Wedding riddles for ransom and lottery, for the groom and guests

Wedding riddles for bride price

Funny wedding riddles for the groom do not have to be related to his beloved. It will be more fun if, during the ransom, the young man has to use his ingenuity and show that he is able to find a solution in any situation.

Bridesmaids can read such riddles. The correct answer will bring the groom closer to his betrothed:

What does a duck swim on? (On water)
How to bring water in a sieve? (To freeze)
What tree will a titmouse sit on during a rainstorm? (Wet)
Why do tigers eat raw meat? (They don't know how to cook)
What is the name of the woman who was the first to fly a flying machine? (Baba Yaga)

Deviation from the classic template will make the buyout more interesting. Anecdotes, jokes and unusual riddles should be diluted with simple questions about the color of the bride’s eyes, mother’s birthday, etc.

Traditional questions for guests on knowledge of the character and habits of the newlyweds

Questions about young people for invited guests can be simple and funny, tricky and thought-provoking:

What age is the groom?
Whose relatives are there more at the wedding?
Who initiated the acquaintance?
Who's driving?
Who was the bride's best friend in school?
What grades did the groom have in chemistry?
Who invited more friends to the celebration?
What is the name of the groom's first teacher?
Who is more resourceful?
Who is the main secret keeper?
Who loves to cook more?
Who loves cleanliness and order?
Who is absent-minded?
Who loves sunbathing more?
Who among you doesn't watch time?
For whom is it more important to maintain style in clothing?
Who was the first to say words of love?
Who is the main debater?
Who goes to war first?
Who will make money?
Who will manage the house?
Who will sit until the night at work?
Who will be the biggest spender?
Where will you go to travel?
Who gets lost in three pines?
How many of you will ask others for advice?
In which house will you celebrate the New Year?
Who is unhappy in the morning?
Who has hairy legs?
Who is the best in the world?
Did you take a shower today?
When was the last time you went to the theater?
Why did you come to the wedding?
Does the groom adore the bride?
Which guest is the best dancer?
Did you like the decoration of the hall?
Where will you go after the feast?
Will you take your gifts?

The following questions concern parents of young people.

How many years did the bride's father court his future wife?
What color is the groom's mother's hair?
How light a mother-in-law sleeps?
How many grandchildren does a mother-in-law dream of?
What will the father-in-law name his granddaughter?
What is your father-in-law's favorite room in the apartment?
How does the mother of the bride like to relax?
How many times a year does the groom's dad go fishing?
Where does the bride's father hide his stash?
What kind of pies does the groom's dad like?
How often does your mother-in-law go shopping?
What is your mother-in-law's signature dish?
Why does the groom's dad look at his mom suspiciously?
Where did the bride's father get two piles on the table?
Why did the bride's mother show her fist to her husband?
Why did the groom's mother move the Olivier salad away from her husband?

Appease your mother-in-law - questions for the bride

You need to live in peace with your husband's mother . And the wise young wife understands this. She can show her wisdom and ingenuity in a competition with her mother-in-law. To do this, you will need various photographs from the life of the young people together. Preferably related to everyday life.

A friend and friend can secretly take care of such a selection in advance.

If the photo shows a young man hammering nails, then the girl must convince her mother-in-law that everything will be fine with her son and he won’t hit his finger.

If the photo shows a couple sitting in a restaurant, then it is better to convince the mother-in-law that she promises not to spend the family budget on trips to government establishments, but to feed her hubby delicious homemade borscht. The more fun the photos and unusual situations in them are, the more fun the game will be.

Question and Answer Quiz for the Bride

Usually questions at a wedding do not put the bride in a difficult position. But you can also prepare tricky questions with a trick. And the answer must be given quickly, without hesitation.

What is the stupidest thing your husband has done in his life?
What's the most romantic thing he's ever done?
What habit irritates her the most?
What habit does she think irritates her husband the most?
Who is the boss in the pair?
Would she trust the groom to choose a wedding dress?

