bride is lying).

After this, the “midwife” explains the rules, names the required time (for example, 30 seconds), after which the groom and his friends begin to complete the task.

Having passed almost all the tests, the groom approaches the “ward”, on the door of which is written “Ready for discharge!” You can take it!”

Next to the bride there should be her witness and another friend. They are needed for the last small test, which completes the ransom. The witness must ask if the bride is ready to be discharged and married; the latter replies that she is ready. The witness gives the bride some advice on how to stay healthy and happy during married life (for example, sometimes leave work and go on vacation at the seaside; this is where you can get creative).

After this, it is “accidentally” discovered that the bride’s shoes have disappeared; the young woman only has shoe covers on her feet. The second girlfriend holds a box with all kinds of shoes in her hands and can offer the bride slippers or boots. The groom must pay for the bride to get her shoes back.

This completes the ransom, the happy couple can go to the registry office. All the “medical staff” present congratulate the young people.

Fifth test

The groom approaches the bride's door, and in front of them is hung a sheet with a large painted red heart (the heart can be painted with spray paint).

The presenter invites the groom to cut out the heart and go through the resulting opening to his bride.

Most likely, the groom will not have scissors and then the bridesmaids may offer to buy them from them for very “little money.” The groom has no choice and gets nail scissors.

Presenter: Now you are ready to meet your bride. The only pity is that the door is closed. You need to be smart and get the key.

Next to the apartment door there is a small table with a saucer covered with a napkin. On the saucer lies the apartment key frozen in a piece of ice.

This is where the groom's imagination comes into play. Friends can help so that he doesn't get frostbite on his hands.

As a result, he has the key to the apartment in his hands, and the presenter hands him a fake guitar.

Presenter: Now you are completely ready. Go and get your bride.

The groom opens the door to the apartment, and there are three threads stretching from the threshold.

Presenter: Well, what are you watching? Choose. Each thread is tied to the hand of a young diva, and only one of them is your future wife. But first, for your choice to be correct, you need to sing a serenade to your beloved.

The groom gets down on one knee in front of the door of the room and sings one verse of the serenade, then pulls the string and the one to whose hand it was tied comes out to him. At this point, the bridesmaids can clap a firecracker or throw confetti to maintain the carnival mood.

If the groom does not guess correctly, the presenter asks whether he is ready to pay the ransom or marry this girl (if you have a rich imagination, you can invite both the bride’s aunt and grandmother to participate in this competition).

The groom has no choice but to pay, then everything repeats all over again.

Each time, the bridesmaids support the groom, and his friends help sing serenades. This competition would benefit from excerpts from Alexander Serov's songs.

It is not difficult to guess that the groom will not have to sing more than three times.

The bride's entrance to the groom is accompanied by firecrackers, confetti and joyful exclamations from both parties.

After the bride's ransom is completed, he invites everyone to drink a glass of champagne and go to the registry office. Guests can ride in carnival costumes.

Therapeutic department! 1st floor

Therapist: Hello, I heard that you are going to see patient Rudnova? Don’t rush, before I can let you in to see her, I need to first conduct a therapeutic examination. Show me your throat. Man, stick your tongue out more, otherwise you won’t see anything at all.

He looks at the throat of the groom and several guests.

The therapist turns to the groom: Oh, oh, oh! You definitely can’t go to the hospital, your throat is red, you will infect all my patients with rubella of the throat! You sneeze here, and then the whole hospital will sneeze. Don’t even try to persuade me, I won’t let you in and that’s it! Come back when your throat is healed. Oh, you need it today, you have a wedding! So, let you now loudly sing a song about love to me so that I can listen and appreciate how serious your illness is! The groom sings a song about love. Therapist: no, well, it’s definitely a serious illness. We will be treated (he sits the groom on a chair and pours medicine into him through a syringe, gives him ascorbic acid)! From you 150 rubles. for treatment. What does extortion mean? We offer free medications only for patients! Pay up, man, and move on.

Other doctors

Speech therapist

The speech therapist gives the groom cards on which declarations of love are written in different languages:

  • ihlibe dich (German);
  • I'm kicking you (Ukrainian);
  • a love yu (English);
  • jeu tem (French);
  • ben sena seviyorum (Azerbaijani);
  • afeggere ante (Akhmar);
  • bi chi durta blokh (Kalmyk);
  • men sen zhaksy kyoryomen (Kazakh).

The groom must shout all these phrases so loudly that the bride can hear him. After which the psychologist makes a diagnosis: “In love, ready for family life.” And he sends the groom to the next specialist.