A resourceful girl will easily and with humor avoid all tricky questions, thereby demonstrating her feminine prudence and cheerfulness.

Questions about true or false

They will cause real delight among the bride and groom. Guests, in turn, will have to give only two answer options to choose from - true, false.

The newlyweds have known each other since childhood.
The bride loves to walk in the rain.
The groom is afraid of cats.
The bride doesn't like to sleep alone.
The bride's dress was chosen by the mother.
The groom's dad advised him to run away from the wedding.
The bride's friend will also be getting married soon.
My husband's friends cried at the news of his wedding.
The bride prefers lobster to crab.
The groom plans to become an oligarch.
The groom's mother ordered three grandchildren for him.
The bride's father hid the sandwich in his pocket.
The bride decided to get a dog.
The groom is categorically against cats in the house.
The newlyweds have already bought a car.
The groom has a wad of money in his jacket pocket.
The witness looks at the witness throughout the wedding.
The witness wants to take off her shoes.
The newlyweds will drink champagne all night.
In the morning, the bride and groom will do exercises.

Questions about the future of the bride and groom

Guests need to imagine that 30 years have passed, the current newlyweds have matured and become accustomed to each other. We need to figure out how their life developed during this time? You can offer a prize for the most original answer. It will be even more fun if the bride and groom dress up as an elderly couple.

Who is the boss in this family?
Who is the keeper of savings?
Who put in teeth first?
Will the bride become an affectionate daughter-in-law?
What animals live in their house?
Who babysits the grandchildren more often?
Who runs to the clinic first?
Who doesn't like taking pills?
Who prefers valerian?
Who watches TV at night?
Who always loses their slippers?
How much hair is left on the groom's head?
How does a bride pickle cucumbers for the winter?
Who disappears in the garage in the evenings?
What kind of holiday does the bride prefer?

Traditional quiz about everyday life

Everyone will enjoy the traditional quiz about the life of newlyweds, when the answer with the name of the bride and groom is taken out of a hat after the question. The number of name slips should correspond to the questions and be divided equally. The guests will have to decide how household responsibilities will be distributed among the young people. The “notary” who writes down the answers will add fun to the task.

Who will wash the dishes every day?
Which spouse will prepare dinner?
Who will do the cleaning every day?
Who will wash my husband's clothes?
Who would spend hours shopping?
Who will disappear in the garden beds?
Who will make preparations for the winter?
Who will hang the chandelier and glue the wallpaper?
Who will clean the toilet?
Will there be shoe cleaning?
Will you take your mother south?
Will you feed the cat?
Will you be carrying bags?
Will you receive guests?
Will you take the children to school?
And will he go and give birth to them too?
Who will make the first million dollars?

At the end of the competition, the host will inform the guests that the bride and groom have agreed in advance to resolve all issues together, so the “notary” entry can be considered invalid.

Riddles about love

Riddles for wedding competitions from the presenter can be about the most beautiful feeling in the world - love:

What jumps, pulsates and is responsible during lovemaking? (Heart)
Sweet, but not honey. Capable of killing, but not poison. (Love)
The lovers met on the bridge. The girl said: “If you love me, jump down!” The guy didn’t do this, but was able to prove his feelings with just one word. What did he say? (Push)
Who can pierce the heart with an arrow and not be punished? (Amur)
What organs do lovers fuse together? (with hearts)
Before war they pray once, before going to sea - twice. When should you pray three times? (When I decided to get married)

Which options to choose (serious or humorous) depends on the invited guests and their sense of humor.

Riddles with a trick

Another category is funny wedding riddles with a trick. Without knowing the correct answer, it is not easy to guess them. But the time will be fun while the guests name their options.

Funny wedding riddles with answers:

1 tail, 2 heads, 6 legs. What it is? (Rider on a horse)
If you cut off a corner of a rectangular table, how many corners will be left? (5)
The train travels at a speed of 60 km/h. If the wind blows west, which way does the smoke go? (No smoke comes from the train)
What is the most valuable thing in human milk? (Tara)
Which plant is the smartest? (Horseradish)
Which car wheel does not spin when making a left turn? (Spare)
How many sausages can you eat on an empty stomach? (One)
Can a penguin be called a bird if it doesn't fly? (No. He doesn't talk)

If there are a lot of children at the wedding, the toastmaster or witness can hold an interesting competition for them. For example, read short poems about animals.

The trick is that the correct answer will not rhyme, which will confuse and at the same time amuse the children:

I catch mice in the house and entertain the kids. Tell me out loud, children, what is my name? (cat)
I’ll tell you openly - I carry a child in my bag. I'm a jumping champion! I am a jumping gray... (kangaroo)
I’ll purr at the bowl, there are delicious sausages there. I warm my grandmother like a hot water bottle, I’m very warm... (cat)
I’ll save some nectar and take it to the children’s honeycombs. I’ll buzz here and there, because I’m small... (bee)
You recognize him immediately: he is long-eared and cross-eyed. And he knows a lot about carrots. Well, of course, this is... (hare)
He jumps off the palm tree and climbs again. Jumps deftly... (monkey)
Not a fan of bright light, underground in winter and summer. This harmful one dug everything up with his nose... (mole).

There are many riddles for children's quizzes on the Internet. If you have a good imagination, you can come up with similar poems yourself.

Riddles for the groom

Interesting riddles for the groom using logic:

What sound will you love after baby is born? (Silence)
Where do the strongest marriages take place? (In heaven)
If the child was found in the cabbage, where were the parents at that time? (In the garden)
The bride and groom are happy together, they shouted “Bitterly” about 200 times. But the bed will not soon accept you into its arms... What will you do? (Count money)

The newlyweds can answer together. A wedding riddle about father-in-law, mother-in-law and other relatives will make those present smile:

This relative is wonderful, it’s interesting to talk to him. His eye looks vigilantly. Let's call the man... (father-in-law).
She keeps love for everyone. From now on, the groom's mother is ... (mother-in-law)
What kind of menacing uncle is this? He will sit with his mother-in-law at the table. There is a place in his soul for everyone and we will call him... (Father-in-law)
Make your face a little simpler when you come to visit... (Mother-in-law)

If you wish, you can find cool riddles about the wedding with answers about other guests: brothers, sisters, witnesses and even the toastmaster.

List of questions and quiz

A quiz for newlyweds at a wedding is interesting not only to the heroes of the occasion, who will eventually get to know the chosen one even better, but also to the guests, for whom it will be entertainment.

The test for a husband and wife, as far as they know each other, consists of both serious and funny questions. Everyone who came to congratulate the spouses will listen to the answers with interest. Guests will happily laugh at the most funny of them.

Here are some you can ask newlyweds:

During a fire, what would your spouse rescue first?
What was the most absurd act of your loved one?
Which of the life actions of your spouse is the craziest for her/him?
Name the most romantic act of a husband/wife.
What's the most unexpected place you've kissed?
Which of your lover's habits annoys you the most?
What part of the bride/groom's body do you love most?
Where would you prefer to go on your honeymoon if you could choose any corner of the planet?
Which artist would play the role of a young person in a film dedicated to her/him?
How many children does your spouse want to have?
Would you trust your significant other to choose your wedding dress?
Do you remember the exact date of your first date and the moment your relationship began?
What delicacy does the bride/groom like most?
Who is the boss in your union?
What affectionate nickname does the young man call the young woman?
What do you prefer: spending time alone or going out with him/her in the company of friends?
Which song does your spouse like more than the others?
What season does your husband/wife like?
What specific words did the young man say when proposing marriage?
Under what circumstances did you meet?

To have a lot of fun and “get to know” your newly-made husband and wife even closer, you can conduct the “He and She” quiz. Young and young people take part in it, and the guests will be spectators

You will need to prepare two signs, one of which will say “He” and the other “She ”. The host will read out the questions, and the bride and groom will answer them by holding up the correct card. Guests will watch the game and learn facts about the new family.