Traumatologist

At an appointment with this specialist, the following scene can be played out, but in the same style:

Doctor: Hello! You are still so young, what complaints do you have?

Groom: “Well, there is no way to go to his beloved without a doctor’s examination” - this is the meaning of the phrase, but the words may be different, since the groom was not prepared in advance that the bride price would be carried out in this form.

Doctor: Let's check whether you are worthy of her hand or not.

The groom is offered several handprints of the bridesmaids and herself, and he must find the right one. The culprit pays a fine for the mistake.

Further, after the fingerprint was guessed, the traumatologist tells him: “Well done, I found it quickly. Now let’s see if you can give her first aid.”

The groom receives a bandage. Next, the doctor asks him to provide first aid to a witness who allegedly hit his head. After the hero of the occasion has applied the bandage, the traumatologist declares: “You are worthy of her hand, so we will write it in your card.”

Psychologist

In the psychologist’s office there is an easel with a blank sheet of paper, and felt-tip pens or markers lie nearby. The doctor opens the outpatient card and begins to read it: “My colleagues are sure that you are in love for life. Let's check if this is true."

He invites the groom to go to the easel and draw a portrait of his bride. But he must do this not with his own hand, but with a witness. They give a felt-tip pen to the witness and start drawing. At this time, the groom is encouraged by shouts: “Whatever you draw, that’s how you’ll live!” When the portrait is ready, it is meticulously examined and the card is signed.

Geneticist

The geneticist reads the card and says that he trusts the diagnoses of his colleagues, but asks him to prove the positive nature of his character.

Explains that a good person will have a happy life and many good children. Next he asks the groom’s friends to tell about him, remembering the most interesting and funny stories in his life.

DPS

Competitions in the style of traffic police, or, as it is now correctly called, traffic police, have become fashionable relatively recently. How to conduct a ransom in this style? Firstly, it is advisable to dress the bridesmaid and her assistants in uniform, put caps on their heads and hand striped wands into their hands. They must wait for the groom near the bride's house in a car with a blue bucket instead of a special signal. Impromptu inspectors will need to stop the groom for trying to drive the family car while intoxicated with love. He will be asked to get a license, undergo a medical examination, pass a driving test on the site in front of the entrance of his future wife on a tricycle, and so on.

Continuation at the entrance

The happy groom, wearing a mask and shoe covers, enters the entrance, and there is a sign “therapeutic department”. He is met by a “therapist” and offers to undergo an examination. Using a spoon, he examines the groom's throat and says that it is inflamed and that the groom should not be allowed further. To understand the seriousness of the disease, he invites the future spouse to sing a serenade loudly.

The groom sings (his friends actively sing along with him), the doctor “treats” the throat with a syringe (without a needle) containing sweet water, and also gives out vitamins, which he takes out of a large jar called “Viagra”.

He suggests carrying out the same procedure with his friends (for prevention). He concludes that the young man has a love virus. Then he says that the foreign-made vaccine and vitamins are very expensive, so the groom needs to pay for the treatment. The groom, of course, pays and moves on. On the second floor staircase there is a “psychiatric department”. Here the doctor (the bride's friend) invites the young man to undergo a short examination. To do this, he shows the groom drawings of various objects and asks their meaning.

For example, Olympic rings - wedding rings, a sign denoting infinity - a happy and long family life, etc. Then he shows the numbers and asks what they mean. For example, this could be the birthday of a beloved or future mother-in-law, the shoe size of the future wife, etc. If the groom answers without errors, then he is allowed to proceed further, having previously issued a certificate.

Above is the “maternity ward”

...where a young man is greeted by a midwife, and newborns (dolls) lie on chairs nearby. After checking the groom's certificate, she asks the groom to first help change the newborns, and then promises to let him see the bride.

A witness can help the groom in this matter (put on a diaper, wrap the baby in a diaper and tie a bow). After this ordeal, the groom finally arrives at the bride's chamber. Here the witness meets him and clarifies whether the groom has passed the medical examination and whether he has mastered handling babies.

He receives an affirmative answer, after which he asks the bride if she is ready to be discharged? The bride claims she feels great. The witness says that after illness it is necessary to follow the following recommendations: spend a honeymoon on the seaside and receive signs of attention from the groom every day - this improves health.

Further, when the bride is ready to go to the registry office, it turns out that she only has shoe covers, and her wedding shoes were stolen. In order not to delay the newlyweds, the witness invites the groom to buy her “new ones” and indicates their cost. The young man pays the money and takes his bride's shoes. After this, the entire “medical staff of the hospital” congratulates the young couple on their recovery and wishes them never to get sick again.

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