You can prepare the following questions for the competition with the “He and She” or Mr. signs. and Mrs.:

Which one of you two will throw out the trash?
Who was more worried and worried at the first rendezvous?
Who sings in the bath?
Who never turns off the light?
Who initiated the first kiss?
Who doesn't arrive on time more often?
Who constantly pulls the blanket in their direction?
Who will decide on spending wedding money?
Who says where to organize a weekend trip?
Who causes dinner to burn?
Who will give you happiness?

These cool wedding questions for newlyweds can be endless. But it is recommended to ensure that their number is limited, otherwise the game will drag on and become uninteresting.

Fun riddles for adults

Funny wedding riddles for guests can have vulgar overtones. And their correct decision will definitely make the participants of the funny table game laugh heartily.

Here are examples of funny poems and jokes:

A guy and a girl were doing something in the grass on "E". (Ate strawberries)
The hard is inserted into the soft, and the balls dangle nearby? (Earrings)
Long, red, 21. (Tram)
We feel good together: I’m under you, you’re above me. (Hedgehog carries an apple)
With claws, but not a bird. He flies and curses. (Electrician falls)
It dangles between the legs, it starts at “X”. (Tail)

It is better to make them in an adult company, away from children's ears.

Comic questions for the lottery

Lately, comic lotteries have been held at Russian weddings and anniversaries. Guests must guess their prize, and as a hint - a short poem:

You are the most beautiful here, keep your (nut) as a gift.
You dance just great! Here's a gift for you (basin).
For a sweet evening, please accept (sugar) from us.
Do you want to gain some weight? Take it as a gift (spoon).
You're not on a diet, are you? Take (candy) from us.
You will learn all the news in the world from (the newspaper).
Extend your hand. A gift to you - a head (onion).
Don't be bored in the evenings, drink aromatic (tea).
This is the best toy! A gift for you (rattle).
There is no more practical gain than for garbage (bag).

Poems for other gifts are composed using a similar principle.

Riddles are a great way to pass time without leaving the table. Unlike active competitions, absolutely all guests will enjoy the entertainment.

Playing with a traditional gift

The most popular wedding gift is a sum of money. Usually, banknotes are simply placed in a congratulatory envelope, but you can present a gift in an original way.

For example, make a “long ruble” by fastening a large number of small bills together with paper clips. The option with an umbrella is also interesting: the newlyweds are presented with an umbrella as a gift and asked to open it. After the umbrella canvas opens, it will become noticeable that there are banknotes attached to it from the inside.

It's easy to make funny DIY wedding gifts using a regular glass jar. You can, for example, bring several jars of homemade canned food (pickles, tomatoes, jam, etc.) in a bag, and put a sum of money in one clean jar in the same way as you roll up other jars with lids. When presenting a gift, you must first take out jars of canned vegetables. In this case, you can read comic congratulations in verse, for example:

Here's some sauerkraut so your wallet will never be empty;

but here’s a pickled cucumber, so that the husband is well done, etc.

At the very end, when both the guests and the newlyweds are perplexed, they take out a jar with a monetary gift.

The “money tree” looks very beautiful and original. It’s not difficult to make, you just need to buy some indoor plant in a pot and attach banknotes to its branches and shoots.

You can make a beautiful and memorable gift by putting banknotes in balloons. A “bouquet” should be assembled from the balls; it can be decorated with ribbons, bows, and serpentine. After presenting the gift, you will need to ask the newlyweds to burst the balloons to get the bills. When choosing this option, you need to be very careful to prevent the balloons from bursting prematurely.

You can also go a less creative route. For example, present the newlyweds with two beautiful wedding glasses, inside of which are banknotes rolled into a tube and tied with a ribbon. Or give a piggy bank with the wish to save up for a mansion or an expensive car. When the newlyweds are married, you can put banknotes in this piggy bank as a “down payment” on the purchase.